第1章

(qiangdiaoyixia,buxiuxianbuxiuxianbuxiuxian,zhongyaodeshiqingshuosanbian)

(‘日常’环节)

(kanxiaoshuotuyile,juedeluojibudui,jiubanaozixianfangyifang,ranhouzaijianqilai,shizaibuxingzhijiediudiaoπ_π)

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yulongwanyihao,602shi,xumoduzizuozaishafashang,muguangbinglengdekanzheshoujizhongdezhaopian。

zhaopianzhongshiyinanyinvdehezhao。

nvrenyouzheyizhangmeiyanwubideliandan,mouzirutongshengkaidemudanyiban,mingyandongren,jishigezheshoujipingmuyiranzheyanbuzhutaneixuebaixinidepifu。

duifangzhengshixumomingzhengyanshundeqizi,shenxinyue!

kezaitashenbiandenanren,quebushixumo,ershitasuoweidezhuma,jiangbeitao。

“jiangbeitao,meixiangdaolaozihuoguolaileba!”xumodingzhezhaopianzhongdelianggeren,yuqilengjingdekepa。

yigexiaoshiqian,xumozhongshengle,congyinianhoudechehuozhongzhongshenghuilaile。

linsizhiqian,tacongjigerendetanxiaoshengzhongdezhi,chehuobingbushiyiwai,ershijiangbeitaoyishoucehuade。

congdaxuekaishi,xumoheshenxinyuejiushirenrenxianmudeyidui,buguanshizhangxiang,haishixuexi,liangrenjihudoushijuepei。

weiyibutongdeshi,liangrendejiatingtiaojianxiangchajida。

xumozixiaogenyeyeyiqizhangda,jiajingfeichangpinku。

xiangfan,shenxinyuesuozaideshenjiazaizhenggejiangnanshengdoushiqiansandecunzai。

jibianruci,shenxinyuehaishibugujiazhongdefandui,jiajilexumo。

wulunhuanlenagenanren,doubukenengbugandong,xumoyebuliwai。

liangrenbiyehou,shenxinyuezaijialidezhichixia,chuangbanlezijidegongsi。

erxumozeshidangqilejiatingzhufu。

qishiyitadexueli,jiashangyanzhi,suibiandounengzhaogehaohuo,danshenxinyuebiaoshibuxiangrangtachuqu,shuoshibimiannagehulijingwanyigouyintashenmeshenmede……

jiashangshenxinyueweilegongzuo,shentishangliuxialeyixiewenti,biruweitong,jingzhui……

zheixiewentidoushiyaomanmandiaolicaizhujianhuifu,weici,xumomeiyoutaiduoyouyu,meitiandouxixinzhaogushenxinyue。

liangrendeshenghuojibenshanghenmeiman。

xumoyuanyiweihuiyizhizheiyangxiaqu,kezaijintian,yiqiedoufashenglegaibian。

congjiangbeitaochuxianhou,jibenshangcongbujiabandeshenxinyuekaishilejiaban。

xumofaxianwentihou,dangranzhiwenguo。

keshenxinyuequebiaoshineizhishipengyou,hairangxumobuyaoxiangtaiduo。

danliangrendeganqingcongneizhihou,biankaishichanshengleliefeng。

suizhejiangbeitaochuxianzaixumoshiyezhongdecishuyuelaiyueduo,liangrenchaojiadecishuyeyuelaiyueduo。

zhidaoyinianhoudeyitian,duifangjingranzhijiechuxianzaixumogenqian,gongranbiaoshitaheshenxinyueshicongxiaodaodadeqingmeizhuma,zhibuguohoulaichuguole,cairangxumozuanlekongzi。

buguangruci,tashenzhizhijieduixumobiaoshi,shenxinyuechizaoshitaderen!

xumobushishitou,suanshangdaxueshiqi,taheshenxinyuezhishaowunianduodeganqing,xianzaibeiyigechoulaoshuzhanzaimianqiantiaoxin,jiashangzheiyiniandeshenxinyuedebianhua,yayixujiudenuhuozhongyushibaofale。

fenqiyiquanzazaileduifangdelianshang,zhishizaiqitoushangdetameiyouzhuyidao,jiangbeitaodezuijiaoluchuleyisidechengdexiao……

jiuzaixumoyaojixudongshoudeshihou,shenxinyuechuxianle。

jiangbeitaojiandaota,dunshiluchurangrenexindeweiqu:“xinyue,wozhishixiangrangxumoduinihaodian,buyaozhengtianrangnishengqi,weiciwokeyixiaoshi,kexumota…………”

xumozhishijingjingdikanzheshenxinyue,yinianduodeshijian,tazaoyishiwang。

guoran,shenxinyuehenhendezhizeletayifan,suihoudaizhejiangbeitaoquleyiyuan……

xinhuiyilengzhixia,xumoduzizouzailushang,keyingmianjisushilaideyiliangcherangtayanqianzhouliang……

zaicihuifuyishihou,yijinghuidaoleyigexiaoshiqian。

zhidaoxianzai,kandaoshoujizhongdezhaopian.

