第一章 嫁!她怕个毛线

“jiangnanxizheigexiaozazhong,songdaoxiangxiameibatajinongsi!jiehuilaidingtijiayuejiajilusiye,tashuozishajiuzhensile?”

nanxihuifuyishidediyishunjian,jiutingdaozheixiehua。

姜南兮是谁?

嫁人又是什么鬼?

等等——

自己不是死了?

zuoweishijiediyishashoudenanxi,yinweilaididoujierenwudelushangbeirenjihaisile!

neitazenmenengtingdaoshengyin?

huran,nanxinaohaizhongchuxianbushuyuzijidejiyi。

tashisile,danzhongshengdaotongyishijiansiwangde19suinvxuesheng、jiangnanxishentili。

jiangnanxi,jiangjiaqianjin,11suimuqinyiwaiqushi。

budaoyigeyue,fuqinjiangyudaizhexinhunqiziwangpei、yijibijiangnanxixiaosangeyuedejiangjiayuejinlejiangjia。

zhihou,jiangyusitunjiangnanximuqindejiazhuang,jiangtajiujiuyitanwuzuisongrujianyu,duolejiachan。

zhafuhejimuzaiyijiangnanximinggebuxiangweiyou,songdaoxiangxiazishengzimie。

erjiangnanxijiyangzaixiangxiashi,beiwangpeiderennvedai、huirong,shenzhibeimaidaoyulequanyazha。

jiyidaozheilijiaranerzhi。

suoyi,nanxibeirenhaisi,juranyouzhongshengle?

haizhongshengchengdaoyigexiaokeliandeyuanzhushentili。

huran,youshiganggangdeneigenvshengxiangqi:

“zhangma,jiwobazheixiaozazhongbangle!jiushisi,yeyaosongdaolujiaqu!”

weixianxilai,zuoweishashoudenanxihenlingmin。

tashudizhengkaileyan,ranhouzuoleqilai,neiliyizhen——

“啊!好痛……”

ganggangzhengzaikunbangnanxidezhangma,yixiazibeiyiguguailinongdaozaidi!

shenchuanyongronghuaguidewangpeiqinyanjiandaozheiyimu,zhenjingjile:

“nigexiaozazhongguoranshizhuangside!”

shuowan,tajiujibuzouleguolai,zhunbeiqinzidongshou。

tadounengqingeryijushalejiangnanxidemuqin,chengweijiangjiafuren,zheiququyigeyeyatou,tahaizhibule?

zhishiwangpeigaojudeshougangzhunbeidazaijiangnanxilianshangshi——

shuoshichineishikuai,nanxiwangpangbianyiduo。

xiayike,tafanyingjikuai,zhuazhewangpeideshenguolaideshoubei,jiuwangduifanglianshangdaqu!

“pa”deyishengqingcuishengyinxiangqi!

wangpeidoulaibujijianjiao,youliandunshizhongzhangqilai。

tabeizheiyibazhangdamengle,jimiaohoucainanyizhixindihechizhe:

“ni,nigexiaozazhongjurangandawo?!”

neigedabuhaikou、mabuhaishou,beihuilerongdewonangfeijiangnanxijurandongshoudaziji?!

nanxidingzheshenshangdedahongxipao,yinweihunshenteng,lianyeteng,henbushuang。

tashouwanyishang,quanshibeinvedaideqinghen,kanlaishiwangpeiderenhaide,zhiyulianteng,neishihuirongdeshangba。

he,tazhiqianhaodaishishijieyiliudeyisheng,zheidianxiaoshangsuanshenme?

nanxiyanlitouzhebunai,shuo:

“wokannirenlaoseshuai,yanshenyelaole?mingmingshinideshoudanizijidelian。”

“ni……”wangpeiliandouqiwaile。

tazailianshangkeshizalejiqianwan,beishuorenlaoseshuai?

kuangqie,zheigexiaozazhongcaichou!doubeizijiderenjinonghuirongle!

wangpeizhihenjinianqianmeirangrenbazheixiaozazhongjiduya、nongxia!

ranerjiuzaiwangpeizhunbeidiercidongshoushi,nanxigenbenbujiduifangyidianjihui,zuozaichuangshangdetayigegaotaitui——

“啊!”

wangpeibeichuaileyijiao,jianjiaoyisheng,zhijieshuaidaozaidi!

jiuzaitazhunbeisapofafengshi,huran,menbianchuxianyigeshenchuanzhongshanzhuangdenanren,zhengshijiangjiajiazhu——jiangyu。

“chaochaoshenme?lujiajieqinderenyijingdengdebunaifanle!”

huayingangluo,takandaochuangshangzuozhederen,shenqingyixi,youshuo:

“nanxixingle?neijiuhao,wogaosuni,buguanniyuanbuyuanyi,bixujiadaolujiaqu!”

tingjianshuxideshengyin,wangpeilimabianlian,yifubailianhuadeyangzikusu:

“laogong,wohaoxinquannanxi,jieguotabulingqing,dawobushuo,haichuaiwo。”

jiangyuzixiyikan,dunshixintengqilai。

nanxishenqinglengleng,shiyuanzhudezhadiejiangyua。

tazaiyuanzhumuqinhuaiyunjiuchuguiwangpei、haihuaileyun,zhenshigouzha!

好一对狗男女。

nanxiyanzangleyanzhongdelengyi,yiliandanchundeyangzishuo:

“shitabuxiaoxinshuaidao,zenmeguaiwo?zaishuole,woyemeishuobujia。”

wangpeihaixiangshuohua,quebeijiangyulanxia。

yinweitatingdaojiangnanxishuoleyiju“meishuobujia”dehua,zheishijintiandezhengshi。

lusiyebingrugaohuang,xuyaoquqichongxi。

fouze,yitamenjiangjiazaididoudediwei,zenmekenengpanshanglujiazheimeqinshi?

kuangqie,lujiajile5geyidepinlihejigezhuanqiandexiangmu!

dantakendingbuhuirangbaobeinverjiayuejiaguoqu,fanzhenglujiarenshuozhiyaoshijiangjiaxiaojiejiukeyi,neijiangnanxizuiheshi!

jiangyulianshangyixi,hongpiandao:

“nixiangtonglejiuhao,lusiyeshilujiaweiyidejichengren,nijiaguoqujiushixiangfu,bababuhuipianni。”

享福?南兮冷嗤。

yuanzhuhaopian,zijikebusha!

sheibuzhidaodidoulusiyeluyixiaoshafaguoduan,shouduancanren,jiqibuhaoxiangchu。

tadeluhanyuanliyangleyiqunchailanghubao,shuoshichongwu,yangzhewan,zheijiushigefengpinanren。

erbannian,tayinweiyichangdabingdaoxia,benjiumeiduoshaorenjianguotadezhenmianmao,rujinyibing,gengshimeirennengjinshen。

suoyi,lujiaderenwanglusiyeshenbiansonglebushaonvren、haidousiyinbuxiang。

sheizhitamenzaidashenmeguizhuyi?

kedouzheiyangle,nanxiyejia?

嫁!她怕个毛线。

“yaowojiayekeyi,danyougetiaojian。”