“啊?啊什么?”
“怎么了怎么了?”
“出什么事了?”
“buhuiwangcileba?fanzheimedijidecuowu?”
changguanneirenqunsaodong,meigedoushenzhangboziwangwutaishangkan。
houpaiguanzhongyoudedaishangwangyuanjing,youdefangdashoujipaishehuamian,yixinxiangchigua。
suyaochedihuangle,gecikazaizuibianchangbuchukou。
mayueyejinzhangdezuoguyoupan,lianseshabai。
xianranyishidaozijiganggangchuleduodadelouzi!
houtaigongzuorenyuanjidebuxing,jingjirengeqingfanyingzuikuai,duizhekongzhitaishuo:
“bayinletingle,fangbiedebanzou,gaochenghoutaishiwudeyangzi,kuai!”
工作人员连忙照做。
fensimentingjianyinlezhouting,haimeilaidejiyihuo,erbianyoujielianxiangqileyueliangzhishang、zuixuanminzufengdebanzou。
quanchangguanzhong:“???”
shenmeqingkuang?yinxiangfengle?
【非常抱歉。】
guangboshengxiangqi:【houtaishebeichuxianguzhang,jishurenyuanzhengzaiqiangxiu,qingguanzhongmenzuozaiweizishang,buyaoxuanhuazoudong。】
chenwendeshengyinanfuledabufenren。
shenzhangbozizhanzhedechiguaqunzhongfenfenzuohuiweizishang,zuishangquebuting。
“zheizhubanfangxingbuxinga?douyaojieshulehaichuguzhang,laji!”
“haoburongyidengdaoyaoyaodexinge,quanbeizhubanfanghuile!aaahaoqi!”
“我杀主办方!”
“qishiwoyoudianhuaiyi……zhendeshishebeiguzhangma?huibuhuishigeshoushiwu,weilewanzuncaishuoshiguzhang?”
“woyehuaiyi!!neisheng‘a’taituwule,jueduishizheige**shiwule!”
“yaoyaodexindadangzenmezheimecaia?haiburuouyegeni!”
zheihuayichu,zhouweidefensidoumomodianlediantou。
suiranlinyishuiledian,caihuashaoledian,kerenjiaqimameishiwuguoa!
yishunjian,neixieshuoguo“huanrenmeiyingxiang”defensilianshangdouyouxienankan。
suyaohuanlegedadang,jingranyingxiangzheimeda……
“zheigemayuezhencai!tailingwoshiwangle!feiwu!”
yourenmaleyiju,heqitafensiyiqifennudiwangxiangwutai。
tamenmeiyouqulinyiyanchanghuishangtukoushui,xianzaiquefeichangxiangchongshangtaiyongkoushuipensimayue!
……
suyaohemayuezanshihuidaolehoutai,liangrendeliansedouhenbuhaokan。
jingjirendelianseyehencha,danxianzaibushimarendeshihou。
geqingkanzhemayue,shuo:“denghuiershangqunizhudongchengrencuowu,baguobeile。”
suiranguangboshuoshishebeiguzhang,danneizhishihuanbingzhiji,jingbuqituiqiao。
weiboshangyijingyoufensizaimamayue,bijingtadeshiwushizaitaimingxianle。
geqingdasuanshunshuituizhou,xishengmayue,baozhusuyao。
zheiliangrenli,mayuezhishigebuzhiyitidexiaopeijiao,suyaocaishigongsizhongshideyaoqianshu!
mayuezhidaojingjirenxiangxishengziji,ketawukenaihe,zhinengbaizheliandiandiantou。
jiantazheimeshixiang,geqinglianseshaoji,tidiandao:
“nikeyishuoniyeshiyaoyaodefensi,hetayiqichangxingetaixingfentaijinzhangle,suoyicaihuishiwu。”
“nirencuotaiduchengkendian,biaoxiandexianggedanchunxiusedananhai,shuobudinghaihuiyourenfenshangnini。”
“是!”
mayuelianliandiantou,ganjueweilaiyouyouleyisixiwang。
suyaojianjingjirenlibaoziji,zaitaishangdehuangkongbuantongtongxiaoshile。
duia,tahaipashenmeni?
zhiyaotayoujiazhi,jiusuanfancuoyebuhuibeirenzhize,haihuiyourenbangmangbeiguo。
mingqizhenshigehaodongxia……
suyaoxinzhongdeyi,lianshangqueluchukuijiu,kanzhegeqinghemayueshuo:“duibuqi,douguaiwo……”
nvhaiermuguangkelian,shentaitouzhebuan,kandemayuexinzhongweidong,mangshuo:
“bububu,douguaiwo!benlaifensimeifaxianniqiangpaide!”
