手撕绿茶闺蜜,这婚我不结了,耶稣也留不住!第3章

jinglidexiaolvhengao,budaowufenzhongjiuhuilaile。

tashoulinazheyifendayinchulaidezhangdan,gongjingdidijiluchen。

“luzong,chaqingchule。jintian‘jiangchenlianyin’dehunyan,baokuochangdi、canfei、fuwufeizaineidesuoyoukuanxiang,zongjiershisanwanbaqianyuan,doushiyouchen**defuqin**xianshengyuyizhouqianquanefuqingde。”

huayinyiluo,liufendelianchedilvle。

zhouweideqinqimenkanjiangjiamuzideyanshenyebianle,biyizhongdaizheyisihuangrandawu。

yuanlaibushinvfangwuliqunao,shinanfangxiangzhanbianyimeizhancheng,fanyaoyikou。

“tingjianlema?”wolenglengdikanzhetamen,“xianzai,shisheizailaizhang?”

jiangzhedelianyizhenhongyizhenbai,tazuomengyemeixiangdao,wohuizaidatingguangzhongzhixia,bazheixiezhangmusuandeyiqingerchu。

zaitakanlai,nvfangjiaduochudianqianshilisuoyingdangde,zenmenengnadaotaimianshanglaishuo?

“jiusuan……jiusuanzheixieqianshinimenjiafude,neiyouzenmeyang?”tahaizaizuiying,“cailishiwomenjiazhenjinbaiyinjide!nihuihun,jiubixutui!”

“wohuitui。”wozhishizheta,“dannimenqianwodeshiliuwanjiu,yebixuyifenbushaodihaijiwo。fouze,womenjiufatingshangjian。”

“你!”江哲气结。

“haole。”luchenzhongyuzaicikaikou,dapolejiangju。

tajiangzhangdansuishoudijizhuli,maikaizhangtui,huanhuanzoudaowomianqian。

tabiwogaochuyigetouhaiduo,qiangdadeqichangrangwoxiayishidipingzhulehuxi。

“陈**,是吗?”

我点点头。

“zuoweijiudianfang,wobuxiwangwodekerenzaiwodedipanshang,shoudaorenhebugongzhengdedaiyu。”tadeshengyinhenpingjing,quedaizheyizhonglingrenxinfudeliliang。

“jintiandeshiqing,shushishufei,dajiayoumugongdu。ruguojiangxianshenghejiangtaitaiduifeiyongyouyiyi,wodefawutuanduihenleyigentamentan。”

taqingmiaodanxiedeyijuhua,querangjiangjiamuzidelianseshunjiancanbai。

genwuxingjijiudiandefawutuanduitan?tamennayouneigedanziheziben。

“zhiyuni,”luchendemuguangzhongxinluohuiwoshenshang,neishuangshensuideyanmouli,sihuzangzhemouzhongwokanbudongdeqingxu,“nizuodehenhao。”

我愣住了。

他是在……夸我?

“yigedongdejishizhisun,bingqietounaoqingxidenvren,yuanbiyijianpiaoliangdehunshagengyoujiazhi。”

tashuowan,congxizhuangkoudailinachuyizhangmingpian,didaowomianqian。

“zheishiwodemingpian。ruguonixuyaorenhefalvyuanzhu,huozhe……xuyaoyifenxingongzuo,keyidazheigedianhua。”

全场哗然。

suoyourendouyongyizhongbukesiyideyanshenkanzhewo,fangfowozouleshenmetiandadehaoyun。

jiangzhedeyanjinggengshijidudeyaopenchuhuolai。

wokanzheneizhangshejijianyuequezhigangaojideheisemingpian,shangmianzhiyouyichuandianhuahe“luchen”lianggezi。

shangyishi,woweilejiangzhe,fangqilezijizhengzhengrishangdeshiye,huiguijiating,zuihouluodeyiwusuoyou。

zheiyishi,wojuebuhuizaizhongdaofu-zhe。

woshenchushou,jieguoleneizhangmingpian。

“谢谢你,陆总。”

jiuzaiwozhijianchupengdaomingpiandeyishunjian,liufenturanxiangfengleyiyangpuguolai。

“buzhunna!nizheigebuyaoliandenvren!haimeigenwomenjiaazheduanganjing,jiuxianggoudabiedenanrenle!”

tamianmuzhengning,shenshoujiuyaolaiqiangwoshoulidemingpian。

wobayanjishoukuai,yibajiangtatuikai,nuhoudao:“nizheigefengpozi!jiwogunkai!”

场面再度失控。

jiangzheyechongleshanglai,xianglapianjia。

wodebanniangmen,jiangjiadeqinqi,quandouluanzuoyituan。

wobeiwobamajinjinhuzaishenhou,lengyankanzhezheichangchouloudenaoju。

hunluanzhong,luchenzhishiweiweicumei,tashenhoudeliangmingbaobiaolikeshangqian,bufeichuihuizhilijiujiangsapodejiangjiamuzizhizhu。

“batamenqingchuqu。”luchendeshengyinlenglexialai。

“是,陆总。”

liufenhejiangzhebeibaobiaojiazhe,haizaibutingdizhouma。

“chenxinizheige**!nibudehaosi!”

“womenjiangjiabuhuifangguonide!”

wochongerbuwen,zhishiditou,jiangneizhangmingpianxiaoxinyiyidifangjinlekoudaili。

闹剧终于收场。

luchenduiwobamaweiweihanshou,suanshizhiyi,ranhouzhuanshen,daizhetaderenlikaile。

zishizhizhong,tadoumeiyouzaiduokanwoyiyan,fangfogangcaideyiqie,zhishijushouzhilao。

fangjianlizhishengxiawomenyijiaren,hemandidelangjie。

womazhongyurenbuzhu,baozhewokulechulai。

“wokeliandenvera……”

woqingqingpaizhetadebei,xinliqueyichangpingjing。

“ma,bieku。gaikude,bushiwomen。”

wonachushouji,dangzhebamademian,bajiangzheheliufendelianxifangshi,quanbulahei。

ranhou,wojisumanfalezuihouyitiaoxinxi。

“wojiniyitianshijian,banicongwozheilinazoudedongxi,yiyangyiyangdihaihuilai。fouze,nizanghunxiedejiudianjiankong,jiuhuichuxianzainifumuhenixuexiaodeluntanshang。”

发完,拉黑,删除。

干脆利落。

shoujipingmuanxiaqu,yingchuwolengjingdelian。

zhonghuoyishi,wobuhuizaiweizheixiebuzhidederenlangfeiyifenyimiao。

wodexinrensheng,caiganggangkaishi。

raner,wohaimeilaidejiguihuaweilai,yigemoshengdehaomajiufalaileyitiaoduanxin。

duanxinneironghenduan,querangwoshunjiantoupifama。

“chenxi,niyiweiniyinglema?youxi,caiganggangkaishi。shunbianshuoyiju,nigaozhongshideneibenriji,xiedezhenjingcai。”