第1章

sangshibaofa,zhananjiannvbasangshiyindaowowuqian,dantamenbuzhidao,woshigeganshiren。

wojiaoqinhuan,shilaoqinjiadisanshiliudaiganshiren,yeshizui“meiyong”deyidai。

wanwanmeixiangdao,morisangshibaofa,wohewoba,chengleputongrenkouzhongdejiushizhu。

sangshibingdubaofadehenturan。neitian,wozaizhibomaixianmian。

turan,zhibojianwaichuanlaiyizhensaodong。

zhuguanzaizoulangdahan,“xiabo,suoyourenshoushidongxi,mashangxiashan!”

jinjiezhehewoyigezhibojiandeqiyanqichuanyuyudipaojinlai,“qinhuan,ganjinshoushixia。tingshuozshibaofabuzhimingbingdu,yaoqiusuoyourenjujiageli。”

“baobeijiedianhuaya”“baobeijiedianhuaya”,wobadezhuanshulaidianlingsheng。

wotaochushouji,dianhuaneitouchuanlaiwobaleimingbandeshengyin,“baobeinizainaera!sangshibingdubaofale!zshizuiyanzhong!”

tazaidianhualijidongdishuo:“mguosangshibingduxielu!gendianyinglidesangshiyiyang!daochuchiren!”

“zhendeshisangshi!”qiyanshuozhebatashoujijudaowomianqian。

yiduanwaiwangxiaoshipin,shipinsuiranyoudianmohu,danhaishinengkandaojigequegeboshaotuiderenyiyizhongguiyidezishipazaidishang,tamenxiangyeshouyiyang,ditoukenshizhelingyigerendeduzi。

jinjiezheneigebeikenshiderenleituranchoudongzheshenti,rutongyixingyiyangzhanqilai。

wopale,“ba,nilaijiewo……”

“sha?baobei,woxinhaobuhao!wei?wei……”shuozhezhishengxiajiqi“dudu”sheng。

woximing,wobagengximing。laoqinjiadezongzhishi“juebunaxingmingmaoxian”。

jinjiezheyoushoudaowobadeyichuanyuyin:

“baobeinizijixiaoxin,sangshibushiwomennengkongzhide。

“putongshitishiqishilvsede,sangshishiqishiheisede,niyaokandaomaoheiqidenengduoduoyuanduoduoyuan?zhidaoma?

“zanjiaxiaomaipuwuziduo,dengnidaojia,womenjiugouzaijialibuchumenle!”

shuozhe,wobahaixiangzhengxingdikukuliangsheng,“wuwuwu……baobei,niyecongqianjiushuonibiwoyoubenshi!nibuyongdanxinbaba,babazaijialidengniha。”

woyitouheixian,zhenwuyu。

zheishi,waibianyourencuicu,“biemojile!dabachedaole!”

woheqiyanpaodaomenkou,zhouweijidongbieshuderendouzaicheli。

zheifujinlanweibieshuhenduo,xiaogongsiweileshengqiandouzuzaizheili,suiranshijiaoqu,renquebushao。

wotaitoukanxiangtiankong,zheizhouweihuanraozhedaliangheiqi。youqishidongbian,yidatuanheiseshiqi,xiangwuyun。

“neishishenmedifang?”wozhizheheiqilongzhaodedifangwen。

qiyanshunzhewozhidefangxiangkanqu,“chezhana!”

“fuck!”renduojiusuanle!haiyouchezhan!

woganjinzoudaochouyandedabachesijipang,“shifu,wokandajiadouzoule,dongmianneitiaolukenenghuiduche,womenzoulingyitiaoluba。”

wobenyishixiangraokaineituanheiseshiqi,sijikanyiyangegongsitingmenkoudeche,tulekouyanwu,“xing!”

“yo,zheibuqinhuanma?jidabahuiqua?”shenhouchuanlaiyidaocierdejiaziyin。

wozhuanguoshen,jiukandaoxuyanyanshoulinazhegemouhaochedecheyaochi,“ai,buxiangwo,meitianyoulaogongzhuanchejiesong。”

xuyanyanhewoyigecun。xiaoxue、chuzhong、gaozhongdouyigexuexiao。

wotaoyanta,zhiyaoyouta,tajiuhuidaochugenrenshuowobazhengsirenqian,jiaosuoshenbiantongxuepaijiwo,balingwo。

houlaigaokao,tameikaoshang,wocaibaituota。

meixiangdao,linjinbiye,xiangzhesuibianzhaojiagongsihungeshixizhang,pengshangtale。

xuyanyantaishoutuoletuojuanfa,“shifu,jiugenpingshiyiyang,wangdaluzou。”

“xing。”sijixiaoyingyingde。

womeizhe,sheirangxuyanyanbangshangdakuanleni。

zheidakuanhaishiwolaobanhanzhikang,tadaochugenrenshuo,tashiweilailaobanniang,sijikendingtingtade。