第3章 丑八怪

datinglizhiyoufuqinchuqingzeyigeren。

sishiduosuidenanren,chuanzheyijianqingsezhangshan,wufanongmi,zuozaichazhuobian,zhengjujinghuishendekanbaozhi。

liangboxiaobushangqian,qingshengdao:“laoye,wuxiaojiejiehuilaile。”

chuqingzesihuzheicaizhuyidaochuyunyaodedaolai,tafangxiashoulidebaozhi,taimoukanxiangduonianweijiandenver,meixinzhongzhongdezhouleyixia,lianqimadexuhanwennuandeketaodoushengle。

chuqingzehanleyongrenguolai,fenfudao:“jiangwuxiaojiedaidaoshoushichulaidexiangfangli,meiwodeyunxu,buxusuibianzoudong。”

teyidingzhuyiju:“conghouyuanraoguoqu,miandehedaoqitaxiaojieshaoyele。”

chuyunyaozhuyidao,yongrenkantadeyanshenyegenjianleguiyiyang。

tebieshitajinlexiangfanghou,yongrentaoyibandepaochuqule,bingxunsuguanlemen,zaimenwailuolesuo。

patataozou,suoyijiangtaqiujinlema?

chuyunyaobingmeidanghuishi,zuoweiyishouchuangbananshazuzhi“heimen”menzhudebaobeinver。

虎父无犬女。

zheixiemuzhimenchuangduitalaishuo,youruwuwu。

ganluzheimeduotian,youmeichibao,zuowanhaihaosunleneimeduodejingli,chuyunyaochulepifakunjuan,jingbochuhai**ladeteng。

tazaiwoshilizhaoleyiquan,kandaoshuzhuangtaishangbaifangzheyimianxiaoxiaodexiyangjing。

chuyunyaojiekaiyifushangdepankou,zuodaoshuzhuangtaiqian,zhengdasuankankanbeilaoqianpozhuashangdeshangkoushifoufayanle。

rumushiyizhangmanshihongzhongnongbaodemiankong,hedechuyunyaochadiancongdengzishangshuaixialai。

丑!

真丑!

太丑了!

简直不堪入目!

lingrenfanweiexin,canburendu!

haoburongyicaihuoguolai,chadianbeizijichoudezaisiyici。

chuyunyaojianzhibuganxiangxin,zijiwanghouyaodingzhezheifuguiyangzijianren。

hesilebierenbuyaojin,guanjianshizijikanzhetaizaoxinle。

tacongqianhaodaiyeshinaguoguojixuanmeiguanjundejiali,pimeiyulequangongrendediyimeiren。

kuitaxinlichengshounengligouqiang,weilikongkong,caimeiyoudangchangoutu。

chuyunyaojilirenzhuxintoudebushi,dingzhelianshangcengcengdiediedehongzhongnongbao,faxianbingbushijiandandepifubing,sihushizhongdu,erqiehaishicongniangduzilidaichulaidetaidu。

jingguozixiguancha,chuyunyaofaxianzheizhanglianchulepifutaicha,kuilandaoliunongxuezhiwai,wuguanhaisuanjingzhi。

yishuangwuheidedayanjing,yanjiemaonongmijuanqiao,xianzhangderuliangbaxiaoshanzi。

meirumohua,nongdanshiyi,huxianyoumei。

chunhongchibai,biliangxiaoqiaogaoting。

bozixiadejifuxuebaihuani,runiuruyiban。

muqianzuizhongyaode,jiushizhihaozheizhanglianle。

chuyunyaozaijuzilifanlefan,fanchujitaobanxinbujiudeyifu,yikanjiushiqianjinxiaojiechuanguodiuqide,yifushanghaipiaozhezaojiaodeweidao。

chuyunyaojizijihuanleshenhaisuanganjingdecubuyishang,jiudaozaichuangshangkaishixiuxile。

conghuijiadaoxianzai,chulechuqingze,lianyigechujiaderendoumeijianguo,erchuqingzefenmingshijiqixianezijide,lianhuadoulandegentashuoyiju。

zanshihaimobutouchujiadaodishishenmeqingkuang,haishiweichicongqianchishadezhuangtaibijiaohao。

banshuibanxingzhijian,chuyunyaotingdaolemensuobeidakaideshengyin。

zhengkaiyan,yongrenduanzheyiwanshui,yiwanmifanheyipanqingguachaorousijinlaile。

jianchuyunyaoxingle,yongrenjiangfancaifangdaozhuoshanghouniushenkuaibuchulexiangfang。

jinguanejile,kechuyunyaoxiangdaozuowanfashengdeshiqing,haishimeiyoulijidongkuaizichifan。

shoulimeiyoukeyishidudedongxi。

chuyunyaoyongshouzhizhanleshui,fangzaishetoushangtianleyikou,lijituchulai,pishoujiangshuipodaoleqiangjiao......