第1章

shishang,yougejiaotiankongdaodejindi。

kaichedaohangdaobule,shangwangsousuobeipingbi,jishinianlai,yizhiyoujiuweijueshiqiangzhezhenshouqizhongdemimi。

erjintian,zhengshijiuweiqiangzheganxiaoxianxiashanderizi!

“tuer,shifumendebenlingnidouzhangwole,zaijiaoyijingmeiyiyile,zheishizhenguohufu,buguanshiluhaikong,haishigedateshubingzhong,nidounengsuiyidiaoqian,nahaoxiashanba!”

“tuer,quanqiushifenzhiyidecaifudouzaizheizhangkalile,nidaizhelushanghua。haiyou,zheishidiqi,zhiyaonikenxiashan,oumiyoujigezhoudetudidoujiangshinidegerensichan!”

“zheishiguiguyishudexiabanbu,canwutoulenenghuosirenroubaigu,youyusanshifudangnianpanchuguigu,tamenshiwotiankongdaoweidadi!ruoshizaiwaipengdaoguigugaotu,niduoyuandianjiushile,shizaibuxing,sanshifuneilihaiyouyibazhanlong,limianfengyinleweishiliangchengxiuwei,yujianlejiuchongshangqugentamengan,baozhengkantamengenkanxiguayiyang!”

“xiaoxian,zheijiushinixinxinnianniandetiancanbaoyi,chuanshangta,zoubiantianxiadoubupa!jiusuanyourenzainishenbiandiuyikehedan,maoyebuhuidiaoyigen,sishifusongnile,gankuaixiashanba!”

“tuer,ruguojuedeguoneidaizhebukaixin,niyekeyiquguowaia,zhiyaobiehuitiankongdaojiuxing,wogaosuni,buguanshioumi,haishizhongbuhunluanzhanqu,wushifudoujinianpaihaole,youshiduogeyongbingdadi,weinimashoushizhan!yaoshishizaijuedewuliao,niyekeyiqiaodaqiaodaneixieguodu,qiangjigewangshigongzhuwanwanma!”

“tudi,nibushixihuankanpianma?yihoushaokandian,shangshenti!zanmenjiugelaobusideyihejia,zhuanmenjinitaolefangxifu,tarenzaiqingzhou,mingjiaoshiyouchu。”

“tuera,nizhibuzhidao,dajiangnanbei,youchuzuimei。neigeguniangnengyunengmei,ketiankexian,gennihenbanpeia!tanengmanzuyigenanrendesuoyouyaoqiuhehuanxiang!jueduinengzhengfuni!re!zheishidizhihelianxifangshi!nahao!”

“......”

xiaoxianbeiyiqunzaolaotouzilanzhe,yitoudewushui,kanzhejiuweishifu,hengancuidao:“sheishuowoyaoxiashan?womeixiangguoxiashana!”

啥?

不下山?!

jiugeshifushuangyandengdeliuyuan。

“nijiujingzenyangcaikenxiashan?xiaoxian!womenbahuafangzheierle,nijintianbuxiashan,womenjiugejiumashang‘shangshan’!yigedoubuduhuo!”

dashifuqimengle,daitoujianqidishangdeshengzi,aoaojiaozhebuhuole,yaoqushangdiao。

“nimenyeshuole,waimianduoweixianya。”

xiaoxianzhalezhayan,yanbabadekanzhejiuweishifu:“wuxueshangyouyu、zhou、hong、huang、tian、di、xuan、huang,badajingjie,tingshuogenggaodeshangmianhaiyou‘shenjing’,woxianzaicaihuangjingdianfeng,weileanquanzhexiang,wohaishixiudao‘shenjing’zaixiashanba。”

神境!

jiugeshifu,qiqidaoxiyikouliangqi!

haojiahuo,xiudaoshenjing,meigejiyiniangenbenbukenenga,zheigejiahuozhenganxianga!

“tuer......qiuqiunixiashanba!”

ershifushengleijuxia,turan‘putong’yisheng,guilexialai。

“xiaoxian,qiuqiunixiashanba!jiniketoule,rangwomenduohuojinianbaxiaoxian,womenjiniketoule!”

shifumenketouzhuangdideshengyinbuduan。

zanzheishibushiyoudiandaofantiangang?!

xiaoxianwugudeniuguotou,xiangweiyimeiyouxiaguidedashifuqiuzhu,“dashifu......”

扑通!

dashifubujijihui,yeguilexialai!

bushitaxianggui,ershizheitiankongdao,zhenrongbudezheixiaoxiana!

zicongshisannianqianzheigexiaojiahuojindao,dabudemabude,danfantamendalemale,houshandegujitanjiuhuimomingqimiaojiangxia‘wuselei’huopitamen!

tamenkuaibeiwansilea!!!

guanjianzheigejiahuotianfuyibing,guomubuwang,haode、huaide、nengxuedehebunengxuede,tadouxuehuile。

jiaodetiankongdaozhengnianjiquanbuning!

biru,xiaoxianbaliushifujiaodelingshi,lingpixijing,xiuchengle‘toushi’,badaoshangdeshiniangshijieshimeiquandouhepaole。

zaibiru,sanshifujiaotalianzhi‘guigulianyangsan’yaoling,jieguozheihuotoutounashifumenshiyao,shengshengbajiugeshifuzhengbujulea!

