suoyourendoubeizheituranmaochudeyixingzijigaomengle！
啥玩意儿？
bushishenmetiancaiyibaochushi，zenmehuishizheizhongleisihuabendegushi？
gedazongmendezongzhu、zhanglao、yijizhengzhuangdaifa，zhunbeiquxunbaodesuoyourenqiqichenmole。
“……”
azhei，neitamenhaiyaobuyaochufa？
dahuoermimangdiwangzhezijiazongzhuhezhanglaomen。
大佬也沉默了片刻。
nandaoshiyoumougedalaodasuanyongzheishentong，fenxiangtahexianzunzaiyiqideshiqing？
suiranzheitianmulingwushurenzhenhan，kedahuoeryijiubumingsuoyi。
zenmehuiyourennongchuzheiyangdeshentong，jingranjiushiweilefenxiangzijihexianzunjieweibanlvhoudeshenghuo？
这有什么好分享的？
niburujiwomenfenxiangfenxiangnizheishentongtianmudaodishizenmenongchulaide！
“huoxuzhishiyizhongzhangyanfa。”
“deque，jueshibaowuchushizongyouqiguaidezheyanzishendebanfa，wangwangyueshilingzhiyuegaodebaowu，yueshiruci，yibanrengenbenwufajiayushoufuta。”
“bucuo！zheiyidingshibaowuzheyanzishendezhangyanfa！”
jieguo，haicaigangshuowan，tianmuzhishang，dierxingziyoumaolechulai——
【dianjijiukan——wohexianzunmeixiumeisaodehunhouganqingshenghuo！chao♂ci♂ji，chao♂jing♂cai！】
“……”
bushi，zheizhendehuishibaowunongchulaidezheyanzishendezhangyanfama？
tamenzenmezheimebuxinni！
suirandajiabuzhidaozheifuhao‘♂’shishenmeyisi。
kebuzhidaoweishenme，zheifuhaohezheixiehuadapeizaiyiqideshihou，momingjiujirenyouxiehaixiudeganjue。
youxiedalaodangjiyifuxiu，lenghengyisheng：“heng！disu！”
“辣眼睛！”
“简直不堪入目！”
jieguoyizhuantou，bushaorenfaxian，tamendouzaitoutouxunzhao——
‘点击就看’？
bushi，daodiyaodiannalicainengkana？
他们怎么找不到啊！
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qiankunchengnei，mougexiaokezhannei。
xitongerjuanyouxiebuquedingdiwen：【zheiyangzhendexingma？buxiexiaozuowenlema？】
shide，yeqingyanbenlaishidasuanzhijiexiexiaozuowenpenqinxiuyuanheyexinrande。
kezixiyixiang，muqianhaimeichengzhangqilaidenannvzhudoubushishenmedarenwu，sheirenshitamen？
jiusuanzhendeyourenrenshitamen，yezhihuijuedezheishisirenenyuan，buhuixiangtaiduo。
erzheiyicizhaolandahuishang，yexinranhuizhijiejiaruqinxiuyuansuozaidedanyangzong，ranhouzaidanyangzongnei，yushangleliangweiyinxingmaimingdedalaoshoutaweitu，congcikaiqileyilukaiguaderensheng！
yexinranderenshengshicongcikaiguale，ketajiugengdaomeile。
buguantahoumianzuoshenmeshiqing，douhuibeinachulaiheyexinranbijiao，bingqiehaichuchushoudaodaya。
zongzhi，yexinranfeideyuegao，tayeqingyanjiuyuecan！
“bunengrangtajindanyangzong。”
xitongerjuanduicibubaoxiwang：【taheqinxiuyuanzheimexiangai，youshigelianainao，kendinghuipeiqinxiuyuanliuzaidanyangzongde。】
yeqingyangouchunyixiao：“lianainaoshiba？wojiurangtamenlianbuxiaqu！”
erqie，xianzaizuizhongyaodeshi，shixianxuming。
tazhiyouliangtiandeshoumingle。
xitongjizandenengliangshibixuyaojuan。kexianzairangtajiarudazongmenqujuan，tatianfuyiban，yejuanbuguoqitaren。
neimejiuzhinenghuanyizhongtujingle，jiushizhangrenqi！
renqiyuegao，shoumingyuezhang。
先保住小命再说。
“erqie，danfanerjuannidenengliangkeyirangwodexiaozuowenbianchengchuandan，zaiyitianzhineifeixiangzhenggejiuchuandalu，woyebuzhiyugaibiancelvele，dannidenengliang，zhizhichiyigetoupinggongnengle……”
shide，zheitianmuqishizhishixitongdetoupinggongnengeryi。
自然不带任何灵气。
yeqingyanwangzhuozishangyizuo，zaixitongtouyingchulaidejiguangjianpanshang，kaishifengkuangqiaozi。
yucitongshi，tianmuzhishang。
