第1章
“啪！”
gangtajinmujiaketing，muxingzhijiubeiyingmianzalaidebaozhijizhong。
molemobeizadetonghongdeyuanrunbitou，tashixianluozaijiaobian，zhengzhenghaohaotankaideyulebanmianshang。
【mujiasanxiaojie，yiyeyusanmingnanzijiudianyehui！】
qiaoqiaozhei**renshenshangxiansudebiaoti，jijuyinrenrushengdejingbaoxiaoguo！
tadouxiangjixiexinwendebianjijiajituile！
“niezhang！chusheng！nizenmebuqusi！”
muhaijidongdetuomohengfei，zhengzhazheyaocongshafashangzhanqilai。
kanneiyangzi，bachengshixiangshanta。
muxingzhilenglengdandandexiao，ditoumanbujingxindebainongzhezijideshuijingzhijia。
“mulaoye，woquanninlaoxiaoxiaoqi，shentishizijide，qihuailesheipei？”
“ni！nizheigebuyaoliandexiaochusheng！zaozhidaowozaojiugaiqiasini！qiasini！”
“duidui，ninzaojiugaiwochushengdeshihoujiuqiasiwo。xianzaihouhuiyemeiyongle。”
“xingzhi，nizenmezheiyanggennibabashuohuaa，kuaidianjinibabadaoqian。”
suxinrujianfengchazhen，zaifunvjiliedezhengchaozhongcaozheyikoububiaozhundediadiaqiang，cuzhelindaiyusideliuyemei，yibianshuo，yibiantouxiao。
muxingzhizuiexinta，yezuipeifuta。
bangdakuanbangdemingmuzhangdan，haiyi29suide“gaoling”rongdengtajimubaozuo。
“sujiejie，mulaoyeyejiusuanle，nisuannagencong？natousuan？wojiaonilema？sheiyunxunigenwodahuade？”
muxingzhihualuo，suxinrujiubianlelianse。
“laogong，nikanxingzhi！”
muhaishizaiyerenbuzhu，jibuguolai。
taiqishoujiushiyibazhang，fanshouyoushiyibazhang。
“sangenande！yiwanshangnigensangenande！sange......mujiadeliandoubeinidiujinle！nigexiaochusheng！”
“jiushima，haoburongyijinianpaihaodeqinshiyechuile。zhangjiayizaojiudadianhualai，yaotuihunni！”suxinruhaixianzheishibugouda，menglejingerdeshanfengdianhuo。
muhaitingba，haimeixiaoxiaqudeqiyou“cengcengceng”dewangshangcuan。
taiqishouhaiyaozaida，kezheihui，tabeimuxingzhiwozhuleshoubei。
“ni！nigan！”humudengyuan，tataiyangxueqingjindoubaochulaile。
muxingzhizuijiaoyangqi，moudiboguanglinlin，“sangenande。ng，woqueshihesangenandequjiudianlaizhe。neiwoyaoshuowomendouleyiwanshangdedizhu，ninxinma？”
“畜生！”
zichaoyixiao，muxingzhifangkaimuhaidetongshi，tuihouyibu，“yeshi，woyebuxin。”
tatouyebuhuidewangwaizou，shenhou，muhaidezhoumashengzhuisui：“niezhang！chusheng！nigunlejiubiezaihuilai！chusheng......”
tiaoshangzijihuohongsedemashaladi，muxingzhiyigepiaoliangdeshuaiwei，shilimujiazhaizi。
张家的婚事？
呵！
taconglaijiumeibazheimenhunshidanghuishi。
zhangjiazairongchengbuguomoliu，tamuxingzhiyaojia，jiujiarongchengshenjiazuigui，pinangzuijia，zuibuhaoredenanren。
zongshangsuoshu，zhiyouyigerenfuhetadebiaozhun。
......