xumochediquerenle,zijihuidaoleyinianqian。

shangyishidekaiduan,yeshicongzheiyikekaishide。

zhaopianshizaishenxinyuedepengyouquanzhongfaxiande,fabushijianshiyifenzhongzhiqian。

xumozaicidiankai,danshoujitishizhaopianyijingbeishanchu。

zheizhongiqingkuangxumozaojiuliaodaole,diyicidiankaideshihou,tajiuyijingjietubaocunle。

erzheishihou,tadedianhuaxiangleqilai,zhengshishenxinyuedaguolaide。

xumojietongledianhua,duifangdeshengyinyijiukonglinghaoting,danyuqiqueduolejifenwufayinzangdejinzhang:“laogong,nichiguolema?”

dianhuaneitou,chuleshenxinyuedeshengyin,yinyuehaiyouqitarendexuannaosheng。

shangyishi,xumoyijingshitaile,chaoxixiangchu,xiangaidelaopozaitashengridangtian,bujinpiantazaijiaban,shenzhiquhebiedenanrenxiangyuechifan,taxinzhonghaizenmepingjing?

kexianzai,tazhijuedehaoxiao。

“laogong?nizenmebushuohua?”shenxinyuedeyuqisihugengjinzhangle。

tabuzhidaoneigepengyouquan,xumoyoumeiyoukandao,zheicaitedidagedianhualaishitanyixia。

“yijingchiguole。”xumodandanshuodao。

huanlezhiqian,shenxinyuezaojiufaxianlexumoyuqizhongdebianhua,kexianzaijinzhangdeqingxurangtaziranerrandehulvelezheixie。

“chilejiuhao,laogong,jintianwokenengyaoduojiabanyihuierle,niyaoshikunlejiuxianshuiba。”

meidengxumohuihua,shenxinyuezheibianlvxianguaduanledianhua。

yinweitafaxianjiangbeitaocongbaoxiangneichulaile。

“xinyue,jisheidadianhuani?daihuicaidouliangle。”

jiangbeitaoyifuruyademoyang,weiweixiaodao:“nibanglewozheimedademang,wohaimeihaohaojingniyibeini。”

shenxinyueshouqishouji,zhanyanyixiaodao:“meishenme。”

“dajiadoudengzhenidongkuaizini。”

liangrenyiqianyihouzoujinlebaoxiang……

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lingyibian,xumozuozaicanzhuoqian,jizijiqielekuaidangao。

bujinbumandechiwanshouzhongdedangao,tadakaishoujikanlekanshijian,wanshangshidianban。

suansuanshijian,tamenyinggaiganghaochidaoxingtoushangle……

jiranshangtianzhongxinjilezijiyicijihui,xumodangranbukenengrangjiangbeitaohaohaohuozhe!

huanshangyifu,xumonachucheyaochichumen。

kegangdaomenkou,yigegaotiaodeshenyingganghaodangzailemianqian。

xumorenchuduifang,zhengshishenxinyuedeqinjiejie,yeshitadedayizi,shenxinyi。

duifangbuguanshishencairongmaodousihaobushushenxinyue,cishizhengchuanzheyitaoshuiyizhanzaimenwai,suoguchuluchupianpiandexuebaijifu。

kandaoxumohou,shenxinyixianranyelenglexia,lvxiankaikoudao:“xumo?zheimewanniqunaer?”

shuohuadetongshi,tayanjiaopiejianwulizhuoshangdedangao,xinzhongyouxieqiguai。

jintianyebushimeimeishengri……

zhiyuxumodeshengri,tayagenmeikaolv,bijingduiyuxumozheizhong“chiruanfan”de,taduoshaoyouxiekanbushang。

“xinyuegangxiaban,woqujieta。”xumosaoleyanshenxinyi,suikoubianleyiju。

shenxinyimeiyouhuaiyi,zheigemeifuchulechiruanfan,bushangjinwai,qitadequeshimeidetiao。

bulunshineizhanglengjiaofenming,jiyouxiaobailiandemozi,youbuquefananrenqizhidelianhaishiduimeimeidetitie,keyishuoshiwanmeilaogongle。

zheimewanle,meimeiyigexiaoxi,mashangjiuqujietale……

“xinyuebuzaijiadehua,woxiacizailaiba。”shenxinyishuozhe,jiuyaolikai。

danshoubeiquebeixumoyibazhuazhu,tameiyoujinzhangdeyisi。

zheigemeifuxianglaiguijudehen,kuangqietayebujuedexumoganduitazuoshenmechugedeshiqing。

“xinyijie,burunihewoyikuaiqujiexinyueba,ganghao,womenhainengchidiandongxi。”

suiranshidayizi,danxumoyizhidouchenghutaxinyijie。

chidongxishijia,kantameimeizaiganmacaishizhen!

shenxinyiyouyuleyihuier,zuizhongmeiyourenzhuyexiaodeyouhuo,diandiantoudayingle。

xumoxiaquqidongchezi,shenxinyihuiquhuanletaoyifu。

tamenzhuzaitongyidonglou,zhibuguoyigeliulou,yigeqiloueryi。

pingjiezhezhaopianzhongbeijingdelogo,xumolaidaoleshenxinyuegongsibuyuandeyijiajiudian。

“xumo,bushilaijiexinyuema?zenmelaizheierle?”

shenxinyikanzhemianqiandejiudian,youxieqiguai。

xumotinghaoche,dao:“xinyueyijingzailimiandengzhewomenle。”

shenxinyimeixiangneimeduo,genzheyikuaijinqule。

xumozaiqiantaidatingdaoleshenxinyuesuozaidebaoxiang,jingzhidaizheshenxinyizhaoleguoqu……

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