第1章

“baobei,xiangwolema?”

“yugege,nizenmecailaia?renjiadoudengnibantianlee。”

“woshibikaixianianancaiguolaide。”

“xixi,yugege,nishuo,yaoshijiejiezhidaowomenzheimeqinmi,niduitadehaodoushiweilebangwonadaotamamaliujitadeguquan,nizhenxinxihuandeqishishiwo,tahuibuhuiqisia?”

“xiaohuaidan,wozheikedoushiweinixishengde,kuaibuchangwo……”

xianianantingdaozheiyiqie,jianzhibuganxiangxinzijideerduo。

yaobushibangshifuguolaiquyaocai,tayebuhuizhenghaokandaotananpengyouqinshaoyuzoujinjiudianfangjian,gengbuhuitingdaotananpengyouhetabiaomeizheixieexindehua。

tingtamenzheiexinyoulugudeduihua,zheixianranbushidiyicile。

erbanxiaoshiqian,tahaizaigentashuo,henbudemashangqutahuijia。

xianzaishiliuyuedetianqi,taqueganjuedaoletouxindeliangyi。renzenmekeyixuweizhici?

fangjianliyijingxiangqileciqibifudengngaadeshengyin……

xianiananexindejipigedadouqilaile。

yaobushijiyuanqiaohe,tahaibeimanzaiguli,yiweizheigenanrenmanxinmanyandoushita。

shenxiyikouqi,tataiyankanlekanmen,zhaozhunweizhi,quedinghaolidao,shentixunsuhoutui,suijitataituihenhenyijiaochuaichu。

砰——

fangmenyingshengerkai,limianchuanlainvrenaajianjiaodeshengyin,yijiqinshaoyujiebeideshengyin:“shei?”

“wo!xia、nian、an!”xianiananyiziyidun。

“anan?!”qinshaoyuxunsutishangkuzi。

chuangshangdexiamuqinglabeizigaizhuziji,queguyiluchumeihuodexiangjian。

xianianannachushoujiduizhetamenjiupaileliangzhangzhaopian。

“anan,nizuoshenme?”kandaoxianiananpaizhao,qinshaoyuzhejidiqiangshouji。

砰——

xianiananyijiaochuaizaiqinshaoyushenshang。

lidaozhida,zhijiejiangqinshaoyuchuaifeizaichuangshang,xiamuqingkuazhangdijianjiao。

xianiananyanshenpinidijinggao:“qinshaoyu,yihou,womenqiaoguiqiaoluguilu!nijizhu,shiwoxianiananbuyaonide。mianduimeitideshihou,haohaoshuohua,yaoburan……wobuhuikeqi。”

tamenxiangyaosuanjimamaliujitadeguquan,nanmianhuizaimeitimianqiandihuita。

daoshihoubumingzhenxiangderenjiuhuijuedejiujiuyijiaqiangtamamaliujitadeyichanyeshiqinglizhizhongdeshi。

“jiejie,nizenmenengzheimeduiyugege?niyetaiculule,woyuanbenhaixiangyaogennishuoduibuqide。jiranzheiyang,meishenmehaoshuodele……niyekandaole,woheyugegeshizhenxinxiangaide……”xiamuqingtiaozhexiabakanzhexianianan。

taxinlibabudexianiananqupuguangni。

zheiyang,tajiajinqinjiajiushitiebandingdingdeshiqingle。

neitayujingdoupeijiadashaoyedehunshiziranbuyongtaqulvxingle。

tateyidatinglepeijiadashaoyedeqingkuang,peijiadashaoyeyijingwushiersuile,youlaoyouchou,haizuolunyi。

shenmeyangderenxuyaozuolunyi?canfeicaixuyao。

peijiayouquanyoushiyouzenmeyang?peidashaogenbenjiushigebushoudaijiandefeiwu。

tingshuo,peijiazhenzhengshouzhongshideqishishitatongfuyimudedidi,peijiasanshaoye。

tacaibuyaojiayigeyoulaoyouchoudecanfei。

“he……neinimenkeqianwanyaoyibeizibangzaiyiqi!”xianiananzaiyanedipiaolezheiduigounannvyiyan,shouqishoujizhuanshenlikai。

指望她去联姻吗?

想屁吃!

