sumujinshidanghongwangju《zhonghuiliulingniandaizhiwodenanrenwolaiai》lidenvzhu，xiaobaihuanvzhuzhuanyehu。
yibuduanjubaohuo，weibofensishucongyuanlaijiqianturandaoleliangbaiduowan。
erwoshiedunvpeizhuanyehu。
zaigedaduanjulidezuoyongjiushichentuosumujinzheiduoxiaobailianhuaduomechunjiewuxia、bukexiewanyan。
meicijubochuhou，zongyouhenduorenliuyanshuo，nverbinvzhupiaoliangyouqizhiai。
congcisumujinduiwodehenyirutaotaohuangheshui，yuanyuanbuduan。
youyigushenmideliliangrangwohesumujinlaolaodikunbangzaiyiqi。
bujinzaijulijitadangnvpei，duanjuhaijiwomenanpaileyigexianchangzhibo。
wohebailianhuajiaozhupkshujinanyinaner，beiyaoqiujiyigeyixingdadianhua，rangduifangshuochu“woaini”zheisangezi。
zheixiawangyoudoulaikanrenaole。
renhaimeidao，danmujiukaishishuaping。
“mujinhuayongyuanzhichibaobao！！”
“meiyourenjuedetangshuyaobisumujinhaokanma？”
“抱走木槿宝宝”
sumujinlengleyixia，sikaopiankexiexiayigemingzi，najiwangyoukan。
ranhounashoujibotonglehaoma。
电话很快就接通了。
“wei？mujinzenmele？”
yigecixingshizudeshengyinchuanlai。
“jinyi，nihaixihuanwoma？”
“shagua，woyizhidouhenaini。”
全场都沸腾了。
弹幕比刚才还疯狂。
“womeitingcuoba，xiaolinzonghesumujinshizhende？”
“sumujinzhenshirenshengyingjia，duanjudenvzhujiao，henaitadebadaozongcai。”
“mama，wolianaile。”
“wojiushuowodecpshizhende。”
sumujingualedianhua，lianshangshixingfuhexiusedehongyun。
zhibojiandenanyinaneryezhengxiankonghouhesumujintaojinhu。
“susunimanzhewomentoutoutanlianaia，xiacinengbunengqingnihexiaolinzongyiqichifana。”
“mujinnixingfule，nengbunengrangwoyexingfuyixia，zanxiabujunengbunengzaizhaoxiaolinzongtouziya！”
sumujingengshihaixiuditaochupingmu，yifushaonvqingdouchukaidejiaoxiu。
“wohejinyishiduoniandehaopengyou，tadenglewohenduonian，congwohuiguohou，jinyiyehenzhaoguwo，zheicianpairangwomenliangdoutongpolezheicengchuanghuzhi，woyaoxiexiedajia。”
wozaipingmudewaimian，henshiwuyu。
zheigehuanjiemingmingshisumujinzhaofudaoyananpaide。
wokanguoyuanlaidezhibotaiben，dapkshuleyaotiaowuchanggebanguilian。
meixiangdaozheigesumujinmaitonglefudaoyan，bazheigehuanjiegaichengledadianhua。
sumujinzheimeduonianyizhidiaozhelinjinyideweikou，zhengchoumeidifangxiuchengzhengguoni。
kuangqieyounengkanwodexiaohua，heleerbuweini？
yexushiqitayanyuandoudiyishijianqugongweilesumujin，zhiyouwolengzhelianzaiyibianyijuhuabushuo。
juzuliyoujigesumujindegoutuizikaishizhaoshi。
“tangshuyaozenmeyijuhuabushuoni？”
“tangshuyaokanqilaiduiwomenmujinyidianzhufuyemeiyouni！”
fudaoyanfaxianlewodebuduijing，liketuibozhulan。
“neime，jiexialaijiushiwomendeshuyaola！shuyaozhunbeidajisheini？rangwomenshimuyidaiba。”
womeiyourenheyouyu，guoduandishuo。
“我打给林文澜。”
ganggangxiaotingdezhibojianzaicirenaoqilai，zhibojianrenshuconggangkaishide5000rentupodaoshiwanren。
“bushiba，womensusujixiaolinzongda，tangshuyaozheigexinjibiaojiujilinzongda。”
“yigeshierzi，yigeshibaba。”
“wodetianna，tazenmegande？conglaimeitingshuoguolinzonghetangbiaorenshia”
“shibushixiangyawomenmujinyitoua。”
“kebiedalianleyihui。”
“坐等唐婊打脸！”