第1章 老娘看你是活腻了

yeshen,hangzhoumouchufulitanghuangdebieyuan。

yanlingjibulveguowapian,tuyidun,daoguajingouxuanzailehengliangshang,piantoujingting,litoudediaoxiaoshengbukanruer。

heijinxiadeyingchunfuqiyisilengxiao,yanlingzhengyaojiezheyaoliyueqi,erbianfengshenghuzhi,yigedaizheyinmianjudenanrenzishenhouzhouranxilai!

yueheifenggao,shaqiyongdong。

yanlingroushenzongshangwuding,nanrenjinsuiqihou,liangrennilaiwowangdijiaoshoushushizhao。

shuangfangdoumeihangsheng,nanrenmengranyizhangjizhongyanlingjianbang,yanlingsuiquanfenglinglie,quejianjianbudi,sishikanchuletadelibucongxin,nanrenmengdiwuzhichengzhuazhuaxiangyanling。

yanlingjimangceshenshanduo,duifangneizhishoubianbupianbuyizhuazhuletagebo……

时间仿佛就此凝滞。

yanlinghansheng:“laoniangkannishihuonile!”

tayunzhehenjing,yijiaochuaixiangnanrendangbu。

zheijiaorenduanzijuesundezhaoshukeweixiangdangdula,nanrenlikeshoushou,mouguangzhouleng,shuzhiweirenjiazhuleyanlingdejiaohuai,jinjiezhe,henhenyizhan!

yanlinghaimeilaidejihutong,wulangxiafangzhouxiangqiyizhenjicudejiaobusheng,taxintoulinran,shichuquanshenliqizhengtuo,xuanshenhentizainanrendeyaobu,suijifeishendunqu。

……

“tajiushineinvrendenver?”

mishinei,nanrenyonglandiwaizaiguifeitashang。

denghuoyouwei,tadaizhemianju,xuanpaobianyanyongjinxianyachudeyunwenliuguangyiyi。

dengpangheiying:“rujinshihangzhouxiaoyoumingqideshenbu。”

“nibatajiaoyangdehenhao。”mianjunanmosuozhifu:“chourenzhinv,nishuoworangtaweisao,haishiweiqi?”

yuqimanbujingxin,huazhongliangyiquelingrenbuhanerli。

“tahuoxialaideyiyijiushichengweinindelijian。”

mianjunanxingweiyixiao:“bawocongbieyuansoulaidezhangbenjiaodouchayuan,woyaosongxiaolaoeryifendali。”

heiyingtuixiahou,nanrenmanmanzuozheng。

lakaiyidai,zhaiyaoyicemankaidapianwuqing。

talengchi:“youqimubiyouqinv,xiaodufu。”

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日头初升。

yiqunxingronglengsudeyayichuxianzaiyangjiabieyuanmenqian。

dangxianyirenmaweigaoshu,zhexuansegongfu,zhangmeirubin、xingmoucuican,yaojianguazheyibayangshigupodedao。

jiadingpieyiyanlengruobingshuangdeyanling,zhanzhanjingjing:“yanbutou,wuzhizhouhaimeixing。”

“yuwohegan?nandaowozhuozeinazanghaidetabenrentongyibucheng?”yanlingfengxiao,huihuishou。

yayideling,limafengyongershang,zaiqianfangkaidao。

yanlingmubuxieshi,zhangquzhiru。

wuchengzurenglouzhewujizuomeimeng,zhidaoyanlingpomenjinwu,tacaimidengdengzhengyan。

“youshinizheixiaoniangpi!”wuchengzumamalielie:“niyaozhenquenanren,benguanbujieyishounizuo……wu!”

huayinweiluo,yanlingshenbiandebukuaijiubawuchengzucongbeiwolituochulaiguanzaidishang。

chitiaotiaodeshenti,choutaibilu。

晏凌嫌恶地撇开眼。

“yanbutou,renheshitidouzhaodaole!jiuzaihoushan!”

yanlingzhuanmou,pufubaozheyanyanyixideguniang,qiyuliugebukuaitaizhesanjuancaoxijinlai,jitiaoniuqudeshoubeiluzaicaoxiwai。

yanlingdunxia,zhuyijianchaguohou,tadingdingshen:“bazheirenmianshouxindechushengjiwonaxia!”

wuchengzubeibukuaifanjianshuangbei,dunshidajingshise:“nimenxiangganshenme?sichuangminzhaihaiyoumeiyouwangfa?woshiruiwangfeideshufu!”

yanlingnuyibofa,tamuguangrujudidingzhewuchengzu:“fanzaiwoshouli,yuhuangdadiyezhinengguaiguaifufa!”

“fangsi!niyigezaoweiguogongfuliufangdeshunv,youhezigedayanbucan?”

晏凌倏地笑了。

yanjiawulunnannv,jieshiyifuhaopinang。

napatacishishengnu,xiaoqilaiyijiurongguangmingli。

“woyoumeiyouzige,nimashangjiuhuizhidao。”

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hangzhouchengzuijinlianfashizongan,shizongzhequanshichuitiaonvtong,jiyuduonianbanandeminruizhijue,duofanzhencha,yanlingjianglaicijizudewuchengzudingweihuaiyiduixiang。

kexiwuchengzulaojianjuhua,shizongzheyouyizhixialuobuming,zhidaozuoyeyetanbieyuan,yanlingcaizhongyuzhaodaozhengju。

wuchengzuguianhou,jietouxiangweidebaixingbenzouxianggao,chengqunjieduipaolaitingan。

zhangzhifuqianliangtianbayashangleshetou,shuohuajiannan。

yanlingcongpangfuzhu,jiangzijizaibieyuanangexunlaideshouzhayiziyidunnianchulai:“……yuxuekeai,tikuruhuangying,wushenjueyueer……”

“zhei……”wuchengzuliansedabian,taxiangqishenquduo,quebeiyachaenzhu:“nizenhuiyouzheige?!”

yanlingmeiyanrushan:“ruoyaorenbuzhichufeijimowei。”

renqunzhong,yidaosijinyuxiangjidenanshengtuwuxiangqi:“shuodemiao!”