第6章

1

zhuzhangluoxialai,kuairuyudian。

huangzhongzheigegouguan,wushifali,huluanduanan,haidongyongsixing。

wotongdeejianqingjinbaoqi,shuangshousisidikouzaidishang,duoshaocitengdekuaiyaoyunguoqu,kaozheyizhikangxialai。

狗官缺德!

dangzhezhongrendemianxingxing,benshenduiwojiushiyizhongxiuru。woyaoshiyundaozaizheili,houguobukanxiangxiang。

chenmodesuiconglaidaowoshenbian,jianqidishangdemanao。zixicashihou,dijichenmo。

chenmoyiranjiangtabawanzaishouli,raoyouxingweididuisuicongdao:“yigeganyunanrensidingzhongshendenvren,shibushikeyichengzhiweishuixingyanghua?”

suicongdizhetoudao:“qingfengbudongzheixie,shunanhuidagongzidewenti。”

chenmoyebuzaiyi,zhidao:“lianlaotiandoukanbuguoqu,huiletayizhanglian,suoweiyinguobaoying,jiushiruci。”

wozhenbuganxiangxin,congtazuilinengjiangchu“baoying”erzi。

huangdarenjianwoqixiyanyanhaibukenrenzui,pajiangwodasile,yushixialing,jiangwoyarulaozhong。

woxiangzhisigoubanbeituozou,paguozhidiyidapianxueji。

shenhou,chuanlaishiyezhongxingongbuniangjiuguanjundeshengyin。

lulanlanbeipingweidiyi,shangyinwubailiang。

fengzhongchuilaixiangtiandeqixi,fujinyourenjiazuofan。woxiangqiaiadieaniang,qingbuzijindiluolelei。

2

zheishiwodiyicijinrujianyu,yinlengchaoshi。fubaidechouweiyuxuexingweijiazazaiyiqi,lingrenzuoou。

wobeiguanzaiyigepamanlaoshu、zhanglangdelaofangsantian,dimiweijin。

yuzushuowozuidaeji,zhinengheshuibunengchifan。ersuoweideheshui,buguoshiyitianbanwaguan。

yinwei**youshang,wopazaidaocaoshangyidongyebugandong。yourenguolaisongshui,womianlipaguoquhewanyoupahuilai。

zuichunganzaodeqipi,duzi“gugugu”luanjiao。wojiangnaodaimaizaidaocaozhong,xinxiangcikezhaoquanyululanlanzaiganshenme。

tamendedaolewubailiang,duomekuaihuo!

huoxuhaihuichengqin,guotamenxingfumeimanderizi。

wobuzhidaotaerrenshiheshigoudashangde,danwowufarenshoutamencaizaiwodeshenshangwuqingjianta。

meiyigenanaodeshikewodougaosuziji,yidingyidingyaohuoxialai。

zhaoquanbeipanwodeyuanyin,buyongxisiyezhidao。yishiweizhewodelian,ershiweizhewodeqian。tazheimebeilie,zenpeiguoshanghaorizi!

woruoyoumingchuqu,touyigebunengraoguodejiushita!

zongyaojiaotachangchang,zhongpanqinli、shenbaiminglieshiheziwei!

yinweiwodeburenming、bupeihe,huangdarenchichijiebulean。tafangchuhenhua,zaibuzhaorenlianshuidoumeidehe。

wolengxiao,nandaozhaorenjiuyouhuolulema?dinganzhihou,zhihuisidegengkuai。

gengrangrenyouxindeshi,shouxinghoudeshangkoudebudaoyizhi,kuilanfayan。

wofaqilegaoshao,zhenggerendoumimihuhu。

gouguanshifengaoxing,fuzhangdao:“fashaohao,shaohuainaodaibiannengguaiguaihuaya。”

kewoshengxingyingqi,meiguoyiduanshijianjiuyaozijideshouzhiyikou。yongzheiyangbendefazi,baochizhetounaoqingxing。

3

yigebusuzhikeqianlaikanwo,jiaowodemingzi:“luqingqing。”

wotaiqitou,kandaolulanlanneizhangchouezhijidelian。

“nilaizuoshenme?”woxuruodao。

“laiquannirenzui。”tademuguang,chongmanleduding。

“nixiuxiang……”woqingshenghedao。

tashifendeyidihuanglehuangshouzhongbaozhedeyigetanzi,daduanwodao:“ruowoshuo,zheilimianshiniqinshengdieniang,nishifouhaihuizuiying?”

wojingdaile,xinyizhentengtong。

shiyouduosangxinbingkuang,caihuijiangwodieniangdeshiguwachulai?tajiubupawuyemenghui,wodieniangqianquxuntama?

woduomexiangyaobatanziduohuilai,kewowunengweili。zhishimomodichuixialetou,bizijizuochujiannandejueding。

“bushiwozuodeshi,wobuhuirenzuide。”

taqidepokoudama:“baishanxiaoweixian,luqingqingnihaiyoumeiyouxin?”