“anan,nidengyixia!”qinshaoyuxunsunalechenyizhuichulai。

tashenshouyibalazhuxianianandeshou。

“fangshou,yi、er……”xianiananhaimeiyoushudaosan,qinshaoyuxunsufangshou。

buzhidaoweishenme,beixianiananchuaileneiyijiaoyihou,tadexinqingturanbiandehenqiguai,tahaoxiangyixiazishebudetale。tajuedejintiandeta,henbuyiyang。

congqiandetahenwenrou,yikandaotajiuxiao,huiqinqiedijiaotaayu。huihetayiqichangxiangweilai,shenzhi,haihetashuoguoxiangyaoyichangshenmeyangdehunli……

jintiandeta,youlengyougang,pianpianyourangtajuedeyouzhongzhimingdeyouhuoli。

xianianankuaibuwangdiantifangxiangzou。

qinshaoyubushoukongzhidizhuishangqu,tashuodao:“anan,wohemuqingzhishifengchangzuoxi,niyuanliangwozheiyici,womendehunshiyiranzuoshu。”

taturanfaxian,biqixiamuqing,tagengxiangquta。

quleta,tabangtanahuiyuehuajituandeguquanjiushile。bijingneishitawangmuliujitadedongxi,gengmingzhengyanshunyixie。

“hunshiyiranzuoshu?”xianiananchunjiaogouqichaofengdexiaorong。

zheishitazheibeizitingguodezuihaoxiaodexiaohua。

“dui,yiranzuoshu。”qinshaoyuyifushiendekouwen。

“nipeima?”xianiananbiyidikanzheqinshaoyu。

“niyaozhidao,woshiqinjiadedashaoye,duoshaonvrenxuejianlenaodaixiangyaojiajiwo?”qinshaoyuxianshijiaoaoditixingxianiananzijideshenfen,suihouyouhongdao,“anan,wohemuqingzhendezhishiwanwan,woaideyiranshini。zheizhongxiaoshinidouyaojieyidehua,neiyetaixiaoxinyanle。”

“xiaoshi?he……neiwozhunizheibeiziyoudaibuwandelvmaozi,cicixidangdie。yihuijiajiukandaonilaopoheyenanrenzaiyiqi。neigeshihou,niqianwanyaodadu,buyaoxiaoxinyan。”xianiananxiaole,zhende,tadiyicizhidaoqinshaoyuzheimewochuo,zheimekexiao。

qinshaoyubeixianiananbuxiedelengxiao**daole,naoxiuchengnudao:“xianianan,nimenxiajiayujingdoupeijiadashaoyeyouhunyue。yaoshimuqingbujia,jiuzhinengnijiale。niyezhidao,peijiadashaoyejinnian52sui,yijingshigezaolaotouzile,haishenyoucanji,zuolunyi。”

gangcongbuyuanchufangjianlizouchulaidepeijinting,chunjiaobuzijindiqinqilengxiao。

他52岁?

糟老头子?

残疾?

坐轮椅?

tazheicailaihengcheng,caiganggangnadaoxiajiarendeziliao,haimeiyoudengxiajiademen,jiubeitaneisuweimoumiandedinghunduixiangxiamuqingdailelvmaozi?

有意思啊!

xianiananlengchi:“jibianshige52suidecanfei,yebiniganjing!genghekuang,xiamuqingdehunyue,genwoyouguanxima?tayoujianlajideshihao,womeiyou!”

“anan,zhipadaoshihouyoubudeni,bijing,xianzaiyuehuajituanshinijiujiuzaiguanli……”

“gun!”xianiananyangqishouji。

neiyisihenmingxian,tayaozaijijiwaiwai,tajiubazhaopianpuguang。

qinshaoyuyuyanyouzhi,zuizhongbilezui,meifengjincu。

suanle,dengtaqixiaolezaihong。

xianiananzoujindianti,zhengzhunbeidunxiaquyongbaoyixiaziji,mianqianturanchuxianyidaoanying。

tayiweishiqinshaoyugenguolaile,yiduzihuo,zhengzhunbeibaofa,quetaiyankanjianyigeshuaidetiandurenyuandenanrenduizhetasixiaofeixiao。

tajuedezheigenanrenyoumaobing。tazhandelitayuanlexie,ceguoshen。

xiayike,anyingzaiduchuxianzaitamianqian,zhijiejiangtadongzailediantili。

“nanpengyoutouchi?”peijintingmouguangshensui,weiyinshangyang。

tamendaoshitongmingxianglianle。

jiuchongtaduizhanandetaidu,taxiangxin,tabixiamuqingqiangyibaibei!

xianiananyiduzihuoqi,zhijieduidao:“genniyouguanxima?”

“jiachanbeijiujiubazhanle?”peijintingweiyinyiranshishangyangde。

xianiananwuyudizaiduceshen,budalizheigeziyiweishidenanren。

taxinlixiang,yaobuyaozhaoshurenlinggezheng,miandejiujiuyongmamadeguquanweixieta?

“youxingquhewolinggezhengma?weiqisangeyue,wobangninahuijiachan,nibangwolanjietaohua。”peijintingshouqixiaorong,shenselengjunerrenzhen。