第5章:为老婆拼命

baoxianxiangli,qianjingjingtangzheyifenmeishao。

baogongtouyouhuitoukanlejiankongshipin。

takanjianyigenanrenmingmingyijingtoudaoleqian,quezaimenkoufadaihaobantian,ranhouyoubaqianjifanglehuiqu。

……

lingyibian,zhengtengyijinghuidaojia。

dingxuanlianshangxiemanjiaoji,maiyuandao:“nidaodiganshaqule?zheimewanhaimeihuilai?”

zhengtengnaozhehounaoshao,manhuaiqianyidao:“duibuqilaopo,womeizhaodaogongzuo。”

rangtayiwaideshi,dingxuanbingmeiyouguaita,faneranweidao:“meishi,yihoubuyaozheiyangrangwodanxinle。youshenmekunnanzanmenyiqimianduihaobuhao?”

“nibuyaozaizheiyanghewole……”

zhengtengqingxingjinwanzuochudexuanze,tazhongzhongdianlediantou:“fangxinba!wobaozhengyihoudoubuhuile。”

daojia,fancaiyijingliangle,dangewaidekekou。

kanzheshushuideerzi,haiyoumeilishanliangdelaopo。

zhengtengyegengjiajiandinglebaohuzheigejiadejuexin……

tangzaichuangshang,laoposhuizaishenbian,zhengtengwangzhetianhuaban,huanhuanshuodao:“laopo,mingtianwoquzishouba!zhengqukuandachuli,ruguowobeipanlehenjiu,nijiubiedengwole。zhaogehaodianerdenanrengenzhe,meiyoushenmerenhuibiwogengchale,nizheimepiaoliang,woxiangxinshigenanrendouhuixihuanni。”

“woxiangqingchule,wozuocuoleshijiuyinggaifuchudaijia,niyijingyuanlianglewohenduoci,zheicishiwozizuozishou,zijizaonie、wopeibushangni……”

“ruguonizaojiujiajibieren,huoxuyebuhuigenwochizheimeduoku,duibuqi,zheixienianrangnigenzhewoshoukule。”

shuozheshuozhe,heiyeliliangzhisushouhuranlouzhuletajingbo。

zhengtengganshoudaoshiluludewenredeliangchuanshuidiluozaitalianshang,ranhouliujinzuili,shixiande……

zhengtengyiweizijishuocuohuale,tahuangluandejidingxuancayanlei,buzhidaogaizenmeanweita。

dingxuankuguohenduoci,danzheicibutong,tashigandongdeku……

shenbiandezheigenanrenzhendebianle。

tachouyezhe,dishengshuodao:“meiguanxi,wodengni……”

“我等你……”

zheisangezirangzhengtengbuyouyizhan,hunshenshangxiaqileyicengjipigeda。

zhengtengbuzhidaotadenglezijiduoshaoci,youduoshaocibeitaqipian,beitayicicishanghai。

ruguozheicitachulai,tahaizaidehua,zhengtengbaozhengyidingbuhuizairangdingxuanshiwangle。

diertianyizao,zhengtenghedingxuanyidazaojiuzaijiamenkoudengzhe。

等着审判的来临。

neijigeyaozhaidezhunshilaile。

“钱呢?”

zhengtenghuida:“meiyou。”

“没有?”

“neikannizheiyangzishizhendexiangjinqule?”

zhengtengshuodao:“wobuxiangjinqu,danwogengbuxiangzaiqipianwolaopo,nimenyaobaojingjiubaojingba!”

zheisanrenchayidekanzheta,fenglema?

“nilianwuqiankuaiqiandounabuchulai?”

zhengtengkuxiao,bieshuowuqianle,jiusuanshiwubaitadounabuchulai。

jirenyaotou,muguanghuranzhuanxiangdingxuan:“qishiyebushimeiyoubiedebanfa。”

“ruguojibuqizheigeqiandehua,rangnilaopopeizangejigeguoyiyeyexing。”

jirenxiaomimidekanzhedingxuan,yiweibuyaneryu。

dingxuanmiansecangbai,haimeidengtashuoshenme,zhengtengturanpaizhuoerqi,numudengzhetamenjige:“nimengandongwolaopoyixiashishi?”

