kanzheheidianhuanghuangyouyoufeiguolai，jiangchuanxinliyiwantoucaonimabentengerguo。
heneidongxidiyicijianmianjiubeizhalegeqihunbasu，chadianbaxiaomingdiudiao，zheidouxianhouhuanlelianggedifangle，haibusixindezhuiguolai，zhendeshicunxinyaobazijiqifudaosile？
kanleyanshouxindediantuan，jiangchuanmolemoxiaba，“nishuozheidongxinengbunengbatazhaxialai？”
“yizheigeleituandedaxiao，xiangbatazhaxialaibutairongyi。”
yanxiaolanyibanyiyandao，“buguoyonglianggeyinggaikeyi。”
xiangdaoliushuduizheizhijiaquedezhongshi，jiangchuanyanzhuyizhuan，xiaomimidekanxiangyanxiaolan，“xiaolanya，dengxiawoqingnichikaoniaohaobuhao？”
“好啊好啊。”
tiqichide，yanxiaolanlijilailexingqu。
“neidengxiabatazhaxialai，nibangwoanzhutaxingbuxing？”
kanzheyuelaiyuejindejiaque，yanxiaolanjieliandiantou，jiangchuanfaxianxiaonizijuranhaitoutouyanlekoushui。
heyanxiaolanshanglianghao，jiangchuanlazhetaduodaoyikedashuhoumian，youchaotabileyigexushengdeshoushi。
bankongzhizhong，jiaoxiaoshengzhenzhen，“songbao，nimendaoshizhuiguolaia？laia，nimendaoshilaia！”
junyingfangxiangliangsanzhixiaoduizhengzhanzaijunyingmenkou，ranerquebingmeiyoujizhechongruhuanchongdai。
huanchongdaitongchangshizhanzhengshiqidezhanchang，duiyujunduilaishuo，wangwangjinruhuanchongdaiyijingbiaoshizhanzhengkaishi，zaimeiyoukaizhandeshihou，jinruhuanchongdaihuidangzuoduiyaoshoumendetiaoxin。
luorijuntuanderenwushizuzhiyaoshoujinruwangguojingnei，tiaoxinyaoshouzhudongfadongzhanzhengbingbushitamendezeren。
keshitingzhebankongzhongyaoshoudejiaoxiao，junyingmenkoudeshibingwubuqidetiaojiao。
“siniao，youbenshinibiepao！”
“kao，bujiushikaozheyouchibangma？chizaobeileipixialai！”
“made，sheinengbatagaoxialai，wojiurentazuodage！”
“止声！”
suizherenqunhouchuanlaiyidaohechisheng，shibingmenzheicaianjingxialai。
renqunfenkai，yidaozhuangshuoshenyinghuanbuzouzhirenqian，shenshangkuijiashanghendaodao，nongmeihumu，shenshangdaizhebunuziweideqishi。
jiandaozheiren，shibingmenfenfenxingli。
“将军！”
“neiyaoshoufeitongyiban，jiranliubuxialaijiufangtalikaiyeba。”
jiangjunyijuhuabianjizheijianshiqinghuashanglejuhao，chaozhouweikanleyiyan，cumeidao，“zhouhuni？”
“zhoufujiangyuneiyaoshou*jiaoshoushibeiyinleyizhao，zhengzaijunyineibianchuliyanjing。”
“dengxiarangzhouhuzhaowo。”
liuxiazheimeyijuhua，jiangjunzhuanshenhuilejunying。
bankongzhongdejiaquehaizaimamalieliedexiuruzhongjiangshi，“wokannimenjiushiyiqunsongbao，bujiuzhangzherenduoqifudaye？dengdaodayehuitouxiulianjishinian，baoguandadenimenkudiehanniang，ranhoubadiaonimenzheikedingzi，zhangquzhirufanyangjingnei，rangnimendewangshanglaoerguizaidayejiaoxiabangdayemozhuazi。”
jiaquezhengmadexingqi，junyingzhizhongyidaoyinguangshunjianfeichu，zhayanjianbianlaidaojiaquemianqian。
“我的妈！”
jiaquebeiheleyitiao，mengyishouchibang，shenzijisuxialuo，kankanduoguoneidaoyinguang，huitouwangleyiyan，jimangladigaoduchaozheluorisenlinfeiqu。
yinguangmeinengyijujibijiaque，junyingzhongneiweiyemeizaicichushou，zhongzhonghengleyisheng，bianmeilexiawen。
duozaianchuguankanlequanchengdejiangchuanyeshijingdemudengkoudai，neidaoyinguangfenmingshiyidaojianshi，congjunyingzhongshedaoluorisenlinbianyuan，jiangjinyigonglideshecheng，chushouneirendebeiligaiyouduodaa？
