第5章 一半脸儿是夜叉

silaotaitaiduizheqianmiandesijishuodao:“huihaichengqu。”

haishisitaitailanzhuleta:“ma,mashangdoudaojialile,ninyaoshidanxinshiximoheximingzhechanshenglemaodun,burubazheijianshijiaojichouxiaoziquzuo。”

silaotaitaiyixiang,shizheigeli。

谁的媳妇,谁去管。

yushi,nachushoujijisiyibolegedianhuaguoqu。

siyiyikanshinainaidedianhua,likejiujietongle。

“喂~奶……”

huameichukou,jiubeilaotaitaijidaduanle:“nixiaozijiwotinghaole,wosunxifu,nilaopozhengzaihaichengshoukushounan,ganggangkenenghaigentaershuneigechundongxiqilezhengzhi,tayigenvhaizi,meigerenkeyizhaoguta,zheshikelianna。”

“nainai,wozheihuishangbanna。”siyihuidao。

“niyigetejing,bujiushiweirenminfuwudema?renmindeshiniguan,nilaopojiubushirenmina?”

siyibeisilaotaitaiyezhele。

“nainai,haichengyouhaichengdejingcha。”

laotaitaiyitingbugaoxingle:“nixiaoziqubuqu?buqubielaijianwolaopozi。aiyo~wodetui。aiyo~wodetou。aiyo~wodexinyo……”

“haohaohaohao,nainai~woqu。”

siyizuizhaojiabuzhutanainaizheiyangzile。

laotaitaizheiliangniandeshentishizhendebuhao,suiranzhidaotazheihuishijiade,siyihaishirenbuzhuxinruan。

yitingsunzidayingle,silaotaitaizhenggerendouhuantuole:“hao,niganjinqua,nainaiquxiuxile。”

siyigualedianhua,wunaiditanlekouqi。

tajiehunyeshibeibiwunaide。

zheiliangniantamameigejitianjiujitaxiangqin,tazhendeshibuxiangjian。

taduiganqingdeshizhendemeiyoushenmeganjue,gengbuxihuanneixiexiangqindenvren,shangganzhelaibajie。

weidukeyigenmeimeideguimishuoshangjijuhua。

tamajiuzhengtianjitamenchuangzaojihui。

tayeshiwukenaihe,tazijidouyaohuaiyishibushixihuannanrenle。

tamayeshigerencai,haijitaanpaiguoyichang“xiongdi”xiangqinhui。

qidetadangchangjiuliaoletiaozi。

zheicixijiagugulaitiqin,tanainai、tama、taba,jianzhiyanjingdouzhile,koushuidouyaoliuchulaile。

taxunsizhe,fanzhengrenyuanzaihaicheng,linggezhengjiulinggezheng,dushangtamendezuizaishuo,yehaorangtaguojitianshuxinrizi。

erxijiazijicoushanglaideqinshi,gengmeiyouyijian。

zhaoxijiagugudeyisi,shuobailejiushiweilerangtamensijiachuqianduguonanguan。

tamenliangrendaoyeshigequsuoxu,daoshihoushiqingyiguo,zuiduolihunjiushi。

xianzaidaohao,ganglinglezheng,jiurangtaganguoqujiuta。

谁给她的脸了。

jiantazuozaiweizhishanganranshenshang,fuzuliuzhilincoushanglaiwendao:“sizu,youshi?”

siyipieletayiyan,turanyanqianyiliang。

“liuzuzhang,xianzaiyougerenwuyaopaijini。”

liuzhilingenzhetayebushiyitianliangtianle,jiutagangcaipiezijideneigeyanshen,jiuzhidaozheiweiyezaidongtawainaojin。

“heihei,sizu,shenmeshi?”

