第三章 系统坑人 莫得商量

damuyusanshumu,bingjiweitangdimeizhengguizuozaiyizhangzhanganzhiqian,manmandixiangyongzhesunshi。jiandaotahuranchuangru,yigegedoujingyajile。

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tayizhangpaikailedongcewuzidefangmen,jingzhichonglejinqu。

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ershukanlekanzijiaqizi,youkanlekanzhanzaiyipangdezijiadieniang,poyouxiechouchuzhise:“zheijiachouzongbuhaowaiyang......”

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zheigeshidai,wunibenjiushizhongzui,kaodeshiminjuguanjiu,suoyiyidanbeidingzui,tajiusidingle。

chufei,dafukenchutouweizijishuoyijuhua......keshibingmeiyou。

dafuchenmozhebiaomingletaidu,ershudejiaobushengjianjianyuanqu。

gangzhongshengshidexiyue,zheihuierjiuyijingquandoubianchenglekuse。erzheiyiqie,douyaobaineigekengrendexitongsuoci!

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wumenkouyijingbeidudeyanyanshishi。xitongcaozongzhetaqulexiazihou,banfenyemeiyoutingliu,yangshouyiquanjifeilelingyicedechuangzi,heshentiaolechuqu。

e~~~luoqianhuaitengdeshuobuchuhualai。

xitongganggangyongdehaishineizhishoushangdeyoushou,lianshoulideweizhidouyiyang,tayanzhonghuaiyiduifangshitingjianlezijidefufei,xuyidajibaofu!

fuyiluodi,luoqianhuaijiukuaisudixiangmenkouerqu。zaizhongrenyanzhong,tadebuzisuiranbuda,danqueyouwenyoukuai,daizheyizhongyouyadeyunwei。

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luoqianhuaishenzitingbarusong,bizhidixianglizhengsuozaizhichuerqu。

tabulvwenjian,xinzhongqueyouxietante,zhiwangxitongnengrutasuoxiang,zhaochuyitiaotuoshandejiejuezhidao。

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xiangdaozheili,luoqianhuaixinxiashaoding。

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“!!!”luoqianhuaidajingshise:“bushibaxitong,nixianzaidiaolianzi,shixiangyaowansiwoma?”

qianwuquluhouyouzhuibing,shoushanghaipengzheminghuanghuangde“zangwu”,tayishiyukuwulei。

“jijiangjinruchongnengmoshi,yujijiangchixushierxiaoshi。zaiciqijianbenxitongjiangjinruchenjizhuangtai。shiyongjiejingxitong,zhidarenshengdianfeng!zaiciganxieninduijiejingxitong1.0bandexinrenyuzhichi!”

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xitonghaowufanying。yucitongshi,luoqianhuaihuranjiuhuifuleduishentidezhangkongnengli。

zheiyihuifukebudele,tazhijuedehunshenshangxiajiangyingmamu,zhengtiaoyoubeiwanquantaibuqilai,lianbaochizhanlidoujiweikunnan。

“nishenweigaojieweimianjiechuxitongdezixinhejiaoaoni?bunengjiuzheimetangpingbailan,kuaidianqilai,qilaia!”

“xitong!woyanzhonghuaiyinijiushixiangyaohaisiwo,ranhouxianghuangesuzhu!”