第5章真假男神
「wodeweixinyijingbeitamenkongzhile，pengyouquanzhaopianyedoushiaihuanlianniezaode，genniliaotiandeshiqingqingbushiwo！」
suiranshiqingfeiyisuosi，danlianxiangdaochuanyueqiankesitaxiangdelinze，meiyoushenmebukeneng。
「woxinnibuquxinjiapo，danshiwogaizenmejiunini？」
「yiqiedouwanle，woyijinghuibuqule。wobangzhetamenzaishejiaoruanjianzuoshazhupan，zhapianlejishiweinvxing，jinegaodajiqianwan，jiusuanhuiguowoyeyaozuolao。」
「nihuiguokenenghuizuolao，dannibuhuiguokenenghuisia！」
zheitiaoshejidaolinzesiwangdexinxi，shizhongfasongbuchuqu。
woxinlizheji，keshiyouwufazhishuo，jidezhidiaoyanlei。
「ruguokeyi，xiaoruninengbunengtiwozhaokanyixiawobama，tamenjiuwoyigehaizi。」
neibianlinzekanwoyizhibuhuixiaoxi，youfalaiyitiaoxiaoxi。
「nifangxin，shushuayiwohuibangmangzhaokan，niwoyehuixiangbanfajiuchulai。」
「xiaoru，niweishenmeduiwozheimehaoa？」
「shagua，dangranshiyinweiniduiwoyehenhaoa，yaobushinitixingwo，wochayidianjiuyaobeipianqumiandianle。」
「woyidianyebuhao，zhuangzuobuzhidaonixihuanwo，kechidixiangshouzheniduiwodeguanxin。」
「haha，neishiyinweizanliangdoushiyangoua，nixihuanlamei，woxihuannaigou。」
linzezheixiaozizangdegoushen，woyizhiyiweizijianlianderenguibuzhi，jieguoqueshisimazhaozhixin，ganga。
huakailiangduo，gebiaoyizhi。
xiangrenzhihou，linzemingmianshangjixuhuamingjinrongxiaokai「yajin」gaoshazhupan，mihuozhapianjituan，sidixiatongguoanyugaosuwo「liewu」dexinxi，rangwolianxijingfangtiqianbufang，zhengqudaizuiligong。
wozejixuheweixinshangdejialinzezhenqingqingxuyuweishe，shengchenggongsijiaxinwanliu，fumuyebutongyi，wozaiyouyuqubuquxinjiapo。
「dengniyihoudingjuxinjiapo，keyibashushuayiyedaiguolaia，meiyouyuyanzhangai，yiliaoyegengyoubaozhang。」
yeqingqinghaibusixin，kanyangzihencanlewo。
wosuirananlianguolinze，danshitamenzaiyiqihou，wozhudongbixianjianshaolewanglai，jiusuanbuxiqingqingdongzhelaheilinzeyixinghaoyoudexingwei，yecongmeizailinzemianqianshuoguotadebushi。
shenmeshenchoudahenrangtafeiyaobawopianqumiandian？