第五章 这小子居然还有心思撩妹?!

diwuzhangzheixiaozijuranhaiyouxinsiliaomei?!

zhengqihuayideduiliezhongjiazaleyitiaoxingmudedanmu。

“nimenhaiyoumeiyouyidiantongqingxinle?renxiaohuozizhengqingchunnianhua,chufalesiwangzhengzhao,zaoyulezheiyangdebuxing,nimenzheixierenjingrandangchengxiaoliaolaikan,nimendeliangxinni?”

cihuayichu,limajiuzaodaowushuwangyoudefanbo。

“nihaoshengmu,shouqinineidiankeliandelianminxin,zheigeshijiexianzaibianchengleshenmeyangzi,nibuqingchuma?shenfayuannian!nizhidaoshenfadeyisima?sishenyaochengfazhenggerenlei!”

“yexuxiayigeyiwaisiwangdejiushini,jiushiwo,yongbuleduojiu,zhenggerenleidouhuimiewang,daoneigeshihounihainengtongqingshei?lianminshei?”

“meicuo,chenxianzaizanmenhainenghuozheshangwang,zhenxizheizuihoudekuanghuanba!”

“ruguoyouyitian,wojinleshenweijudeanquanwu,dajiahuoeryekeyisuiyidiaokan,yongwocunhuodeshijianlaixiazhu,buguoxiwangdajianengjiwoshuadianliwu,wofumunianjidale,youleqianyekeyixiangshoujitianshehuaderizi。”

wanqianwangyouzaizhibojianfasongdanmu,zilixingjiantouzheyizhonglingrenzhixideqingxu——juewang!

“yo,zheixiaozihaitingyouyiside,jingrandiaoxiqilewoxiaidechenyisheng。”

“zheicaimingbaode,haha,xiaohuozixinlisuzhibucuoa,douhuobuguosantianle,haiyouxinsikaiwanxiao。”

“xuedaolexuedaole,woyaoshijinleanquanwu,yexianlaifenyijinniuroubanliangmiandeniuroumian!”

“haha,kanlaidajiaduiniuroumianzheidaomeishiyouzhehenshendezhiniana!”

“xiazhulexiazhule,woduyihaoshouhaizhehuobuguo24xiaoshi!”

“zheixiaozixintaikeyi,wodutanenghuoguo48xiaoshi!!”

“**,huoguo60gexiaoshidepeilvzheimegaoma,wotamasuohale!”

直播画面中。

chenjiedongzuoqingrouditiyanjunqingliwanshangkouhou,yanjunliangyanzhishiduifang,huranrenzhendishuoleju:“chenyisheng,gangcaiyouneimeyishunjian,wojuedenijiushiwodetianshi!”

jianchenjiemeimouduoshan,yanjunjixushuodao:“meinv,wocainixianzaikendinglianhongle,nengzhaixiakouzhao......”

“小屁孩!”

chenjieqingchenyisheng,lianmanglikaile。

shunjian,wanqianwangyouzhaguole。

“**,womeitingcuoba?zheixiaozitajingranzai......zailiaochenyisheng!”

“dananjiangzhi,juranhaiyouxinsiliaomei,niubi!”

“zheiyetaitamaroumaleba!”

“roumama?wojuedehaihaoa,bineixietuweiqinghuahaoduole。”

“loushangdeshimeizima?”

“duiya。zheixiaogegebujinzhangdeshuai,haizheimehuiliao,haokexia!”

“ng,wodongle,guaibudewodanshenershinian,wozheijiuquzhaowodenvshenduixian!”

chenjiezouhou,kuanchangdefangzilijiushengxiayanjunyigeren。

“打开系统面板!”

宿主:严君

年龄:18

zonghetizhi:86(manfenwei100)

nengli:yujianweilai(yici)

功德点:4点。

“suzhushifoukaiqichoujianggongneng?”

“先不急。”

yanjunxiangdaozijihaiyouyici‘yujianweilai’denengli,xiangdangyuduoleyitiaoming,suijiwendao:“xitong,ruguowozaishuijuedeshihouzaoyuweiji,neiyujianweilaidechaonenglihuitixingwoma?”

“huide,suzhuzhiyaomianlinsiwangweixie,huizidongqidonggainengli。”

“那我就放心了。”

OK,完全不慌。

yushi,yanjunguoduanshangchuangshuijue,kandewanqianwangyoumenshidadieyanjing。

youmeiyougaocuo?nisuishidoukenenghuisi,jingranhaiyouxinsishuijue?

nitamadaoshizhengdianhuochulaia!!

