“ding——gongxisuzhuchenggongdiyusancishouleiruqin，jianglitaoshumiaosanzhu，xinshouchuyongsijiantao，yijieshoulingdansanli”
“jiancedaosuzhujibailezheizuoshanzuilihaideshengwu，gongxisuzhuhuodechenghao：【weishe】”
“jiancedaohouleishengwuzaixinlimomozanmeinideenci，gongxisuzhuhuodechenghao：【renzhe】”
“nisihuzuoleshenmebudeledeshi，duinijidandeshengwuyulaiyuduo，gongxisuzhu【weishe】dengjitisheng【numu】”
“ding——gongxisuzhuchenggongjiesuochenghaoxitong，ewaijiangliyijielingqidanwuli，yijieshouyudanwuli”
rendoumeifanyingguolai，danaojiubeixitongpilipaladeguanruyiduidongxi。
yanqiandeguangpingbeibaopangchuxianyigexiaorentubiao，dianjinqujiukandao3dbansuoxiaodechuanzhehuangsechenshanheiseduankudeziji。
还挺好玩。
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“……”muhouxitongkanzheyanqiankuaiyaoyunsidesuzhu，heiwubandexutichenmobanshang。momoxiugaichenghaobuffduizheirensuzhudebug。
“ding——fumianyingxiangyixiaochu，jiancedaochenghaobugxianyixiugai，chenghaozhiduichusuzhuyiwaideshengwushiyong”
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他奶奶的！
系统你真牛！
pobujidaidedianxianglingyige【renzhe】。
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我靠？！
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系统你牛*！
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嗯？
猴群居然都醒着？
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