第4章 什么,挑粪的!?(1793字)

shengren......zheiyijingzhanzailezhenggexiuxinglushangdedianfeng!

zaixiuxingdeguochengzhong,shilijingjiecongdidaogaoyigongfenwei:wuzhe,wushi,wuling,wuzong,wuwang,wuzun,wuhuang,wudi。

zaiwangshangyibudehua,caishichuanshuozhongdeshengrenjingjie。

zheizhongjingjie,zhiyouzaichuanshuozhongtingshuoguo。

zaitamenzheizhongxiaodifang,yiweiwuwangjiuzuyiliyaqunxiong,genghekuangshishengrenzheizhongzhicunzaiyuchuanshuozhongdecunzai!

meicuo......zheiweiyidingshishengren!

qingliandaozhangshentijiangyingzaiyuandi,tajinjindingzhepangbiandeshanggutianshengou,yigedongzuodoubuganyou。

zheigeyanshen......duomekepadeyapoli!

jiuzaizheishihou,jiangjinyuekandaozijideshizunlengzaiyuandi,yushixinzhongyeyouxieyihuo:

“shizun,ninzheishizenmele?”

takanleyiyanpangbiandeheisegouzi,zheizhigouyoushenmebuzhengchangdedifangme?

qingliandaozhangshenshenxileyikouqi,jiulianshengyindoukaishizhandouleqilai:“jinyueya......wohaishigouyankanrendile,zheiweiqianbei,henkenengshishengren。”

“shenme!?”jiangjinyuedengdameimou,buganxiangxindijinghuleyisheng。

圣人!?

zheizenmekeneng,chuanshuozhongdeshengren,jingranhuichuxianzaizheizhongdifang......

qingliandaozhangzhilezhidimianshangdeheisegouzi,ranhoukaikoushuo:“zheizhigou,shishanggutianshengou......”

dangtingdaozheihuahou,jiangjinyuezhenggerenruzaoleipi,yanzhongliuluchulejingkongdemuguang。

上,上古天神狗!?

suiranjiangjinyuemeiyouqinyanjianguo,dantaquezhidaoshanggutianshengouzheizhongcunzai。

chuanwenzhongchangbanshengrenzuoyoudegouzi,jiushizheishanggutianshengou!

yejiushishuo,zheiweiqianbeizhendeshiyiweishengren......

xiangdaozheili,jiangjinyuejinjinyaozhehongchun,yanjinghongzhongdoukuaiyaobeihekule。

jiuyinweijimeitongqiandezuileyiweishengren。

“shizun......”jiangjinyuechaozheqingliandaozhangtouquleqiuzhudemuguang。

qingliandaozhangshenshentanleyikouqi:“jinyue,jilaizhizeanzhi,zheiweiqianbeiruguozhendexiangduinidongshou,kongpayebuhuidengdaoxianzai。

jiusuantaxiangbanizhuaqilaimanmanzhemo,niyezhinengtingconganpai。”

“shi......”jiangjinyuejihudaizhekuqiangshuochulezheigezi。

yejiushizaizheishihou,yefengzoulechulai,tayihuodikanxiangleqingliandaozhang:“nizenmehaibujinlai?”

“qianbei,womenzheijiujinlai。”qingliandaozhangshuozhe,haiweijudikanleyiyanpangbiandeheisegouzi。

gangcaitachichibujinlai,shijishangshihaipazheizhishanggutianshengou。

yefengmeitouyizhou,takanxiangpangbiandeheisegouzi,shunjianmingbaiguolai。

“nizheijiahuo,meijinishuanshengziyoupaolechulai!”shuozhe,yefengfeiqilaijiushiyijiaotizaigouzideshenshang。

嗷呜-

gouzicanjiaoleyisheng,huiliuliudichaozhecemenpaoqu。

yefenglunqiyigenmugun,zhuizhegouzichonglechuqu,bushihainengtingdaogouzidecanjiaosheng。

qingliandaozhanghejiangjinyueduishileyiyan,doucongduifangyanzhongkandaolekongju。

我看到了什么!?

neikeshishanggutianshengou!!jieguojingranbeizheiyangsuiyitida。

chuanwenzhong,shanggutianshengoushishengrendetongban,shilijiusuanburushengren,chadeyebuhuitaiduo。

genjugujijizai,shanggutianshengouyidanzhangkaijuzui,zuyitunshiyipianguangmang!!

cengjingshanggutianshenggouzhangkaijuzuihouzhetianbiri,shenzhichengweileminjianjingchangshuoqideyizegushi。

keshixianzai......shanggutianshengoujingranzhiyouaidadefen!!

qingliandaozhangshentibuduanzhandouzhe,tajuedezijideshijieguanshoudaoleyanzhongdechongji。

nandaoshuo,nandaoshuozheiweiqianbei,yaozaishengrenzhishang!?

wonima......zheidaodishishenmekepadecunzai!?

“keke,buhaoyisiha,wojiagouzimeiyoukanguanhao,suibianjiaoxunleyidun。”jiuzaizheishihou,yefengtizheyigenmugunzoulehuilai。

qingliandaozhanggangayixiao:“hahaha,qianbeikeqile,neizhishanggu.....neizhigouzipingshibuhuiyaorenma?”

benlaixiangshuoshanggutianshengou,danshixiangdaoqianbeishiyifanrendeshenfenzaiwaililian,jueduibunengshuodaoshenmeyouguanxiuliandedongxicaixing!

“yaoren?zheidaoshiyouyiciba,buguobeiwoshangcichadianbatajidasizhihou,tajiuzaiyebuganyaorenle。”yefengweiweiyixiaokaikoushuo。

差,差点打死。

yejiushizaizheishihou,qingliandaozhangkanxiangyefengshouzhongdemugun,xinzhongyouxieyihuo。

zheizhishiyigenputongdemugun,weishenmezheizhongdongxinenggoudashanggutianshengou?

“zheigenmugunyinggaibunengdagouba......”

ranerqingliandaozhanghuagangshuodaozheili,tongkongjiumengdiyisuo。

yinweitafaxian,zheigenmugunsuiranwaibiaokanshangquhenputong,danneishiyinweitaxiuweihaimeiyoudaoneigecengci。

danruguoyonglingqizixiguanchadehuajiunenggoufaxian,zheizhishaoshixianqi!!

erqiehenkenengyijingjubeileqiling!!

ruguoshizheizhongdongxidehua,neijueduinenggoubashanggutianshengoujihenhenzouyidun!!

yuanlaizheishiqianbeidewuqi,chadianjiukanzouyanle。

yefengyeqingqingdianlediantou:“nishuodemeicuo,yongtiaofendedongxiqudagou,sihuqueshiyouxiebutuo。”

啥玩意!?

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挑,挑粪的?

qingliandaozhangchadianhuaiyizijideerduochulewenti,zheizhongxianqijingranyouyonglaitiaofen?

zheiyishunjian,qingliandaozhangzhijuedezhengkexindouzaidixue,xianqiyonglaitiaofen,zheidaodideyouduodadeshoubicainengzuochuzheizhongshiqing。

“haole,xianjinlaizaishuoba。”yefengbamugunsuiyiwangpangbiandefentonglimianyireng,jiulvxianzoujinlejiazhong。

qingliandaozhangbuduanyanzhekoushui,yanzhongyedaizhenanyixiangxindemuguang。

zheihaizhenshiyonglaitiaofende!