第三章你有病

xiaolindabuwangqian,yibazhuaguowangsiniandegebo,sihaobuzaiyitayinweitongtengzhouqidemei,ershishifendashengdezhiwenzhe:“niqunale?weishenmecaihuilai。”

wangsinianshangxiadaliangleyixiaxiaolin,querenmeiyouwenti,caibamuguangzhuanxiangleloushangdeliling,sheizhililingquexinxudeduojinleshufang,wangsinianzheicaichajuezijibeisuanjile,zhuanshenjiuyaolikai。

“lailejiuxiangzou,nibashengfushanzhuangdangshenmele?”

wangsinianmeiyouqukanxiaolinneinubukejiedeyan,yinweitadeyipinyijudouhuiqiandongzhezijidexin,wulunshinaonuhaishinanguo,ruguotazhendebuzaiyile,tayagenbuhuidiuxiashenbingxin,yilujiaocaiyoumen,lianchuanghongdengjiuweileguolaiquerenzheigerenshifouanhao。

“dangbinguana,nanbuchengdangzijidejia,nandaomeicinibushufuma?”

qingtiaodeyanyuchenggongjinulexiaolin,tazhuazhedeshougengjiayonglileqilai,yankuangxinghong,xiangshiyitoubeijinudexiaolu,suiranfennudanshirangrenbujinxintengjifen。

“wangsinian,nizaijiwoshuoyibian!youbenshinizaijiwoshuoyibian!”

xiaolinxiangshifalefengbandezhiao,yanjingyizhabuzhadedingzhewangsinian,xiangshiyaobatasisuileyiban。

wangsinianqingpiaopiaodezhuanguoleshenzi,zuijiaoweiweixiaolexiao:“xiaolin,nengbunengbieyanle?niyiweiwoshisansuibandehaitong,rangnihuizhizelai?”

suiranhuahenqing,danshiyinrenzhebuyichajuedenuyi,wangsinianjinwozhequan,ruruobushiqinyankanjianxiaolinshizenmebifengjialirende,tapashijianbudexiaolinrucishangxindeyangzi,xianzaizaojiupushangqujiangrenhongdeyuntouzhuanxiangle。

“滚!”

xiaolinsongkailezhuazhewangsiniandeshou,dashengsihouzhe,ketingguoyukongkuang,jingranchuanlailehuisheng,wangsinianqingxiaoleyisheng,zhuanshenjiuzoule,hailiaoxialeyijuhua:“biemaican,niduiwolaishuoyihoujiushidirenle。”

pengdeyisheng,wangsinianliangqiangleyixia,houbeisuizhierlaidetengtongderangtarenbuzhuzhoumei,danshitahaishihaopiqideyaxianuhuo,buxiangzaiquhexiaolinyouguoduodejiuchan。

“nijintianzoudehua,wojiurangnimenwangjiazaihaishizaiwulizuzhidi!”

xiaolinkanzhebiandidebolisuipianheneijianjianyuanlideshenying,yongjinzuihouyikouqishuochulehenxindehua。

lilingduozaishufangnei,jiancijinghaishikuaibupaolexialai,xiaoxinyiyidexunwenxiaolinyoumeiyoushi。

“wushi,nihuiquba。”

jiuzaicishishoujizhendongleqilai,lilingdianlediantoujiuhexiaolindaolebie。

“yihoutashisishihuo,bubihewoshuo,nimeiqinyanjiandaonideqinrenbeibidecansizainiyanqian,suoyiwoquannibiechanhewohetadeshi,yaoburanyihouwomenyeshidirenle。”

lilingdalegehanzhan,xinxiangzhejintiandequeshizijiduoyule,keshitakexideshiwangridexiongdiqing,benyiweinengbangyiba,kanlaibuzhitarenshiyihouhaishibiechashoule。

xiaolinhuidaoleshufang,wozaidishang,xinjideyuelaiyuelihai,jiuzaihunguoqudeshunjiantahaoxiangkanjianletamenzhiqiankuailederizi。

“woshibukenengjieshouwangjiadechanyeni,woyouzijidelixiang。”

wangsinianzuozaishafashanghewangyanjulilizhengzhe,takebuxiangzuoyizhilongzhongque,chuguoliuxuelesannian,yijingxihuanleziyoudeziji,zenmekenengrenyouwangjiabaibu,keshizheiyichangmeiyouxiaoyandezhanzhengkebawangmamaweinanhuaile,yibianshizijidelaogong,yibianshisannianweijiandeerzi,bangsheihaoxiangyebushineimehuishi,zhinengmomoditanqi。

“nihunzhang!nizhibuzhidaonijianglaishiyaojichengwangjiade?”

wangyanqideduosuozhepaizhezhuozi,xingkuizheizhuozishichunjinkoudeyanban,yaoburanyiwangyanzheizanleshijiniandenuqi,henbudeyizhangpaisuilezhenzhenzheigenizi。

“wobuxihan,nijiwojieba。”

wangsinianwanzheshouji,manbujingxindeshuozhe,zheidaohaowangyanzhijienaqiguaizhang,yaodawangsinian,wangmamayikanbuhao,limaqilaihuzhewangsinian:“laogong,haizibijingganghuilai,nijitayiduanshijianshiyingshiyingma?zanerzizheimecongming,nixianrangtawanyizhen,dengtawanshutanle,jiurangtajingongsi。”

wangqianyecongloushangpaoxialai,yikanjiushizheixiaoziyourebabashengqile,paoguoqujiuchuaileyijiao:“kuaigun,biedaizhezheilirerenfan。”

suiranzuishangshifenxianqi,danshiquejilewangsinianyigeyanshen。

“haolei,wojiubudaraonimenle,wozheijiuzou。”

wangsinianchaolaojiebileyigeganxiedeshoushi,limaliuzhidaji。

“nimenjiuguanzhetaba,tazaiwaimianzheisannianzhengshimeigan,tanleduoshaonvpengyou?”

wangyanqidezuozaishafashangzhichuanqi。

“ba,bietitale,woherenquandehunlihaidewenwennindeyijianni,nishuojubangeshenmeyangdehaoni?”

wangyanzhidaotingdaolezheihua,lianshangdenusecaihuanlexialai。

zheiyijiarencaiheheqiqidezuozaizhuoshangxianliaozhe。

“jianghai,zainaa?chulaiheyibei?”

wangsiniankaizhepaocheweizhezhonghaidehaibianpaoleyiquanyouyiquan,zheiyiwangwujidelanhai,shibushidehaiyoujizhipanxuandehaiou,tingzhehailangpaidadeshengyin,xinqinghaojile。

“you,zheishihuilaile?woxianzaizaiwaimiantanshini,jinwanlaodifangjian。”

“好。”

yuanchudehaibianyouyigexiaoxiaodeshenying,haoxiangzhengzaiyibubuwanghailizouzhe,wangsinianjuedezheirendagaishixiangyaozisha,yijiaoyoumenhongleshangqu,daolefujindiancheziyidiu,jiupaoleguoqu,haishuihaishiyoudianliangyide,keshiwangsiniannagudeshangliangbuliang,putongputongdewanghailipaozhe,baxiaolinheleyitiaotingxiajiaobuhuitoukanlekan,liangrenbianpuzaiyiqidaojinlezheibingliangdehaishuizhong。

yidunzhetenglianggerencaizhanqilai,wangsinianlilelitoufakanzhexiaolin:“bushi,xiongdi,nizhangdezheimeshuai,haihuixiangbukai?”

“有病!”

xiaolinchuizhemouzi,shenseyinandeshuoleyiju,bianzhuanshenwanganshangzouzhe。