renshicuiyuxuanneinian，woshisisui。
neishihousuichaodahansannian，womianhuangjiroumeidunchibubao，kanqilaibitonglingrenyaoxiaohenduo。
jiyizhong，wodechushenbingbuhao。
wodiechangnianxujiuduqian，dushulenawohewoniangsaqi，
xiongzhangzaijiashi，zhiyaowodiedongshou，xiongzhanghuipinlemingdebaohuwogenwoniang。
keshi，taqucanjun，jieliansanyuemeiyoushuxinjihuijiazhong，
tingzhangshuomeiyouyinxin，jiushisile。
而我娘是个穿越女。
tashuo，shouji，guantou，bingqilin，haiyouaiqing。
zhouweirentingbudong，luguozhidaoyisheng，‘linjiayougefengponiang。’
woniangbuyiweiran，bacongjiaowaishilidiwadeyecai，dunleyiguozhou。
tuikaimen，wodiejiuqixuntian，yijiaochuaifanluzi。
“youchiyecai！wotamagennishuoguoduoshaobian，laoziyaochirou！”
suihouquantourubaoyuluozaitadeshenshang。
taquansuozaidishanghaotaodaku，“linlang，niyiqianbushizheiyangde，nibiezheiyang，boqingzoule，zheigeshijiewozhiyounile。”
tadeshijiemanshinining，bawotuideyuanyuande，haoyebuhao。
baolibingmeiyoutingzhi，faneryufajiazhong。
xiongzhangdesixun，jihuyaoyakuazheigejia，yinweiwodietashuotameixianghuole。
wobaozhemaosuozaifaheidezhuojiaoxiamian。
huailidemaojiaoleyisheng，wodeshentizhibuzhuzhandou，xingenzhehuangkong。
wodieehenhendekanzhewo，bawozhuaichulai，duiwoquandajiaoti。
woshichangzaixiang，renhuozheyiyishishenme，shimeitianaidame？
tongdaomamu，woniangkudesixinliefei，bawolanzaihuaizhong，dangzhusuoyoudebaoli。
wodiedaleile，tangzaidishanghuhudashui，huluzhentianxiang。
woniangliangzhiyanjingzhongdegenhetaoyiyang，shuangyankongdong。
woxiaoshengdewenta，“niang，womentaoba。”
tahuiguoshenlai，xiaodekuse，“nidieyiqianbushizheiyangde，zhishiyishihutu，nidiegenwobaozhengguo，tahuigaide。”
“nianggennishuoshuowoyiqiandeshenghuo，zaiwomenneigeniandai，renrenziyoupingdeng，youshouji......”
woniangdaizheweixiaoshuiqu，chenjinzaizijideshijieli。
yinweitazhidao，wodiediertianyidinghuilaihongta。
yishuhua，yiketang，jijudongrendeqinghua。