夜色如墨。
酒吧男洗手间里。
“xuexiaojie，qingzizhong。”nanrenjianmeiweicu，shengyindichen，yinsejiweihaoting。
“zizhong？renjiabuyaozizhongma。azhan，woyaoniwenwo！”
shuozhehua，yishanbuzhengqidexuejiayizhudongpanshangnanrendebojing，duzhehongchuncoushangqu。
nanrenmoudishanguoyisiyane，jiuzailiangrenzuichunmashangyaopengdaodeqianyimiao，xishoujiandemenbeirenyonglituikai。
“不好意思。”
qiaoshengsheng，wumeiyanlidenvrenkaozaimenkuangshang，haozhengyixiadekanzheliangren。
xuejiayimengdihuitoukanguolai，nvrenshixianhetazhuangshang，zuijiaohuduyangqigengdahudu，mingmeicanxiao：“buhaoyisi，mafannibanidezhuazicong，”
dunleyixia，nvrenyouduishangnanrenpojushenyidemou，xiaorongjiashen：“congwonanrenshenshangnakai，xiexie。”
“ni，nanren？”xuejiayijiannandefenxizhezheijigezi，shoubeiyijiulaolaodeguazainanrenbojingshang。
yanjingtouzheyinleng，tabuxiedelengchi：“shenjingbing！gunchuqu！”
youzhongxiao，yueshimeiliyueshiyoudu，heduhuayigexingzhi。
ercishi，muxingzhizuijiaozhanfangdeneimo，yejiushile。
meiyoutinghuade“gunchuqu”，tafanermaibuzoushangqian，zailiangrenmianqianzhanding。
taxianxideshouzhidashangxuejiayidewanzi，yigeqiaojinger。
zhitingxuejiayijianxidetongjiao，beipofangkaileshou，jinjiezheyoubeimuxingzhijiuzhuletoufa。
muxingzhixinneiqingtan，tabenlaibuxiangyongzheimepofudeshouduan，dansheirangzanmenxuexiaojiebutinghua，meiyanlijianni。
jintianshitaheweilaizhangfudediyimian，jiuzheimehuile，zhenshikexi。
xiangzhe，muxingzhichenxuejiayimeifanyingguolai，jielatoufadedongzuobatazhuaidaoshence，yaotundingshangxuejiayidekuagu，yongliwangpangbiandingkai。
yixiliedongzuo，xingyunliushui，shuidaoqucheng。
xuejiayilangbeidiedao，zhijieshadiao。
paipaishou，muxingzhiqinghuchuyikouqi，yangqiliankanzhemianqiannanren。
tapifuxiangciwawayiyangjingzhibaixi，wuguanpiaoliangdaozhaobuchuyidianpozhan。
yishuangyanjingshengdezuihao，yanweigouledejiaogehuoren。
zhuangshangnanrenmoudideyouguang，muxingzhixiaodegengjiahaokan。
dianqijiao，tacoujinnanrendeer，ruanpapadenvshengzuanjinnanrenerwo。
“genwolai，zenmeyang？”
shuowan，muxingzhishenshouchezhunanrendelingdai。
nanrenbochunwanqi，mouseyishanerguoliguang，xiayimiaojiuzheimeguaiguaideyoutachezhelingdai，daichulexishoujian。
门合上。
conggangcaijiushadiaodexuejiayihouzhihoujuehuiguoshen，zhuichuqudeshihou，nalihaiyouneiliangrendeyingzi！
fenhendeyaoyaduojiao，xuejiayihenbudebamuxingzhidaxiebakuai！
......
batai，liangzhigaojiaoyi，liangbeijiu，lianggeren。
xuannaodeyinlehaishiciyandedengguang，yijiniuquchenggezhongjiaodu、gezhongzitaide，wuchilifengkuangdenannvdoushibeijing。
tamendeshijie，anjingdexiangyifujingzhidehua。
nieshanghongjiubei，muxingzhiqingqingyihuang，kanxinghongsedeyetizhuangjibeibi，xuanlanchengyaoniedetumizhihua。
“tangzhan，womenjiehunba。”
helekoujiu，muxingzhikaimenjianshan。
tangzhanwenyan，shenkedexiahexianxiantiaoweiweisongdong，yingsunbanxilidemoulianyan，yangleyihongqingguang。
takaikou，shengyinlengning：“nijiranzhidaowoshishei，jiugaizhidaowodehunshiduitangjia，tangshilaishuoyiweizheshenme。”
“wozhidaoa。”muxingzhixiaorongtianmei，danshouzhizhexiaba，tiaomei：“rangwoxianziwojieshaoyixia，woshimu......”
“muxingzhi。”tangzhanjieguohuatou，buchongwanzheng。
muxingzhiyanjingyiliang，yuqinanyanjingxi，“yuanlainirenshiwo！”
“mujiasanxiaojie，nidemingqizairongchengkebusuanxiao。”nanrendeshengyinmeiyouyisiqifu，tingbuchuxinu。
muxingzhishuangmoudeliangguangshurananlean，zichaoyixiao。
是啊。
sishenghuojiduhunluan，renrentuoqidemusanxiaojie。
她可是臭名昭著。