第6章 四叔,你个大骗子

“peng……”laotaiyeyouyongshouzhangdaletajixia,qinzibotengdeziya,zhuazhushouzhang,“ba,nidawozonggaijiwoyigeliyouba?”

laotaiyelengtayiyan,zhuaihuishouzhang,zuozaizhuweishang,“zaiganqifuwodeguaisun,nixianjiwogunchuqinjia。”

qinzibobuganzhixin,shouzhizheqinjingyu,“ba,nijingranweilezheihunzhangyaoganwo,wokeshiniweiyideqinerzi,nizheiyangduiwo,niduideqiwozaozaosiqudemama?”

tidaoneigeweijiutaersideqizi,laotaiyedeliansegengnankanle,shouzhangzhongzhongdeqiaozaidishang,“gun,nixianzaijiujiwogun。”

dangchuqinjianeidouyanzhong,ruobushizheiniezitanwan,qiziyebuhuiweilejiutaerwang。

kanzheshengnuzhongdelaotaiye,qinziboyebuganzaiwangshangcou,zhuanshenlikai。

“yeye,xiaoxiaoqi,weilezheizhongrenhuaileshenti,buzhide。”qinjingyuduanleyibeishuijita。

laotaiyeheleshui,tanlekouqi,“yuer,nifuqinbeiwohetamuqinchonghuaile,rihouworuobuzaile,nizhiguanbaotayishiwuyoujike。”

zuofuqinde,nanengbuaizijidehaizi,genghekuanghaishihezuiaidenvrenweiyidehaizi。

qinjingyubuhuiying,nazheshoupacalecazui,“ruanruanshangxuekuaichidaole,wosongtaquxuexiao。”

talaqihaizaichibaozidesuruanruanjiuwangwaizou。

suruanruanduizhezhuozishang**nendedabaozibushedeshenshou,“yeye,wohaiyaochi。”

benlaixinshizhongzhongdelaotaiyejiantazheiyang,xiaole,fenfulaoguanjiazhuangleyifenzaocandijita。

chulebieshu,hezhewenniunaidesuruanruankandaotingzaimianqiandeliangliangche,bujie,“sishu,bushinisongwoquxuexiaodema?”

qinjingyuweitadakaichemen,tazuojinqu,“jintiangongsideshibijiaoduo,wogaitianzaisongniquxuexiao。”

“wo……peng”chemenbeiguanshang,sijikaicheliqu。

suruanruanfenfendekenzheroubao,“shuohuabusuanshu,dapianzi……”

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daolebanji,yingmianerlaideshijilingyidunqia。

“haonigejiansewangyoudesuruanruan,zuowanjingranbawoyirendiuxia,niganjinbazuoyejiaochulai,buranwobuhuiyuanliangnide。”

suruanruanxinxudemolemobizi,“neige,zuowanshiwobuhao,nibieshengqi,zhiyuzuoye……woyewangzuole。”

“你……”

tawozhujilingzhizhetadeshouzhi,yishoulouzhutadeboziwangzijidezhuoweizouqu,“dannifangxin,wojueduirangniwanchengzuoye。”

suruanruanzuozaizhuoweishang,baxiaoshubaozhongzhongderengzailetongzhuodezhuomian。

yipangyongshoujiwanyouxideqinshaochenduitalengchiyisheng,jixuwanyouxi。

“hei,wozheibaopiqi。”suruanruannaguotadeshouji,jiuzhutadeerduo,“qinshaochen,buxiangbeiduiyouma,ganjinbazuoyejiaochulai。”

“chousuruanruan,niganjinbashoufangkai,wokebushibudanvrendenanren。”qinshaochenduitaxionghendewoqiquantou。

suruanruanbaitayiyan,coudaotaerbianyadishengyin,“dazhizi,guaiguaitinghua,buranwojiugaosuquanbantongxue,nidaoleliusuihainiaochuang。”

“ni……xing,suannihen。”qinshaochenrenmingdebazuoyediujita。

“haiyou,jiaowomingzi。”jiusuantayusishulingzhengle,tayebuhuichengrentashitasishen,bijingtaduita……

“guai。”suruanruanbashoujihaijita,molemotadetoufa。