shishang,yougejiaotiankongdaodejindi。
kaichedaohangdaobule,shangwangsousuobeipingbi,jishinianlai,yizhiyoujiuweijueshiqiangzhezhenshouqizhongdemimi。
erjintian,zhengshijiuweiqiangzheganxiaoxianxiashanderizi!
“tuer,shifumendebenlingnidouzhangwole,zaijiaoyijingmeiyiyile,zheishizhenguohufu,buguanshiluhaikong,haishigedateshubingzhong,nidounengsuiyidiaoqian,nahaoxiashanba!”
“tuer,quanqiushifenzhiyidecaifudouzaizheizhangkalile,nidaizhelushanghua。haiyou,zheishidiqi,zhiyaonikenxiashan,oumiyoujigezhoudetudidoujiangshinidegerensichan!”
“zheishiguiguyishudexiabanbu,canwutoulenenghuosirenroubaigu,youyusanshifudangnianpanchuguigu,tamenshiwotiankongdaoweidadi!ruoshizaiwaipengdaoguigugaotu,niduoyuandianjiushile,shizaibuxing,sanshifuneilihaiyouyibazhanlong,limianfengyinleweishiliangchengxiuwei,yujianlejiuchongshangqugentamengan,baozhengkantamengenkanxiguayiyang!”
“xiaoxian,zheijiushinixinxinnianniandetiancanbaoyi,chuanshangta,zoubiantianxiadoubupa!jiusuanyourenzainishenbiandiuyikehedan,maoyebuhuidiaoyigen,sishifusongnile,gankuaixiashanba!”
“tuer,ruguojuedeguoneidaizhebukaixin,niyekeyiquguowaia,zhiyaobiehuitiankongdaojiuxing,wogaosuni,buguanshioumi,haishizhongbuhunluanzhanqu,wushifudoujinianpaihaole,youshiduogeyongbingdadi,weinimashoushizhan!yaoshishizaijuedewuliao,niyekeyiqiaodaqiaodaneixieguodu,qiangjigewangshigongzhuwanwanma!”
“tudi,nibushixihuankanpianma?yihoushaokandian,shangshenti!zanmenjiugelaobusideyihejia,zhuanmenjinitaolefangxifu,tarenzaiqingzhou,mingjiaoshiyouchu。”
“tuera,nizhibuzhidao,dajiangnanbei,youchuzuimei。neigeguniangnengyunengmei,ketiankexian,gennihenbanpeia!tanengmanzuyigenanrendesuoyouyaoqiuhehuanxiang!jueduinengzhengfuni!re!zheishidizhihelianxifangshi!nahao!”
“......”
xiaoxianbeiyiqunzaolaotouzilanzhe,yitoudewushui,kanzhejiuweishifu,hengancuidao:“sheishuowoyaoxiashan?womeixiangguoxiashana!”
啥?
不下山?!
jiugeshifushuangyandengdeliuyuan。
“nijiujingzenyangcaikenxiashan?xiaoxian!womenbahuafangzheierle,nijintianbuxiashan,womenjiugejiumashang‘shangshan’!yigedoubuduhuo!”
dashifuqimengle,daitoujianqidishangdeshengzi,aoaojiaozhebuhuole,yaoqushangdiao。
“nimenyeshuole,waimianduoweixianya。”
xiaoxianzhalezhayan,yanbabadekanzhejiuweishifu:“wuxueshangyouyu、zhou、hong、huang、tian、di、xuan、huang,badajingjie,tingshuogenggaodeshangmianhaiyou‘shenjing’,woxianzaicaihuangjingdianfeng,weileanquanzhexiang,wohaishixiudao‘shenjing’zaixiashanba。”
神境!
jiugeshifu,qiqidaoxiyikouliangqi!
haojiahuo,xiudaoshenjing,meigejiyiniangenbenbukenenga,zheigejiahuozhenganxianga!
“tuer......qiuqiunixiashanba!”
ershifushengleijuxia,turan‘putong’yisheng,guilexialai。
“xiaoxian,qiuqiunixiashanba!jiniketoule,rangwomenduohuojinianbaxiaoxian,womenjiniketoule!”
shifumenketouzhuangdideshengyinbuduan。
zanzheishibushiyoudiandaofantiangang?!
xiaoxianwugudeniuguotou,xiangweiyimeiyouxiaguidedashifuqiuzhu,“dashifu......”
扑通!
dashifubujijihui,yeguilexialai!
bushitaxianggui,ershizheitiankongdao,zhenrongbudezheixiaoxiana!
zicongshisannianqianzheigexiaojiahuojindao,dabudemabude,danfantamendalemale,houshandegujitanjiuhuimomingqimiaojiangxia‘wuselei’huopitamen!
tamenkuaibeiwansilea!!!
guanjianzheigejiahuotianfuyibing,guomubuwang,haode、huaide、nengxuedehebunengxuede,tadouxuehuile。
jiaodetiankongdaozhengnianjiquanbuning!
biru,xiaoxianbaliushifujiaodelingshi,lingpixijing,xiuchengle‘toushi’,badaoshangdeshiniangshijieshimeiquandouhepaole。
zaibiru,sanshifujiaotalianzhi‘guigulianyangsan’yaoling,jieguozheihuotoutounashifumenshiyao,shengshengbajiugeshifuzhengbujulea!