“xiaoxian,nixiudaoshenjingzailikaideyaoqiu,womenzuobudaoa,zhenzuobudaoa!qiuqiunidafacibei,yaoqiuzaidiyidianba!”

师傅们都哭了。

xiaoxianluchuwuguwuzhudeyanshen,burenxindao:“zenmezheyeyaodengdaolexuanjingzaizouba!”

“好!!!”

jiugeshifudoupaleqilai。

dashifumanlianzhengqi,yifuwoburudiyusheirudiyudeshenqing,baohedao:“xiaoxian!jinniannishibasuile!gaichengjiale!shisannianqian,nijindaodeneiyiwan,wobianyeguantianxiang,suanchujintianzhudingyouciyijie!dainilaitiankongdaoshiwodecuo,wofuze!xianzaiwomenshemingzhuni,youhuangruxuan,chongjixuanjing!”

“别——!”

萧闲话音还未落。

jiugeshifuanzhuxiaoxiandebeibang!

liliangzhurudeyishunjian,xiaoxianjiuganjuehunshenmaokongzhangkai,tongtishutai!

jinmaineideliliang,zerutongrongyanhaixiaoyiban,bentengzhoushen。erqienaohaixuanyun,gezhongdadaolingjue,buduanchongji。

“你已经玄境了!”

meiduojiu,jiuweijueshiqiangzhexianxietanzaidishang。

“我玄境了?”

xiaoxiankanlekanshuangshou,yanjingqingqingyizhuan,“likaiqian,woxiangquyixiahoushan。”

“你敢!”

“你敢!”

jiuweishifumengheyisheng,dabuyizhi,bijinyibu,hexiaoxianyitiao。

“快滚!”

“快滚!”

xiaoxianzhongzhongtanlekouqi,“wozhenshebudenimena!wozaixiangxiangbanfa,kankanyoumeiyoushixiongyuanyitiwoxiashan。”

他转身就去找人了。

jieguo,shixiongmenzailubianshushangquandoushangdiaole!

xiaoxiannaozhetou,huranyanjingyiliang,laidaozhangjinshixiongyuanzili,zheihuoguangzhetou,zuoziduanzheng,zhengzaishizhuoqianchaoxiefojingni。

keshizhangjinshixiongjinrutiankongdaoqianshigeheshang,youyanbujin,ganjuebuhaoduifua!

“pianruojinghong,wanruoyoulong。”

xiaoxianguzuogankaidao:“shixiong,shifumenjiwotaolegexifu,jiaoshiyouchu,shuoshishenmerenjianjuese。”

zhangjinshixiongfangxiabi,luchuweixiao,“e?neijiugongxixiaoxianshidile。”

xiaoxianhurandao:“shixiong,niququshiyouchuba!”

啊?

劝和尚娶妻?

zhangjinshixiongliansekuangbian,bishangyanjing,shuangshouheshi,nianlehaoyihuierjingcaijingxinqishen,“shidi,zhenbukuishini,lingjiaole,womenyongbieba!”

jianqituibiandeshengzi,zaiyuanzilizhaoyikeshu,zhangjinshixiongbazijiguashangqule!

两腿一蹬,不动了!

都特么不是玩意!

萧闲气的想骂人。

xiashanjiuxiashan,qujiuqu,sheipashei!

xiaoxianzhidaoshixiongmendoushenhuaijueji,shangdiaoyebuhuisi,yejiubuguanle,touyebuhuidezoule!

“wuwuwu,zoule,zheigedamowangzhongyuzoule。”

“wuwu,nikuaidawoyibazhang!wokankanshibushizaizuomeng!”

“kuaiquhoushankankan!ruguowusejitanbufaguangle,yejiudaibiaozanmenanquanle!”

天空岛,哭声震天。

xiaoxianzouhenyuanle,caiwangdaoneichuanyin:“laojiahuomen!zuiduoyigeyue,woquleshiyouchujiuhuilai!”

daonei,zaicicanjiaoshengyipian。

henkuai,xiaoxianxiashanmailezhangerdengzuogaotiepiao,zuoshanglequqingzhoudegaotie。

gaotieshang,xiaoxiankanzhechuangwaifeishidejingxiang,naohaizhongsixuwanqian!

wusuineinian,neiyue,neiyiye,dayupangtuo,jianghebaozhang!

“xiaoxian!nibixusi!bixusi!!!zheigejiayounizai!jiuyongyuanmeiyouwoerdechutouzhiri!”

langyajiangbian,edudehoumaqiazhutadebozi,yaozhitayusidi!

tazhengzha,takongju,taqiurao!shenzhikanxiangzhanzaibuyuanchuneigenanren。

taneigeshenweixiaojiajiazhudefuqin!

kezhizhitawufahuxi,beihoumayibatuijinbinglengcigudelangyajiang,tafuqindoumeishuoyijuhua!

ruguobushihoulaidashifujiuleta,kongpashishangzaojiumeitazheigerenle!

xiaoxianxiangqiletacongweimoumiandeshengmu,ananfashi:“chounvren,ruguowomadeshizongyegenniyouguan,wohuirangniquanzupeizang!”