第1章 她就是个学渣

lixiagangguo,henkuai,jiuyaoyinglaixialeqirenshengdediyigezhuanzhe——gaokao。

jiaoshilinongnongdedoushijuanzideweidao,haiyou2bqianbituzaidatikashang“shuashua”deshengyin。

meigerendouzaizhengfenduomiaodemaitoukugan,chule……

“linglingling——linglingling——”

weilehexuexiaotongyidelingshengqubiekailai,gaosanjiaoyanzutebiexiangxiaofangshenqingleneizhongzuilaoshidexiakelingsheng,meiyouyinle,zhiyouxiangling,haishitebierongyixingengdeneizhong。suoyi,meijiekeyingshishengshengbeiyanzhangleshifenzhong。

“haole,geweikuaidianbashijuanjiaoshanglai,haiyoumeizuowandetongxueyebuyaozaidongbile,yijingfaxianjiuyizuobichuli!”

jiankaolaoshishifenrenzhendecongjiangtaishangzhanqi,yibianshuoyibianhuanguzhesizhou。

“wei,qiqi,nixingxing!”

“bieshuile,jiaojuanlea!”

“柒柒……”

zhaoyueeryigejingdeyongshouzhoucengzhezijineibuzhengqidetongzhuo,zhongyubayijingshuidaoliukoushuidemourenjijiaoxingle。

“shi!woshigaosan(8)bandexialeqi!duibuqilaoshi!zheidaotiwobuzhidaozenmexie!”

xialeqishishuihutule,wanquanwanglezijiganggangzhengzaikaoshi,haimengdizhanqilaizibaojiamen。

jiaoshineituranchuxianlepiankedeanjing,jihusuoyourendouhuitoumomingqimiaodekanta。

“xia——le——qi——”

zhiting“kada”deyishengcuixiang,jiankaolaoshishouzhongdefenbibeiyingshengshengaoduanleliangjie。

“fangxuehounibuyaozou!genwodaobangongshiquyitang!”

“额……”

zheixiawanle,xialeqiaohuidewuzhelian,toutoukanleyanzaiyipangtongyangtitamoaidetongzhuojianhaoyouzhaoyueer。

“zaozhidaojiubujiaonile,ziqiuduofuba!amen!”

zhaoyueershuangshouheshideyaotoudaogao,qishenjiaojuan。

zhentemedejiaolegesunyou!

xialeqigannuerbuganyan,chuiyankanlexiazijizhuoshangdeshijuan。kaodeshiyingyu,tazuitoutengdeyike,shangmianhenduodancidoushitaburenshide,danneixiedanciquedourendeziji,zhengyaoyaobaibaidechaotahuilehuishou。

“尼玛……”

tarenbuzhudididebaolejucukou,zuanzhezhixieleyibandejuanzi,zoudaojiangtaijiaojilaoshi。

gaosannianjiyingyubangongshi。

“xiatongxue,suirannishiyikaosheng,danyingyushisanmenzhukezhongdeyimen,nishuxuebenlaijiubuhao,yingyuzaibuhaohaozhuajinyixia,wokannidaxueyebiexiangshangle!”

“wodiyicikanjianzaiwoyingyumonikaoshanghaiganshuijuedexuesheng!nizhendeshishuaxinlewodeshijieguan、renshengguanhejiazhiguan!”

“baituonizhangdianxinhaobuhao?zheidouhaichaduojiujiugaokaole,kenijuranhaizheimebusijinqu!nihenijiejiezenmejiuchaleneimeduo!jiuzuotian,nijiejiezaidianshishangbushihainalehuayanghuabingnvziziyouhuadeguanjunma!zheidouyinggaizhunbeijinjunguojiaduileba?duoguangronga!daoshihoutahaiyaodaibiaoguojiadaoshijiegediqubisai,nizuoweitademeimei,yingyuxuebuhaodehua,genchuguoqukanbisaiduodiuliana!”

mingmingzhishitayigerendewenti,kezheilaoshiqueyingshibatadejiejieyiqichelejinlai!

tahenxiangchongdongdefanboyiju“woweishenmeyidingyaogenchuguoqukanbisai,wozaidianshishangbuyiyangnengkandedaoma?”,haiyou“niquedingwoyingyuchengjihaodehua,kouyujiuyidingmeiwentima?youduoshaosiliujixueshengzaikouyujiaoliushangheyabameiyouqubie?”,dantazuizhonghaishirenzhule。

congxuexiaochulaideshihou,jieshangdeludengyiranliangqi。

suiyiruxia,danbeiyefengchuijiulehaishihuijuedeliang。

xialeqicuolecuoshou,dianlexiachenzhongdeshubaojixuwanggongchezhandefangxiangzouqu。

kebuzhishitadecuojuehaishineibenjiushizhenshide,tasihukandaoleqianmianbuyuandeludengxia,yiqingzhangyougaodadejunyishenying,zhengmianduizhetajingjingdezhanzaineili。