“唔——”
qinchuanmimihuhuxinglai，faxianyanqianbuzaishiguyongbingying，ershiyizuoweiedegongdian。
yigejuemeideguzhuangnvrenzhengmeiyanrusidekanzheta，zhuchunyizhangyihe，chunbianhaiguazhejingying。
“皇上，您醒了？”
“ninzaitangyihuier，henkuaijiuneng……nengfangsongxialaile……”
huayinluoxia，zhijianneinvrenzaidushulianzirandefuxiashenqu，reqituntujianmeitaitiancheng。
秦川浑身一颤！
jinjiezhe，daliangjiyiyongrunaohai。
他是西川皇，秦川！
xianhuangsizaibaiyucheng，liuxiayigeneiwaijiaokun、dashajiangqingdexichuan，pingrilidoukaoxiangfuzhichengchaogang、weixiguozuo。
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“wotameshiliushan？budui！zheiyebushidonghanmonianya！”
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“guifeiniangniangyouling，buzhunrenherendaraolaihuangshang，huanghouniangniangqinghuiba！”
“wojintianfeiyaojianhuangshang！”
huranmenwaiyizhencaozaxiangqi，siyourenqilechongtu。
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“huangshang，taiyishuoleninrujinlongtixuruo，buyifangzong！chenqieteyiweihuangshangzhulegubensuyuandetangyao，haiqinghuangshangbaozhonglongti！”
zheihuarangqinchuanxinzhongyijing。
qianshenbianshizongqingshengse，fangcaibaobierzhong，takebuxiangzijigangchuanyueguolaijiugepile。
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“一派胡言！”
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“huangshangzhengzhizhuangnian，longjinghumeng，hexudiaoyang？lairenna，qinghuanghouniangnianghuigong！”
shuohuajianbotaoxiongyong，jiaoquluanzhan，kandeqinchuankouganshezao。
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guaibudeyouneimeduorenxiangdanghuangdi！
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“你这个妖妇！”
xuqingchouchedirenbuxiaqule。
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xinkuaozhidetangyaoyesaleyidi。
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dan，chenjiangmeizhifuguanbaisitu，quanbingtaotian，taxiongzhangnaishijinjuntongling，shouwodajun！
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zheixie，qinchuandoukanzaixinli。
yigequanzijizhenzuoqilai、baoquanshenti、kezhiyuwangderen，juebuhuishihuairen。
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chenjiangmeimizheyan，taiqishoujiuyaochaoxuqingchoudelianshangshanqu：“jibengongguixia！”
zhitingyidaobinglengdeshengyin，zitashenhouchuanlai。
“meiyouzhendemingling，sheiganrangtaxiagui？！”
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“huangshang，zheinvrenmengpiannin……”
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“zhenbusha，biandeqingshifei！”
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tashenchushou，jiangxuqingchoulaqi。
kandaoneishuangbumanzhuohendeshuangshou，rangtaxinzhongyiteng。
“疼吗？”
xuqingchoushouchongruojing，yishijingyouxieweisuo，ganshoudaoqinchuanyanzhongwenroudeguang，fangcaizhuangzhedanzidianlediantou，xishengdao。
“一点点……”
qinchuanwenyan，dunshixintengqilai。
zhuanguoshen，fanshoujiushiyibazhangshuailechuqu！
啪——
zheiyibazhang，lidaozhida，shenzhijiangchenjiangmeidadaozaidi，zuijiaodoufanqiyimoxuesi！
“朕给你脸了？”
“niyepeidazhendehuanghou？！”