丧尸爆发,我在家安心煮火锅第1章

“a……chouliumang,kuaifangkaiwo!”

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sheishuolidezuoyongshixianghude?

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“你是谁?”

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suiranzheijiahuozhangdebucuo,dantakebushisuibiandenvren。

“呵!”

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爬床?

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“ruguowoshuowoyeshibeirensuanjilenixinma?”

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苏梦欢:“……”

zhenshixiexietagujiababeizuzongderentong。

“danzheibushinipawochuangdeliyou。”

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“dianwulewodeshentijiwozaochenglexinlichuangshang,jiupeichangwoyiqianwanba。”

apei,nidiaoshangxiangzuanleazheimegui?

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sumenghuanlianyizhenqingyizhenbai,yaoyaqiechidao:“wonayouneimeduoqian?”

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“meiqianhaoban,nidaqiantiaoba。”

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这特么谁能忍?