第6章
sanrenliaolehenjiu,xiamochuheliqiuhancailikaikezhan。
kanshihoubuzaole,xiamochudaxiaolelikequzhaoqinzhengdeniantou,mingtianzaiqu。
两人回到驿馆。
xiamochupobujidaiyaoxizao,yaoshishixiangzaodeshenqi。
liqiuhanxialouquzhunbei:“xiaoer,womenyaoxizao,beiliangtongshui。”
ershiduosuidexiaoerxiaodao:“keguan,qingchenghuwofuwuyuan!”
“fuwuyuan?”liqiuhanjuedexinxian。
xiaoerjieshidao:“shiwomendarenyaoqiuzheimechenghude,zheilibijingshixianyayiguan,yaoheputongchangsuoqufenkailai。zheiyangcaixiandezhenggui。fuwuyuan,jiushiweikeguanfuwuderenyuan。”
liqiuhanjuedehenyouyisi,zheigeqinzhengzhennengzhenghuo。
xiaoeryoushuodao:“womendarenteyifenfule,ninerweishiwoxianvipguibin。yaoyizuigaojibiedeguigejiedai。”
“vipguibin?”liqiuhanyoubeichujilezhishimangqu。
xiaoerjieshizhihou,liqiuhanfule,zheigeqinzhengzhenyouxiangfa,tadenaodaishizazhangde?
“vipyoushenmeyoudaima?”liqiuhanwendao。
xiaoershuodao:“xianzaiquanxianweizhuang,henduodongxidoubunengbaolu,danshi,ninerweibuzaizheizhilie。buguo,nimenkedebaomia!womendarenzuipagaoshengle,womenyeshebudewomendarengaosheng。”
liqiuhanfudebuxingbuxingde,zheigeqinzhenghehongtongxianderendoushishazima?
“fangxin,wobuhuishuochuqude!”liqiuhanbaozhengdao。
xinshuo,heng,bixiajiuzailoushang,nimenbaoludeyueduo,wandandeyuekuai。
xiaoershuodao:“wogenninhuifang,qishi,xizaodedifangjiuzaifangjiannei。”
“a?jiuzaiwomenfangjianli,wozenmebuzhidao?”liqiuhandachiyijing。
xiamochuzhengzaijiujieyongnakuaixiangzaohaoni,ganjuenayikuaidoubucuo,douxiangshishi。
hurankanjianliqiuhanlingzhexiaoerjinlai,hennamen,zenmebatadaijinlaile。
cishi,xiaoerzoudaochuangqian,yonglituichuang。
dangchuangbeituizou,houmianjuranluchuyigemenhu。
xiaoerzaixiamochuheliqiuhanjingchademuguangxiadakaifangmen,jinqudianlianghuozhu。zheicaizhuanshenzhaohuliqiuhan:“guibinninguolai。”
liqiuhanbumingsuoyizouguolai。
xiaoerzhizheqiangbishangxuanguadeyigeyuanxingmutong,shuodao:“wogaosunina,zheijiaoreshuiqi,pengdingzheigejiaoyusa。zhengtinijiujiaolinyu。
zheilianggekaiguan,hongsedeshireshui,lansedeshilengshui,zijikeyidiaojiewendu。jiukeyixizaole,laoshufule,genanmoside!”
“zheimeshenqima?”liqiuhanchijing:“reshuilengshuinalilaide?”
tameikandaojiaredehuolua!
xiaoerdeyidao:“womendedinglouyouguolufang,reshuihelengshuidouhuitongguozhutongzhuruzheigeshuixiangli。”
“guolufang?”liqiuhanyoutingdaoleyigexinxianci。
couguolaitinglebantiandexiamochujingyadao:“buyongyutongma?”
xiaoerxiaodao:“womenhongtongxianxianzaidoubuyongyutongle,douyongyugang。jiushiyigezhangtiaoxingdeciqi,renkeyitangzailimianni。”
xiamochuheliqiuhanyizhenshenwang,tangzhexizao,duoshufua?
xiamochuhuranzhizhejiaoluolideyigebaisexiaochiziwendao:“zheijiushiyugang?yetaixiaoleba?”
xiaoerrenjunbujin:“zheibushiyugang,zheijiaodunbianqi。”
“蹲便器?”
xiamochuheliqiuhanjianzhibeizhengmengbile,jintiantingdaodexinxiancitaiduole。
xiaoernaixinjieshidao:”jiushichugongdedifang。fangbianwan,ninkandaozheigejiaotabanlema?zhiyaocaiyixia,tajiuchushuibawuhuichongzou。qishi,yuanbenwomendarenzhunbeianzhuangzuobianqide,jiushizuozhejiukeyichugong。danshi,daduorenxiguandunzhe,buxiguanzuozhe。”
suiranxiaoerdehua,rangxiamochuyouxieganga,danbudebufu。zheigeqinzhengzhennengfaming,tashizenmexiangchulaide?
wendao:“womenzenmemeiyouyugang?”
tayijingpobujidaixiangshishitangzhexizaole。
xiaoershuodao:“wojiadarenshuole,nvrenbunengyongyugang,yebushiheyongyutong,huiganranhenduojibing。dannanrenkeyi。nanrendefangjianliyou。”
zenmejiurongyiganranjibingni?xiamochuheliqiuhanbujie,danmeihaoyisiwen。
“keguanmanyong,youshi,ninjiaowo。”shuozhezhizhechuangtouyigelabaxingzhuanghailianzheyigenxishengdezhitong,shuodao:“keguanbuyongxialouzhaowode,youshi,naqizheigechuanshengtong,zhijiebaochufangjianhao,shuoshijiuxing,jutainengtingdaode。”
“shenme?chuanshengtong?”liqiuhanjinghu。
“jiuzheimeyigezhitong,yigenshengzi,jiunengbashengyinchuandaolouxia?”xiamochubukezhixin。
xiaoerxiaodao:“jutaiyeyouyigezhitongyuninzheilidezhitonglianjie,yenengbashengyinchuanshanglai,qianzhenwanque。”
“haiyourucishenqidedongxi?youshinijiadarenfamingde?”xiamochuganjuebuzhenshi。
xiaoerdiantou:“bucuo,doushiwojiadarenfamingde,buguozheigechuanshengtong,shengyinchuansongjuliyouxian。wojiadarenshuole,yihouhuifamingdianhua,qianliwanlidounengtonghua!”
