第三章
dangjietongxuecanjiajinianriyanhuidechezitingzaitangongyihaobieshudemenkoushi，tamenquandoushayanle。
weidushenjiaojiaohaiziwoyouyueganbaopengdihengleyisheng。
“yuanlainilaogongjiushiwolaogongdeneigepengyoua？”
“buguonimenyetaihanchenle，bangejinianrijiuhuidouyaojiewolaogongdefangzi。”
tamuguangdaliangdiluozaiwoshenshang，gengshibuxiedichileyisheng。
“nvrena！haishiyaocaliangyanjing，buyaoyimenxinsidijijinhaomen！”
“buranbeirenpianle，jialegekongyouqiaozidejiaerdai，xiangchuqu**douyoudiannabuchushouni！”
tashenzhixiangwoaomandefahua：“jishuya，nixianzaigenwoditoupeilidaogeqian，shuonicuole，kanzaiyiqiandoushitongxuedefenshang，womianweiqinandefangguoni，burandehua......”
tayaoleyixiashouji，deyiyangyangdishuo——
“xinbuxinwoyigedianhua，jiubanicongzheiliganchuqu？”
我都快被气笑了。
kepianpianjiuyouxierenyuanyipengshenjiaojiaodechoujiao。
“jishuyazhenshitaikelianle，jialegeweifuhao，tagaibuhuishixiangnajiaojiaojiadefangzi**ba？”
“mingzhidaohuibeidalian，zenmegande？kenengshibeitalaogongpianle？”
“zezeze，zanmendexiaohuajuranbeizhapianfangongle！”
“jishuya，woquannihaishikuaidiandaoqianba，buranjiaojiaozhenbafangzishouhuiqu，nilianbanyanhuidechangdidoumeiyoule，jintianlailezheimeduokeren，wanyibadajialiangzaidajieshang，neibushigengjiadiuren？”
jianwobuweisuodong，shenjiaojiaogengshiqidaolejidian。
“hao，nibujiwodaoqianshiba？wozheijiurangwolaogonggennilaogongquxiaohezuo！”
“yihoubieshuobieshu，yigezieryebuhuijiejini，nijiudengzhebaozhenideweifuhaolaogongkuquba！”
“daoneishihounijiusuanxiaguijiwodaoqiandoumeiyonge！”
tahaizhennachushoujiyaodadianhua。
wotiaoletiaomei，youxieqidai。
danxiayike，menkouchuanlaisaodongdeshengyin。
yilianghaochetingkaozaibieshubian，jiuyourenxixisusudeyilunshuo‘gushaolaile’！
shenjiaojiaodangjiguaduanledianhua，bingdeyidiluchulexiaorong。
“kandaomei？wolaogonglaile！”
“wodaoyaorangtakankannijiujingshishenmeniuguisheshen！”
shenjiaojiaobonongleyixiayingloufengdelifu，zaizhongrendezhushixia，zouzaibieshuzuizhongjianpushedehongtanshang。
haimeikandaoguyanli，tajiujiaodididihanleyisheng：“laogong——”
neiroumeideyindiaoqianhuibaizhuande，buzhidaodehaiyiweishinatiaoshejingzhuanshi。
danxiayike，guyanlijinguihaokandelianchuxianzailesuoyourendemianqian。
tachongzheshenjiaojiaoxiaolexiao，bingshenchuleshou。
“老婆，来——”