第一章

dinghundangtiancaizhidaonanpengyouyijiadoushi“bingtaimeikong”。

nanpengyoubujinyaowojitameimeixingdali、jingcha,haishuoyihoujiehunyaodaizhemeimeizhu,yaosihoutamenjiaweiyidegongzhu。

tabamagengshishuoyaowopeijialiangtaofangzi,haojitamenxiaogongzhupulu。

wonule,yibazhangshuaizainanpengyoulianshang:「laoniangshijiehunbushidangma!」「niyihouhaishigen**zhuyibeiziba!」wobamayexianlezhuozi,rangtamenyijiagunchuqu。

啪——

「zhaoyunizaishuoshenmepihua!?」

wonuerqishen,shuailekuaizizhizhewopangbiandenanpengyouzhaoyuchidao。

jintianshiwogennanpengyoudedinghunjiayan,liangjiazuozaiyiqishangliangxijie。

gangkaishiyiqieruchang,zhidaoquedinghunliriqishi,zhaoyuhuranshuobuxing。

xiayuechusanshiwomazhaorenkandehaorizi,kezhaoyuyitingzheigeshijianzhouqimeitoujiubaishou。

「buxing,zheitianbuxing。」

wowentazheitianyoushenmeteshuqingkuang?

jieguozhaoyuzhuantoujiulazhutapangbiandenvshengshuo:「chusanneitianruiruikandejikuanxinbaodaole,wohebamadedaizheruiruiqukanxia,suoyineitianbunengshijiehunderizi。」zhaoyutabamaxiaozhediantou:「shia,wojiagongzhuniantaohaoxietianle。chusanwomenyidingyaodairuiruixianqukanbao。」erneinvsheng,yejiushizhaoyudemeimeizhaorui。

taaojiaowanchunshuodao:「zheibaowoyidingyaonadaoshou,nimenhuanyitianjiehunba。」wohewobamachenmole,womenhaimeitingdaoguoruci「tebieyouqipa」deliyou。

kanzhezhaoyuqinnidilazhetameidehuamian,wobuyoudexiangqilaizhaoruidiyicilaiwojiashi。

neitianshiwogenzhaoyutiqianshanglianghaotalaibaifangderizi,meixiangdaowokaimenjiukandaotashenhouhaigenzhezhaorui。

zhaoyushuo:「jialimianmeiren,ruiruiyigerendaizhehaipa,wojiudaitayiqiguolaile。」wodangshihaiwangwaikanleyan,***,yigeershisuideren,haipashenme?

danshichuyuliyi,wohaishihenhuanyingzhaoruidedaolai。