......

江城。

神卫总局。

yijianruodadehuiyishili,jishirenyiciluozuo。

younanyounv,younianzhangzhe,yeyounianqingren,wuyiliwaiquandouchuanzheshenweijugongzuorenyuanteyoudezhifu。

tamenshizheizuochengshishenweijudegaocengrenwu,meigerendoushijingtiaoxixuanchulaiderenzhonglongfeng。

tamendegongzuojiushixiangjinyiqiebanfazuzhisishensiyishougeputongminzhongdeshengming,rangrenleinenggoushishidaidaimianyanxiaqu。

huiyizhuojintoudedapingmushang,fenchenglesangeshijiaodehuamian。

fenbieshisanduanshijimiaozuoyoudeshipin。

yigeshijiaotongjudejiankongluxiang,lingwailianggezeshixingchejiluyipaishedehuamian。

sanduanshipindejiaodianquanbudouhuijuzaineiliangheisedesuvshang。

“nidayede,jiwoshankai!”

......

“下车!”

......

“快跑啊!”

砰!

sanduanshipinyijingbeixunhuanbofanglesanshiduobianle,danshizaichangdezhongrenmeiyouyigeluchubunaifandeshense,fanergegeshenqingsumu,sihubeishipinzhongneishengsiyishunjiandejinzhangqifenjiganranle,daqidoubuganchuyisheng。

zuizhongdehuamian,suvfenbiebeidianxianganzabianhebeibaisejiaochezhuangchudakeng,zhoukeheyanjunliangrenanranwuyangdizhanzailubian。

“dajia......fabiaoyixiazijidekanfaba。”weishouxiangmaozhouzhengdezhongniannanrenlvxiankaikoudao。

huiyishineichenmolepianke,lingyizhongniannanzikaikoule:“congshipinziliaoshanglaikan,zheigejiaoyanjundegaosanxueshengfanyingfeichangminjie,congbazhoukenaodaiandao......keke,andaofuzuoweishang,zaidaojiuxiazhoukezheiyixiliededongzuoganjinglisuo。”

zhoukeshunjianganjuezijiyanmiansaodi,yingzhetoupijieshidao:“zheiyidianwowenguoyanjunle,taqueshilianguowu。”

hualuo,zhoukemianluyisicankuizhise,zhongrenhuixindixiaolexiao,bingmeiyouduojiachaofeng。

huiyishilideqifendaoshihuanhelexuduo。

“chaoziranxianxiangdeshiqingzanmenjiubushuole。”

yigedaiyanjingdenanzishuodao:“neimewentilaile,zheigeyanjuntashizenmezhidaodianxianganhuiturandaoxia,baisechelianghuituranshikongde?congshipinziliaolaikan,zheidouzaitahezhoukeliangrendeshixianmangquli。jibianbaisechelianghaojieshi,dandianxiangandaoxiakeshiwushengwuxide。”

“ruguoyanjuntiqianzaichelikandaoledianxianganyaodaoxia,zaiquqiangxingandaozhoukekaimenxiachedehua,shijianshangmingxianshilaibujide。”

hualuo,zhongrenfenfenbiaoshirentong,changmianshunjiananjinglexialai,muguangquandoufangzailezhoukeshenshang。

zhoukeliangshouyitan,mianlukuxiao:“wowenguoyanjunle,tashuotashicaide,zheixiaoziguidehen,wohuaiyitameishuoshihua。”

“huoxu......zheigeyanjundediliuganchaochuchangrenni?”yimingnvxingpaochulezijideguandian。

众人若有所思。

zheigeguandianqueshiyouxiexuanxue,danshixixiangyixia,haishiyoujifenkenengxingde。

tamenyezhidao,guangtaolunshitaolunbuchujieguode。

zhongyaodeshi,jiexialaigaizenmeban。

“wojianyilikegongbuzheisanduanshipinziliao,bingzheshoudiaochayanjundequanbuxinxi。”daiyanjingnanzitiyi。

“同意!”

“同意!”

“yanxia,minzhongmenpoqiexuyaowanqiangshenghuoxiaqudexiwangle,zheisanduanshipinhuoxunengshouhuoqixiao。”