还能如此?
xiamochuheliqiuhanjianzhibukesiyi。
liqiuhanhuranwendao:“neiqibushiwomenfangjianliyoushenmeshengyin,jutaidoutingdedao?”
xiaoerxiaodao:“shiyongchuanshengtongshi,keguanxulazhishengzi,fouze,shengyinwufachuandide!”
xiamochuheliqiuhanleran。
sou,liqiuhanzhibenfangmen:“xiaojie,nizailoushangdengzhe。”、
xiamochulikemingbailiqiuhandeyisile。
haishiyouxiebutaixiangxindikanzhezhitong。
xiaoerdanxiao,diyicilaidekerendouzheiyang。
不久。
“xiaojiexiaojie,nengtingdao?”chuangtoujushangdeshengzituranzhandong,zhitonglijuranchuanlailiqiuhandeshengyin。
xiamochushunjiandengdalefengmu。
眼见为实!
xingfendizhuaqizhitong,handao:“qiuhan,wotingdaole,zheishizhende!”
“xiaojie,taihaowanle,shengyindoumeibian。”liqiuhanjidongdeshengyinchuanlai。
“shiya,zheimehaodedongxi......hengheng。”xiamochuxinshuo,haonigeqinzheng。zheimehaodedongxi,doubuzaogaosuwo。
“xiaojie,jintiandetianqizhenbucuoa!”liqiuhanaibushishou,meihuazhaohua。
“shiya,qingkongwanli,wanliwuyun......”
“xiaojie......”
liangrendoubuyueertongbaoqiledianhuazhou。
cishidexiamochu,xinfukoufu!
这设计,简直完美。
zheigousi,jianzhinanyixiangxiang!
这个秦征,大才!
xiaoerjianci,xiaozhezoule。
liqiuhanhuidaofangjian,haihuangrumengzhong:“xiaojie,zhendedouzheimeshenqima?”
“zheiyaobushiqinyansuojian,woyebuxin!”xiamochushuozhe,zoujinyushi,shangqiandakaireshuiqidelansekaiguan。
哗!
toudingdeyusapenchuliangshui,penlexiamochuyishen,dunshi,yifutiezaishenshang,limiandechunguangruoyinruoxian。
xiamochuquexingfendijiaodao:“hahaha......zheishizhende?”
哗啦!
xiamochuhurantingdaoshenhouchuanlaishuisheng,huitoukanqu,jiukanjianliqiuhancaileyixiazuobianqipangbiandetaban,yiguqingshuixuanzhuanzhecongdunbianqidekongdongliliuzou。
“xiaojie,xiaojie,taishenqile,zheimehaodedongxi,womengonglidoumeiyou!”liqiuhanxingfendijiaodao,youcaileyijiao。
xiamochuyeshishenqingjidong:“woshuozheigeqinzhengzenmebuyuanyilikaizheigexiaoxianchengni,yuanlairuci。zheijianzhijiushishenxianrizi,huitouwojiurangtazaigonglijiwoanzhuangyitao。”
liqiuhandanxindao:“xiaojie,tanengtongyima?”
xiamochushuangshouchayao:“fangxin,zhennanietasiside!”
liqiuhansuiranbuzhidaozhuzishizenmenaniezhuqinzhengde,danganjinshuodao:“xiaojie,kebiewanglewoa!”
一个小时后。
小二来敲门。
kusangzhelianduiliqiuhanshuodao:“guibin,nimenyetainengyongshuile,womendeguoludougongbushangle。”
“......”liqiuhanhenganga,tajiazhuzizailimianwanfengle,tayebuganguana!
liqiuhanzhihaoquchuerliangyinzi,dijixiaoer,shuodao:“xinkunimenle,wojiaxiaojiezheibushijuedexinxianma?”
xiaoerkuxiao:“wolijie!”
jieguoyinzi,queshuodao:“ninbiewuhui,womenshibuyunxushouxiaofeide,danshi,keyijiashoushuifeihejiabanfei,bijingwomenfuchulaodongle,zheishilaodongsuode。”
说完,走了。
liqiuhanlengheng,xinshuo,shuodezheimeguanmiantanghuangma?
youshibangexiaoshi,huranyushimendakai。
xuxiamochuqiaolianhongpupude,guozheyujinzouchuyushi:“hahaha,zhenhaowan,qiuhan,nikuaiqu!”
sou,liqiuhanpobujidaidichonglejinqu。
bujiu,limianchuanlailiqiuhanxingfendeshengyin:“xiaojie,zheijianzhitaihaowanle,zhendejiuhaoxiangzaianmo......”
diertianyizao,xiamochudaizheliqiuhan,zaofandoumeichi,jiujicongcongquzhaoqinzheng。
liqiuhandanxindao:“xiaojie,qinzhengnengjiwomenzuodayudarouchima?nengyunxuwomenquneixiedifangwanma?”
xiamochulengheng:“taganbucong?”
liqiuhankuxiao,yebuzhixiaojienalaidediqi,qinzhengkeshihaibuzhidaonishibixiani。