rongbudeduoxiang，jiangchuancuodongshouzhi，liangkedianhuyuedongdeleituanchuxianzaizhangxin，erqiedaxiaobizhiqianduifuyanxiaolandedayiquan。
beiyinguanghedehunshenfamao，neijiaquezaiyebuganfeigao，zheidaoshijilejiangchuanhendabianli。
xiangzhezaijunyinglibeizheijiahuozhadeneiyixia，jiangchuanjiumanduzidehuoqi。
“干娘的一炮！”
jiuzaijiaquejijiangjiejinluorisenlin，jingshenzuiweisongxiedeshihou，xiafanghuranfeichuliangkebaiseqiuzhuangwu。
“youmaifu？”ganjuezhebaiqiuzhongshuxideliliang，jiaqueditoukanleyiyan，duanxiangdepiankegongfu，baiqiuyijingtiedaoletadelianshang，“wo、wodema！”
“hong”deyishengzhenxiang，jiaquezhijiebeileiguangfugai，erjunyingfangxiangshangweiliqudeshibingmenpengqiaokandaozheiyimu，dunshixiangqiyizhenhuanhusheng。
“haha，siniao，haidese！beileipileba！”
leiguangsanqu，bankongzhongdejiaquechouchujixia，zaiyehuibudongchibang。
kanzhezhizhiluoxiadejiaque，jiangchuanchaoyanxiaolandalegeshoushi。
wenzhekongzhongdedandankaorouwei，yanxiaolanxingchongchongdechongleguolai，yibalaoqidishangdejiaquejiuwangsenlinzhongpaoqu。
jiangchuangenzaiyanxiaolandeshenhou，jingenzhepaojinleluorisenlin。
zheishitaganggangheyanxiaolanshuohaode，yidanzhuazhujiaque，jiuwangluorisenlinlipao，yigonglizhangdehuanchongdaikongkuangwuwu，zaineilishoushizheizhisijiaquekendinghuibeirenkandao。
zaisenlinlishoushizheijiahuo，yishiyinbi，buyongdanxinhuibeirendarao，erze，jiangchuanchulaizhadao，dasuancongzheijiahuozuilitaochudianyouyongdexiaoxi。
zhiyusenlinlideneixieyaoshou，tamenzhiyaobushen*，pengdaoyaoshoudejilvbingbuda。
liangrenmaozheyaowangsenlinzhongzouleshushimibiantinglexialai，aileliangkeleiqiujiaquejuranyijinghuifuleshenzhi，cishizhengshandongzhechibangshitucongyanxiaolanshouzhongzhengtuochulai。
“tengtengteng，kuaifangkaidaye！fouzedayeyaoshengqile！”
yanxiaolanyaoleyaotou，“bufang！”
“nizhidaodayeshisheima？kuaifangkaiwo，nihuihouhuide！”
jiuzaijiaqueweixiezheyanxiaolandeshihou，rangtashuxideganjuezaiduchuxian，manlianjingedeyaotou，zhijianyikebaiqiuzhengtiezaitadenaomenershang。
“wode......maa！”
kanzhejiaquehunshenzhiduosuo，jiangchuanzheicaijuedexinzhongdeyuqisanlejifen。
“死鸟，你好啊？”
huiguoshenlaidejiaquedingjingkanxiangjiangchuan，“shini！？”
“你还记得我？”
jiangchuannieleniequantou，yikeleiqiuhuanhuanfuxian，“zheiyangzuihao，zuiqimasidebuneimeyuanwang。”
“ge，dage，worencuo，wozhendecuole！”
dingzhejiangchuanshoulideleiqiu，jiaqueerhuabushuo，zhijierensong，kanzhejiaqueneikeniaotouyidianyidiandeyangzi，jiangchuanshoulideleiqiuhuranjiupaibuxiaqule。
“haiyouzheimewanerde？”
jiangchuanbenlaihaiyiweizheisiniaohuijianchigeneimeyishibanhuierde。
“nizuoweiyaoshoudeguqini？jiubunengfuyuwankangyixiaxia？”
“buwankang，buwankang！”
jiaquedingzheneileiqiu，kejingerdewangyanxiaolandeshoulisuo，“dage，zanbudongshou，youhuahaohaoshuo。”
jiuzaijiangchuanjuedehaowuchengjiugandeshihou，yanxiaolanhurankaikoudao，“duile，wojideleidianduiyaoshouyouewaideshanghaijiacheng。”
jiangchuanhuangrandawu，yanjiaoyuguangkanleyanxiaolandeshuangshouyiyan。
gangcaideyoubushaoleidianqingsadaoleyanxiaolandeshoushang，keshitadeshoushanglianyisijiaoheisedoumeiyou。
“jiranshizheiyangdehua......”
jiangchuanheiheizhixiao，shoulideleiqiuzhangdabushao，jianzhuang，jiaqueniaotouzhihuangzuilisihanbuduan。
“dagedage，wocuole！biedongshou！bie......aa！”