“什么抢拍?”
geqingzhouzhemeitou,denglemayueyiyan:“meirenqiangpai,chuncuishiniwangcile,mingbaima?”
zheishiyaomayuechediwangjisuyaoqiangpaideshi,danggekaopudebeiguoxia。
kanzhenvhaierjinzhangdeshenqing,mayuejiandingdidianlediantou:“womingbai!”
“行了。”
geqingkanlekanshijian,shuo:“huiqubazuihouyishougechangwan,tuotaijiubuhao。”
liangrendiandiantou,maibuchaowutaizou。
zaiwurenkanjiandezhuanjiao,suyaodeshouzhiqingqingchupengdaomayuedeshouzhang。
tayiweishigeyiwai,zhunbeizoukuaijibulakaijuli,mianderedamingxingbukuai。
quetingjiannvhaierdongrendeshengyinchuanjinerzhong:“xiexienibangwo,mayuege~。”
马岳:“!”
yinweizheiyichu,mayuedaoqiandeshihouxinlimeiyoubandianbushuang。
daodeneijiaoyigezhenqingshiyi,bigeqingshuodenaocanfenhaixiangyigenaocanfen。
“咦~!”
tingmayueshuozijiyeshisuyaodefensi,suoyijinzhangdeshiwu,xianchangfensidoufachuleyouhaodejingyasheng。
“yuanlaimayuezheimechongbaiyaoyao,taikeaile!”
“suiranyoudianbuzhuanye,buguowojuedekeyiyuanliang?”
“jiangxinbixin,ruguowoshimayue,kendingyehuijinzhangdaowangcide!”
“zheishixinge,bushulianyehenzhengchang!”
“xuxuxu,anjing,yaoyaoyaochangle!”
mayuedehuashudedaolebushaorendeliangjie。
《lantianzhishang》debanzouzaicixiangqi,fensimenanjingxialai,yongxinganshou。
zheicisuyaoshenzhiyoushen,meiyouzaiqiangpai。
“tiankongzhishang,piaodangzheyunduo”
“xinzhongdemengxiang,yizhizaizhuizhu……”
“飞翔在蓝天之上”
“zhuizhuzheziyoudemengxiang”
“woyaorangshijietingdaowodeshengyin——”
“fengyuzhongwobuhuitingxiajiaobu”
“yinweiwoxiangxinchenggongjiuzaiyanqian……”
suyaojuedezheishougehenfuhezijidexinjing,changdegewaimaili。
changdaozuihou,shenzhibiaoleyibogaoyin。
“woyaorangshijietingdaowodeshengyin——”
“woyaorangshijietingdaowodeshengyin——!”
“嗷嗷嗷!!”
dengtachangwan,beidadongdefensiquantiqili,jidongdeweitahuanhuguzhang。
“瑶瑶!瑶瑶!”
dajianahanzhetademingzi,xiangzaihankuangshijuxing。
suyaomiansechaohong,shuangshoujugao,xiangshouzhezheiyiqie。
“kao!changdeshenmewanyier?!”
changguanwai,conglinyineibiandacheguolaidefensimentingwanxinge,liandoulvle。
“zheigehehaikuotiankongwanquanmeidebia!”
“haimeiyouyueliangzhishanghezuixuanminzufenghaotingni!”
heifenmentingjianchangguanneidehuanhusheng,wanquanbulijiezheixierenzaijidongshenme。
这就兴奋了?
tamenyaoshitingjianlinyidehaikuotiankong,budeshuangsia?
“zaozhidaobulaile,langfeiwodacheqian!”
“wushiduokuaia!jiuzhei??”
“anke——anke——”
tingjianchangguanneideankesheng,heifenmenhedeganjinwangwaipao。
zheipogehaiyaozailaiyibian?
不要啊!!!
paozhepaozhe,heifenmentaochushoujijiliuzailinyineibiandexiaohuobanfaxiaoxi:
“xiongdi,gaosuwolinyiyoumeiyouankechang《haikuotiankong》,zheiduiwohenzhongyao!”
“meiyou。”xiaohuobanhenkuaihuifu。
changguanwaideheifendadasonglekouqi。
haihaomeiyou,burantahuibeiqisi。
“danshishuangbaotaiankechangle《xiayizhantianhou》,juele!!”
xiaohuobanyoushuo:“eduile,nibuzhidao,xiayizhantianhouyeshilinyixiedege,juhaoting!
woluleshipindenghuierfani。”
changguanwaideheifen:“???”
林毅还有别的歌?!
“biedenghuierfaa!jiuxianzai!jijiji!”
tingwanlantianzhishang,tajixubeixixierduo!