tianmuhuamianyizhuan，yixingxingzifufuxianzaizhongrenyanqian。
故事正式开始了！
diyiduanjiurangsuoyourenlianhongxintiao，xuemaipenzhang——
【chenguangxiwei，wochuanshanglewozuiaideduanshaqun，zhunbeiqujianxujiuweijiandehaoyoumianmian，haiweichufangmen，jiubeixianzundalilalehuiqu，anzailechuangshang——
xianzundedashouluozaiwoneiboruchanyideshaqunshang，dichenzhongdaizhelveweishayadeshengyinzaiwoerbianxiangqi：“baobeichuanchengzheiyang？shizaiyinyoubenzunma？”】
……
jiuchuandalugediyidaodaochouqisheng。
“嘶！”
“shanglaijiu、jiuzheime**dema？”
“keshi，neishixianzunai……neibujiushifeishenghoudexianren？zheinandaoshifeishenghoudexianrenliuxialaideshenxianjuanlvdechuanshuo？”
“shenmeshenxianjuanlv！disu！disu！！zheidaodishisheinongchulaide！xiulianzheqingxinguayu，zennengbeiyuwangmiyan？！”
“jiushi！shenmefeishengdexianren，yiwokan，zhipashimougechixinwangxiangdenvxiuyixiangchulaide！zhenbuyaolian！”
danzhongrenhenkuaifaxian，neixietucaozhedisudejiahuo，yibianma，yibianhaizaidingzhetianmukan。
jiudengzhejiexiaquneirangrenmianhongerchidejuqingle。
kezhanneideyeqingyanjixukuanganjiguangjianpan。
haozaierjuanxitonghaiyouzheigegongneng，buxuyaotazhendeyongbiyigeziyigezidixie。
【tangzaichuangshangdewoxintiaohenkuai，lianjiayetonghong。buguohaishilianmanghexianzunjieshi，shiweilejianwohaoyoumianmian。wohemianmianyouxierizimeijianle，zheicinengjianta，wohenkaixin，caichuanshanglewozuixihuandeyijianqunzi。
kexianzunhaoxiangbingbukaixin，tawen：“talaizhaonizuoshenme？shibushilaichaoxiaonide？”
wobulijie：“zenmehui？mianmianweishenmeyaochaoxiaowo？”
xianzunshuo：“taxianzaikeshixianlingshengnv，zhiyaotadenggaoyihu，wanzongdouhuihuiyingta。meizhunxianzaijiushikannixianzaishenmedoumeiyou，xiuweiyeburutagao，rongmaoyeburutahao，zhaojihuilaichaofengnixianzaichuchudouburuta。”
woyoudianmeng：“mianmianbushizheizhongren，erqiewoyekeyinulixiulian。”
xianzunqinleqinwo：“nikanni，jiushitaixiangxinwairenle，zongshizheiyangshahuhude，meiyouwozainishenbian，nikannizenmeban？sheihaihuizheiyangwutiaojiandejiaodaoni，nizheiyanghaizenmexiulianni？xiulianzheizhongshiqingzhenbushiheni。erqie，xiuweishizhongyao，kenaliyouwomendeweilaizhongyao？nizhiyaoliuzaiwoshenbianxiangfujiaozijiuhaole，buyaobierenshuoshenmejiuxinshenme，chulewo，haiyousheihuiduinizheimesixintadide？sheihuizhenzhengduinihao？”
zaixianzunnaixinyouwenroudeshengyinzhong，wojianjianwangjilemianmiandeshiqing。
shia，chulexianzunwai，haiyousheihuizheimeaiwoni？wozongshibugoucongming，fenbuqinghaohuai。
jibiangangruxianmendeneishihou，woshizhaolandahuishangdediyiming，tianfudengjiyeshitianji，xiuzhendalugedazongmendouzaizhengqiangwo，douxiwangwokeyijiarutamendemenpai，danwoshizhonghaishibugoucongmingde，burumianmianzheigedijitianfude。】
内容戛然而止。
suoyourenbiaoqingdoushimangrande。
dengdeng，niyaobuyaokanzijishuoleshenme？
“zhaolandahuishangdediyiming，tianfudengjihaishitian、di、xuan、huangsigedengjizhongdezuigaojitianji，tajuedezijibugoucongming？”
“haode，zheihuabengushikeyibuyongkanle，yikanjiushijiade！”
“shiazhendehaojia，yaoshizhendeshijipinbianyilinggen，tianfudengjiyeshitianji，bukenengbibuguoneigejiaomianmiande。”
“renjiadijitianfudemianmiandoukeyidangneishenmeshengnv，tafanerchuchuburumianmian？”
“buyongxiangle，zheigujishinagetianfudengjiyiban，youyixiangyouxianzunzheiyangdedarenwukeyiaishangzijidenvxiu，huanxiangchulaidegushieryi。”
