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diertianyizao,jiangmiweixinshuozuowandewenjianyoudianxiaowenti,rangwoqubangongshizhaota。

yidaobangongshi,jiangmihaishineifushenqingqinglangdemoyang。

jianwojinlai,taxiaheweiweiyangqi,sangyinlengdan。

「jianzhuli,wojuedeyoubiyaozaicitixingni,gongsibuyunxubangongshilianqing。」

「yidanfaxianjikekaichu,wulunshishei。」

wodiantoufuhedao:「jiangzongshuodeshi,shuodetaiduile。」

jiangmituranqingkeleyisheng,shiyiwokeyizoule。

woyilianmeng,bushishuowenjianyoudianxiaowentidema,zenmejiurangwozoule。

suanle,buwenle,meiyouwentiyetinghaode。

jidewodiyicichuxiancuowudeshihou,jiangmishuo:「zhenxianmuni。」

我:「?」

tadanshengdao:「youwozheimeyouxiuqiebaorongdeshangsi,nideyaliyidinghendaba。」

我:6

dangshichadianyaosuileyikouya,wocaibiechuyigexiaorong:「nin,kaixinjiuhao。」

xiangdaozhei,wodazideshougengjiayongli,jianpandouyaobeiwoqiaomaoyanle。

「@suoyouren:jiangzongguidingle,zanmengongsibuyunxugaobangongshilianai,yidanfaxianjikekaichu,dajiahaoziweizhi。」

群里登时又炸了锅。

「sheia,daodishisheia,feidexihuanzanmenjiangzongma?gongsilineimeduoyouxiudeweihunnantongbaonisuibianxuan!」

「hehe,fanzhengbukenengshiwo,laobanneizuibayizhang,wojiujuedewoxuyaojinicule。」

「jiangzongmingyanmingju:guyiherenfanzhelai,shibushijiniyizhongteliduxingdemanzugan?」

「jiangzongmingyanmingju:chumaizijidelinghunheyuanzebingbudiuren,diurendeshimeiyoumaiyigehaojiaqian。」

「mouweinvtongshihuonantongshi,nishibeidudadehaibugou,tingjieyijuquan,bieanlianjiangzong,huibiandebuxing。」

……

kanjianzheimanpingmujiangmourende「exing」hou,wojuleyibaxinsuanlei,tong,taitongle!

suiranjiangmourenpingrigouledian、zuibaduledian,renhaixing,gongsideyuangongdaiyubuyaotaihao。