“啪！”
gangtajinmujiaketing，muxingzhijiubeiyingmianzalaidebaozhijizhong。
molemobeizadetonghongdeyuanrunbitou，tashixianluozaijiaobian，zhengzhenghaohaotankaideyulebanmianshang。
‘mujiasanxiaojie，yiyeshuisannan’。
qiaoqiaozhei**renshenshangxiansudebiaoti，jijuyinrenrushengdejingbaoxiaoguo。
tadouxiangjixiexinwendebianjijiajituile。
“niezhang！chusheng！nizenmebuqusi！”
muhaijidongdetuomohengfei，zhengzhazheyaocongshafashangzhanqilai。
kanneiyangzi，bachengshixiangshanta。
muxingzhilenglengdandandexiao，ditoumanbujingxindebainongzhezijideshuijingzhijia。
“mulaoye，woquanninlaoxiaoxiaoqi，shentishizijide，qihuailesheipei？”
“ni！nizheigebuyaoliandexiaochusheng！zaozhidaowozaojiugaiqiasini！qiasini！”
“duidui，ninzaojiugaiwochushengdeshihoujiuqiasiwo。xianzaihouhuiyemeiyongle。”
“xingzhi，nizenmezheiyanggennibabashuohuaa，kuaidianjinibabadaoqian。”
suxinrucaozheyikoububiaozhundediadiaqiang，cuzhelinmeimeisideliuyemei，yibianshuo，yibiantouxiao。
muxingzhizuiexinta，yezuipeifuta。
bangdakuanbangdemingmuzhangdan，haiyi29suide“gaoling”rongdengtajimubaozuo。
“sujiejie，mulaoyeyejiusuanle，nisuannagencong？natousuan？wojiaonilema？sheiyunxunigenwodahuade？”
muxingzhihualuo，suxinrujiubianlelianse。
“laogong，nikanxingzhi！”
muhaishizaiyerenbuzhu，jibuguolai。
taiqishoujiushiyibazhang，fanshouyoushiyibazhang。
“sangenande！yiwanshangnigensangenande！sange......mujiadeliandoubeinidiujinle！nigexiaochusheng！”
“jiushima，haoburongyijinianpaihaodeqinshiyechuile。zhangjiayizaojiudadianhualai，yaotuihunni！”suxinruhaixianzheishibugouda，menglejingerdeshanfengdianhuo。
muhaitingba，haimeixiaoxiaqudeqiyou“cengcengceng”dewangshangcuan。
taiqishouhaiyaozaida，kezheihui，tabeimuxingzhiwozhuleshoubei。
“ni！nigan！”humudengyuan，tataiyangxueqingjindoubaochulaile。
muxingzhizuijiaoyangqi，moudiboguanglinlin，“sangenande。ng，woqueshihesangenandequjiudianlaizhe。neiwoyaoshuowomendouleyiwanshangdedizhu，ninxinma？”
“畜生！”
zichaoyixiao，muxingzhifangkaimuhaidetongshi，tuihouyibu，“yeshi，woyebuxin。”
tatouyebuhuidewangwaizou，shenhou，muhaidezhoumashengzhuisui：“niezhang！chusheng！nigunlejiubiezaihuilai！chusheng......”
tiaoshangzijihuohongsedemashaladi，muxingzhiyigepiaoliangdeshuaiwei，shilimujiazhaizi。
张家的婚事？
呵！
taconglaijiumeibazheimenhunshidanghuishi。
zhangjiazaisijiuchengbuguomoliu，tamuxingzhiyaojia，jiujiasijiuchengshenjiazuigui，pinangzuijia，zuibuhaoredenanren。
zongshangsuoshu，zhiyouyigerenfuhetadebiaozhun。
......
皇廷。
男洗手间。
“xuexiaojie，qingzizhong。”
“zizhong？renjiabuyaozizhongma。azhan，woyaoniwenwo！”
shuozhehua，jihubanluodexuejiayizhudongpanshangnanrendebojing，duzhehongchuncoushangqu。
nanrenmoudishanguoyisiyane，jiuzailiangrenzuichunmashangyaopengdaodeqianyimiao，xishoujianmenbeirenyonglituikai。
“不好意思。”
qiaoshengsheng，wumeiyanlidenvrenkaozaimenkuangshang，haozhengyixiadekanzheliangren。
shixianhehuitoukanguolaidexuejiayizhuangshang，tamingmeicanxiao：“buhaoyisi，mafannibanidezhuazicong，”
dunleyixia，tayouduishangnanrenpojushenyidemou，xiaorongjiashen：“congwonanrenshenshangnakai，xiexie。”