“xiaoxian,nixiudaoshenjingzailikaideyaoqiu,womenzuobudaoa,zhenzuobudaoa!qiuqiunidafacibei,yaoqiuzaidiyidianba!”
师傅们都哭了。
xiaoxianluchuwuguwuzhudeyanshen,burenxindao:“zenmezheyeyaodengdaolexuanjingzaizouba!”
“好!!!”
jiugeshifudoupaleqilai。
dashifumanlianzhengqi,yifuwoburudiyusheirudiyudeshenqing,baohedao:“xiaoxian!jinniannishibasuile!gaichengjiale!shisannianqian,nijindaodeneiyiwan,wobianyeguantianxiang,suanchujintianzhudingyouciyijie!dainilaitiankongdaoshiwodecuo,wofuze!xianzaiwomenshemingzhuni,youhuangruxuan,chongjixuanjing!”
“别——!”
萧闲话音还未落。
jiugeshifuanzhuxiaoxiandebeibang!
liliangzhurudeyishunjian,xiaoxianjiuganjuehunshenmaokongzhangkai,tongtishutai!
jinmaineideliliang,zerutongrongyanhaixiaoyiban,bentengzhoushen。erqienaohaixuanyun,gezhongdadaolingjue,buduanchongji。
“你已经玄境了!”
meiduojiu,jiuweijueshiqiangzhexianxietanzaidishang。
“我玄境了?”
xiaoxiankanlekanshuangshou,yanjingqingqingyizhuan,“likaiqian,woxiangquyixiahoushan。”
“你敢!”
“你敢!”
jiuweishifumengheyisheng,dabuyizhi,bijinyibu,hexiaoxianyitiao。
“快滚!”
“快滚!”
xiaoxianzhongzhongtanlekouqi,“wozhenshebudenimena!wozaixiangxiangbanfa,kankanyoumeiyoushixiongyuanyitiwoxiashan。”
他转身就去找人了。
jieguo,shixiongmenzailubianshushangquandoushangdiaole!
xiaoxiannaozhetou,huranyanjingyiliang,laidaozhangjinshixiongyuanzili,zheihuoguangzhetou,zuoziduanzheng,zhengzaishizhuoqianchaoxiefojingni。
keshizhangjinshixiongjinrutiankongdaoqianshigeheshang,youyanbujin,ganjuebuhaoduifua!
“pianruojinghong,wanruoyoulong。”
xiaoxianguzuogankaidao:“shixiong,shifumenjiwotaolegexifu,jiaoshiyouchu,shuoshishenmerenjianjuese。”
zhangjinshixiongfangxiabi,luchuweixiao,“e?neijiugongxixiaoxianshidile。”
xiaoxianhurandao:“shixiong,niququshiyouchuba!”
啊?
劝和尚娶妻?
zhangjinshixiongliansekuangbian,bishangyanjing,shuangshouheshi,nianlehaoyihuierjingcaijingxinqishen,“shidi,zhenbukuishini,lingjiaole,womenyongbieba!”
jianqituibiandeshengzi,zaiyuanzilizhaoyikeshu,zhangjinshixiongbazijiguashangqule!
两腿一蹬,不动了!
都特么不是玩意!
萧闲气的想骂人。
xiashanjiuxiashan,qujiuqu,sheipashei!
xiaoxianzhidaoshixiongmendoushenhuaijueji,shangdiaoyebuhuisi,yejiubuguanle,touyebuhuidezoule!
“wuwuwu,zoule,zheigedamowangzhongyuzoule。”
“wuwu,nikuaidawoyibazhang!wokankanshibushizaizuomeng!”
“kuaiquhoushankankan!ruguowusejitanbufaguangle,yejiudaibiaozanmenanquanle!”
天空岛,哭声震天。
xiaoxianzouhenyuanle,caiwangdaoneichuanyin:“laojiahuomen!zuiduoyigeyue,woquleshiyouchujiuhuilai!”
daonei,zaicicanjiaoshengyipian。
henkuai,xiaoxianxiashanmailezhangerdengzuogaotiepiao,zuoshanglequqingzhoudegaotie。
gaotieshang,xiaoxiankanzhechuangwaifeishidejingxiang,naohaizhongsixuwanqian!
wusuineinian,neiyue,neiyiye,dayupangtuo,jianghebaozhang!
“xiaoxian!nibixusi!bixusi!!!zheigejiayounizai!jiuyongyuanmeiyouwoerdechutouzhiri!”
langyajiangbian,edudehoumaqiazhutadebozi,yaozhitayusidi!
tazhengzha,takongju,taqiurao!shenzhikanxiangzhanzaibuyuanchuneigenanren。
taneigeshenweixiaojiajiazhudefuqin!
kezhizhitawufahuxi,beihoumayibatuijinbinglengcigudelangyajiang,tafuqindoumeishuoyijuhua!
ruguobushihoulaidashifujiuleta,kongpashishangzaojiumeitazheigerenle!
xiaoxianxiangqiletacongweimoumiandeshengmu,ananfashi:“chounvren,ruguowomadeshizongyegenniyouguan,wohuirangniquanzupeizang!”