“kelianzheinvxiujianshiyiban，buzhidaozhenzhengdejipinbianyilinggenhetianjitianfuyouduoqiang，huanxiangchulaidegushibaoluletagenbenbulejiedeqiangzheshijie，buguoshigezhihuiyixiangdekelianchongbale。”
dajiaduizheigushidouhenshiwang，wanquanwangjileganggangtamenhaizaitaolun，nengzhizaochulaizheiyangtianmushentongderen，yidingbujiandan。
ercike，zhaolandahuishang。
kanwanzheigegushideqinxiuyuanyerenbuzhuchixiao：“womenranrancaishizhenzhengdezhaolandahuidiyiming，youranrannizheiyangdetianfu，zenmekenenghuibibushangdijitianfuderen？zaishuole，youwozai，wobiranrannixianrumen，woyidinghuijinxinjinlidijiaodaoranrannixiuliande。”
yexinranhengandong：“xiexiexiuyuange。”
danyangzongzhanglaoyeledejiandaotamenenai，renbuzhudaqudishuo：“xiuliankeshihenxinkude，meiriyinshijiudeqilaishangdake，nizuodedaoma？”
yexinranzhengxiangshuozijinengzuodao，qinxiuyuanjiushuo：“ranranzheifangmiandezizhilibutaihao，buguomeiguanxi，wokeyishangwandakehou，zaihuiqujiaoranranjiukeyile。”
yexinranyoubeigandongle：“xiuyuangebuyaozheimezongrongwo。”
qinxiuyuanyilianshenqingdishuo：“wobuduinihao，duisheihao？nizongshishahuhude，bierenshuoshenmejiuxinshenme，meiyouwozainishenbian，nilianzijidouzhaogubuhao。”
danyangzongzhanglaolehehedizhizhetianmushuo：“wokana，xiuyuancaishitianmushangdeneigexianzun，wutiaojiandichongzhezijiairen。”
yexinranxiudemanliantonghong。
danyangzongzhanglaoyoushuo：“dengwomenhuidaodanyangzong，woquxiangzongzhushenqingneike‘xisuidan’jiyeguniangfuyong，keyirangyegunianggengjiatuotaihuangu，xiuliansudushibangongbei，zhipadaoshihouxiuweiyixiajiuchaoguoxiuyuannile，xiuyuanninengjiaodaoweihunqixiulianderizi，keshibuduole。”
wenyan，qinxiuyuanlengleyixia。
zhanglaoshuodedui，ranrandetianfushitianjide，zaijiashangxisuidandegongxiao，yihoudexiuliansudujueduibizijikuaishibeibuzhi。
xiuweiyehenyoukenengyixiajiuchaoguota，shenzhiyuanyuanbatashuaidaoshenhou。
zheimeyixiang，xianglaiyouxieziaodeqinxiuyuanyoudianbutaishufu。
tabingbuxiwangbeinvrenbixiaqu，youqihaishizijidenvren。
qinxiuyuanshuodao：“zhanglao，xisuidandeshiqinghaishizaishuoba，xisuidantongjinxigu，neitengtongbushiyibanrennenggouchengshoude，ranrancongxiaojiupatong，zaizheifangmianyoudianjiaoqi，wanyichengshoubuzhuzheitengtong，jiulangfeile。”
zhanglaokanxiangyexinran，tanlekouqi：“jiranyeguniangzheimepatong，neijiusuanleba。”
yexinrankanjianzhanglaotanqi，haiyoudiankuijiu，youdianzize，yaoshitabuneimejiaoqijiuhaole……
“yi，tianmuyougengxinle！”
neixieshuozhebuxiangkande，yijiuhaishimeirenzhu，bashixiantouxiangletianmu，pobujidaidikanleqilai。
【zaizhaolandahuishangcechutianjitianfuhejipinbianyilinggendeshihou，woyeshidasuanjiarutianxiadiyidazongde。
danshixianzun——neishihoutayehaibushixianzun，buguoneigeshihouyijingshiwodeweihunfule。tabiwoxianruxianmen，jiaruleyigexiaozongmen，tabuxiwanghewofenkai，woyeshebudehetafenkai，suoyiwoquletasuozaidexiaozongmen。
suiranzaixiaozongmen，ketazhendehenzhaoguwo，xiulianhenxinku，meitianzaoshangyaoyinshiqilaishangzaoxiuke，xianzuntabuxiwangwoneimexinku，suoyizongmenzhanglaodezaoxiuke，tadouhuitiwoqushang，dengtashangwanhuilaizaijiaowo。】
yexinranheqinxiuyuan、danyangzongzhanglaosanrenqiqiyizheng。
bushi，zheihuabendezhankaizenmeyouxieshuxi……
ganggangcaishuoguotongyanghuadeqinxiuyuanheyexinran，dunshijuedeyouxieguguaiqilai。