第1章

「linxiaojie,kaliyou100wan,jiangxianshengxiwangnimenhaojuhaosan——」

wogangjiangyinxingkadiguoqu,duimiandelinyingyingyijingleiyingyujie。

pingliangxinjiang,tashigemeiren,kuqilailihuadaiyu,wojianyoulian。

可惜她哭错了对象。

zuoweiyigezuoyejiabandaolingchen,yixinglaijiuyaoweilaobanchulifenshoushiyideshechu,cike,wozhixiangyaozhetadejianbangdashengnahan。

「100wan!putongrenyibeizidouzhengbudaodeqian!nifengeshoufenfenzhongjiuzhuandaole!nikugepi!!!」

junbujianwojingjingyeye、renlaorenyuandizaijiangboyuanshenbiandailezhengzhengsannian,meitianqizaotanhei,fengyujiancheng,sihoutadeshijianbiyanqianzheiweilinxiaojiebuzhidaoduoleduoshaobei——

wozhuandao100wanlema?

没有!

wocaishizuiyinggaikudeneiyigeba!

ranerlinyingyinghaizaiku:「wobuxintahuizheimeduiwo,woyaojianta。」

wojijinzijidenaixin:「jiangxianshenghenmang,tarangwolaichulizheijianshi,ruguoninduifenshoufeibutaimanyi,wokeyizaiwodequanxianneibangninxiediao,buguo,ninyebuyaobaotaidadeqiwang。」

linyingyingfangfoshoudaolejidawuruyiyang,bukezhixindiwangzhewo:「woyaodebushitadeqian,woyaodeshitazheigeren!」

wotanqi,renbuzhushuoleyijushihua:「linxiaojie,ninyaoqianwokeyibangninxiangbanfa。danninyaoren——wodequanninyiju,jiangxianshengzheigeren,bushininnengyaodeqide。」

yuliaozhizhong,linyingyingzhuaqitagenqianneibeibingmeishidoutoupozailewodelianshang。

「liujiamu,nimeiyouxin!」

shuoba,taqishen,shangxinyujuedizoule,liujiwoyidaoqimeidebeiying。

dangran,baimangzhizhong,tayebingmeiyouwangjinazouzhuoshangneizhangyinxingka。

zhishi,wohaimeilaidejigaosutamimani。

wohaozhengyixiadizuozaiyuandi。

bingmeishikezhenbinga,buzhiwoxinmaidejiemaogaonengbunengtingzhu。

guobuqiran,meichuliangfenzhong,tayouqishixiongxiongdizhuanlehuilai。

「密码!」

tadeyanleihaimeigan,ciketadejiemaoyiranjingyingtitou。

wodiaochuzijiweixinshangdeshoukuanma:「yiwuganxifei800,jingshensunshifei1000。」

我留了小刀的余地。

wangzhetajingedebiaoqing,cike,wozhongyuyouxinqingxinshangtademeilile。

meizizidishoukuanyiqianwuzhihou,wodingzheyitoukafei,bulvqingyingdihuidaowoweiyujituanzongbu28cengdegongweishang。

zhenghaogengangkaiwanzaohuihuilaidejiangboyuanpenglegezhaomian。

tazhouqitahaokandemeitoukanzhewo。

tazheirenbudanzijiyoujiepi,gengkanbudeshenbianrenyirongbuzheng。

ganzaitafahuozhiqian,wojimangtixingta:「linxiaojiepiqibushihenhao。」

yanwaizhiyi,wozheikeshiyingongfushange。

takanlewobanshang——jiangboyuanmingmingzhangzheyishuangjifengliudedanfengyan,danpianpianyanshenyoujilengdan,tazhuanzhukanrendeshihou,zhirangrenjuedehenbunengdongsizaiqizhong。

wodalegeduosuo,luchuwodezhuanshugoutuixiaorong:「ninkan,wodeganxifeishibushidebaoxiaoyixia。」

talandedaliwo,zoujintadezongcaibangongshiqule。

我长舒了一口气。

bujiuzhihou,woshoujishangxiangqiyishengyueerdezhuanzhangtishiyin。

我的老板可真上道。

jintianjiushichileyuangaochibeigaodeyitian!

woxizizididakaiweixin,bukezhixindiwangzheyanqianshoudaodehongbaojine。

200kuai!jingranzhiyou200kuai!

妈蛋!

zhenshikoumendaojiadezibenjia!

xinlimazhe,wodiuleyigehuantianxidixiexielaobandebiaoqingguoqu。