“qutanghaicheng,quxiwangkejikankan,ruguoneigexiaoguniangyoumafannijiujitajiejuele。”

“zuzhang,nibuduijinga,nibushizuipagenxiaoguniangdajiaodaodema,yigegekandaoni,jiumeiyigeyanshennenggoulikainizheizhangliande。”zheihuawanquanyinqiliuzhilindehaoqixin:“nengrangnizhudongquguanxindexiaoguniang,kendingbushiyibanren?shuoshuo,shenmeguanxi?”

siyigangganghaiwenhedelian,beitayiwen,likelenglejigedu:“shaoshuohua,duozuoshi。”

liuzhilinmeinengwenchushenmelai,dangjijueding,zheihuotajie。

tayaoqukankanhefangshensheng,nengbatamensizudeguaipidouzhihaole?

liuzhilindehaoqixinrangtaxingdonglichaochangfahui,wenlexiaoguniangdemingzi,tajiukaizhecheganwanglehaicheng。

meiduojiu,liuzhilinjiuchuxianzailexiwangkejilouxia。

“nihao,wozhaoximo。”

menweixiaogekandaoyigezhangxianggaotiao,shencaijuejia,yizhuanguolaihaiyongyouyizhangshuaiqiliandandenanren,zhengkexindouzaibagua:“ninzhaoxiaoxizong?”

tashimeikandaosiyi,burandebeitamenxiaoxizongdelaogongjimiyunle。

liuzhilinzairenqunlishihaokan,dangensiyizhanzaiyiqi,zonghaishibeiyayichou。

“ng。”liuzhilinweiyidiantou,yingleyisheng。

tingnanrenzheimeshuo,xiaogexinlitinglehe,jiushitamenjiaxiaoxizongba,zuobianduizheni,neijiushitianxian,youbianduizheni,nengbanicongmenglihexing。

pianpiantamenjiaxiaoxizonghaibuzaihu,zhengtianjiuzheimeluzheigelian。

心态可真好!

xiaogebotongleximodedianhuashuodao:“xiaoxizong,louxiayougechaojidashuaigezhaoni。”

“a?”ximoyileng:“zhaowo?”

tayanjinggululuyizhuan,xunsizhe,zijiyeburenshinagechaojishuaigea?

lengbudingnaozilimaochulaileyigerendeyangzi。

neirenhaokanshihaokan,jiushineizhangjunliandoumeiyoushenmebiaoqing。

zaihenjiuzhihoudemoutian,ximozhenshangshoujitahualezhangxiaolian。

dagaicaidaolairenshishei,tayingleyisheng:“mashangxialai。”

zhishibuzhidaotazenmehuiguolai?

shangwudehuiyijieshuhou,tagenxicongyunhelinruiyiqichidewufan。

genxicongyunhelinruishuoleyisheng,tabiandabuwangwaizou。

ximodalaoyuandejiukanjianleyizaicheshangderen。

tameiyoujianguosiyibenren,zhaopianshangyejiuzhilugelian。

想着肯定是司懿了。

yikexinmomingqimiaojiujinzhangqilai。

tashenshoufushangzijideyoulian,ranhouqingxiaoleyisheng。

meiguanxia,tayinggaijianguozijizhenshidezhaopianle,buranyebuhuidayinggentajiehunba。

nazhidaotagangzoujin,kaozaicheshangdeneigenanrenjiuzhuanleguolai。

ximotingxialejiaobu,miandaihuyi:“nishi?”

yinweijiaoduwenti,liuzhilinkandaoximodeshihou,yanqianyiliang,xiangdangjingyan。

“wojiaoliuzhilin,siyide……xiongdi。”zaiwaimian,haishididiaodian,buyaobaolulezijideshenfen,zheiyeshizulideguiding。

“e~”ximozheicaifanyingguolai:“neiniguolaishi?”

“siyishuoniyudaoledianmafan。”liuzhilinrushidadao。

ximoweiweiningmei,xinxiangtabingmeiyouyudaoshenmemafana。

jiuzaitaweiweiningmeideshihou,zuobiandelianjiayesuizhizhanxianzailiuzhilindemianqian。

liuzhilinchadianjiujiaochulesheng。

握艹,这什么情况?

zhenshiyibanlianershixiannv,yibanlianershiyechaa!

zheisiyishizenmexiadequkoude?

liuzhilinzhenjingdeyanshen,luozaileximodeyanli。

tadandanyixiao,daoyebingbuzaihu。

fanzhengtameiyoupiansijiaren。