“cao!zhuangshenmezhuang?nitamahaigangenwomenkuang?”

qizhongyirensemimidekanzhedingxuan:“zenmeyang?peizangejigeyiwan,womenjiububaojingle,ninanrendeshijiuzheimesuanle。”

dingxuanbuzhidaocongnaernachuleyitaqian,“wuqiankuaidouzaizheierle,nimennaquba!yihoubiezailaile。”

zhengtengdailenglengdekanzheta,tashenmeshihouhaiyouzheimeduoqian?

“madechoubiaozi,youqianbuzaonachulai。”

jirendianwanshu,haimeizou。

“你还少了一千。”

dingxuanchengdizhanleqilai,miandaibujiekanzhetamendashengjiaodao:“bushiwuqianma?wokanzhenimendiande,wuqianyifenmeishao。”

“nalishaoleyiqianle?”

jirenxiaozheshuodao:“sheishuowuqianle?mingmingshiliuqian。”

“zenme?nabuchuqianlai?nabuchu,neiwomenjiubaojingle。”

“dangran,burangwomenbaojingyexing,jiuwozhiqianshuode……”

dingxuanqingyaozuichun,yongqiuzhudemuguangkanxiangzhengteng。

zhengtengdenaodaidangjizhale,taxianglehenduo,kezenmedoumeiyouxiangdaodingxuanjingranyuanyiweizijifuchuzheimeduo。

tayibalanzaidingxuanmianqian,zhizhejirendama:“nimenzheishiqiaozha!”

jirenhehexiaodao:“qiaozhayouzenmele?zhuangshazhuangni?zaishuo,dengnidaoshihoujinqule,wojiubuxinzheichoubiaozinaibuzhujimozhaonanren。”

jirenshuozhejiuyaodongshoudongjiao。

zhengtengturanchongjinlechufang,tizhebacaidaojiuchonglechulai。

tahongzheyanjing,nacaidaozhizhejiren:“nimenjintianganpengtayixiashishi?laoziyebushidiyicijinqule,dabulezaijinquyici。”

“made,touzanmenchehaiganzheimexiaozhang?laozijiudongtazenmele?”qizhongyirenshangqianjiujiuzhudingxuandetoufa。

zhengtengdajiaoyisheng,yangqicaidaojiuduo。

neirenlianmangshanduo,yifubeicaidaohuakaiyidaokouzi。

tajinghunweiding,buganzhixindekanzhezhengteng。

这小子玩儿真的!

zheinalihaishiqianjitiankanjiandeneigenuoruomeiyongdenanren,fenmingbiguhuozilideneixieliumanghaixiong。

cishizhengtengshoulidecaidaoshenzhibiqinglongyanyuedaodoulaidekongbu。

hendepahengde,hengdepabuyaomingde,zheihuierzhengtengyijingbeibishanglejuelu。

sheidongtalaopo,tajiugensheipinming。

“nazheqian。jiwogun!yaoshizairanglaozikanjianni,jiushichiqiangziyejinikanle!”

jirennazheqianhuanghuanghuangzhangzhangtaozoule,zouzhiqianhaibuwangfanghenhua,rangzhengtengdengzhe。

sanrenzouhou,zhengtengtuolidetanzuozaidishang,tahoubeiyijingbeilenghanjinshi。

gangcaineiyike,tayebuzhidaozijiweishenmehuiyouzheimedadeyongqi……

“duile,laoponeiwuqiankuaiqiannicongnaerlaide?”

dingxuanmuguangshanduo,kekebabashuodao:“wojielaide。”

zhengtengsonglekouqi,xiaozheshuodao:“haihaojintianyouni,buranzhenyaowanle。”

haimeilaidejichuankouqi,menkouhuranchuanlaigejiansuankebodeshengyin:“zhengteng,nihaiganhuilai?”