woganshouzhexiongqianglichuanlaidejutong,renzhuxiongyongerlaideleiyi。

“lulanlan,nisilezheitiaoxinba。wodieniangshengqianzuidadeyuanwang,jiushiwonengguodehao。jinriworuoweiletamenerxishengziji,tamenzaitianshangdinghuitongkubukan。youshihoushunfumuyi,caishizhenzhengdexiaodao。”

tajianwoyouyanbujin,fenhendijiangtanziwangdishangyiza。

guhuisaleyidi,tayijiaocaishang。

4

ruguowoshiziyoushen,ruguowoshouzhongyouyibajian,woyidinghaobuyouyu,cirululanlandexiongtang。

tazouyihou,wodeleishuiruyudianbanluoxialai。

“die,niang,nverbuxiao。”wopazhelaidaotielanganpang,longzheshoubiandehui。keshilonglehenjiu,yezhiyouyidiandian。

wojuewangdiku,kuzhekuzhejiandaoyishuangshuxidexie。

aniangdunxiashenlai,shenshoumolemowodenaodai。

“qingqing,anianglaichi,rangnishoukule!”

tadeleizhujingyingtitou,yikeyikeluozaiqianjin。wogezhetielangankanta,kudeganchangcunduan。

“aniang,nizhongyulaile!nizhibuzhidao,lulanlanduozoulewodeyiqie,jiangwosongjindalao,haihuihuailewodieniangdeshigu,rangtamenquanxiabuan……”

aniangbutingdidiantou:“aniangzhidao,aniangzhidao,shianiangjiaonvwufang,rangqingqingshoukule。nimenlianggedoushianiangdehaizi,shouxinshoubeidoushirou,jianniruci,aniangyebuhaoshou。”

tazhaolaiyibatiaozhou,saoqimandideguhui,bingtuoxiawaishan,jiangzhibaozhu。

“suiranhunledianlaolidehuiwu,haodaishizhaoqile,dengxiaaniangjiujiangnidieniangdaichuqu,zhaogedifanghaohaoanzang。haiyou……”

tabuchongdao:“zheixieniananiangcunleyixieyinzi,yijingshangxiadadian,neihuangdarendelehaochu,dayingraoniyitiaoxingming。zaiguoliangtian,huangdarenjiuhuifangnichuqu,nikeyidingyaojianchizhu,qianwanmoyaogongkuiyikui。”

nenghuoming,shiwozuidadexiwang。

wogongqishenzi,xiangtabaixie:“xiexieaniang。”

takusedao:“shahaizi,yijiarenshuoshenmejianwaidehua。yaobushilanlan,niyebuzhiyulunluozhici。zongzhi,shianiangqiannide。aniangzongyaozuodianshenme,weilanlanshuzui。”

5

kaozheaniangliuxiadeyipingjinchuangyaoyijijigebaozi,woyouchengguoliangtian。

yuzudakaimen,chongwodao:“luqingqing,nikeyizoule。”

wozhaolegengunzi,jiannandinuolechuqu。dangzaicijiandaoyangguangshi,wocaiquedingzijihaihuozhe。

xiuzilizangzheyixiesuiyin,shianiangliujiwode。kaozhezheixieyinzi,wozhaolegedafukanshang。xiuyangleqiriqiye,zhongyunenggoumianqiangzoulu。

wozuleliangmache,huidaolezhulejiangjinshiniande“jia”。

“jia”henanjing,sihumeiyouren。womanmandifuzheqiangzoujinqu,hurantingdaoyizhendiqi。

是阿娘。

tadekouzhong,jingranjiaozhewodiedemingzi。

“azhen,yuanliangwo,womeiyoubaohuhaonidenver,nizaidixiahuibuhuiguaiwo?woxiang,yinggaibuhuide。nidangzhidao,woweilejiuqingqing,fuchuleduodadedaijia。danghuangzhongneichouzuikenguolaideshihou,woexindexiangyaooutu,keshiweileqingqing,wozhinengrenshou。azhena,wocongnianshaoshijiukaishixihuanni,keni,conglaidoubuyuanduokanwoyiyan。houlainiquqishengzi,woyejialeren,wozuidadexinyuanjingranbushizijiguodehao,ershixiwangniyusaozihehemeimei。azhen,nishuowoshabusha?yinweiaiyigeren,beiweixiangyilichenai。”

guaibude,huangzhongneigouguanhuiqingyijiangwofangchu。yuanlaianiangxinghui,yongdebushiyinzi,ershise。

aniangaaniang,niweihezheimesha?wosuihenlulanlan,quecongweiyoubanfenjihenni。xiangfan,woduinizhiyoujingai。

yuanbenwoxiangzailaikanyikanni,rangnizhidaowopinganwushi,zaizhidaozheixieyihou,wohairuhenenggouanrandimianduini?

wojuedingzou,youshanglelaishideneiliangmache。

quezaimachexingshidaoyibandeshihou,zailubianjiaohuaduili,kandaoleyigelingrenyixiangbudaoderen。