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zhuzhangluoxialai,kuairuyudian。
huangzhongzheigegouguan,wushifali,huluanduanan,haidongyongsixing。
wotongdeejianqingjinbaoqi,shuangshousisidikouzaidishang,duoshaocitengdekuaiyaoyunguoqu,kaozheyizhikangxialai。
狗官缺德!
dangzhezhongrendemianxingxing,benshenduiwojiushiyizhongxiuru。woyaoshiyundaozaizheili,houguobukanxiangxiang。
chenmodesuiconglaidaowoshenbian,jianqidishangdemanao。zixicashihou,dijichenmo。
chenmoyiranjiangtabawanzaishouli,raoyouxingweididuisuicongdao:“yigeganyunanrensidingzhongshendenvren,shibushikeyichengzhiweishuixingyanghua?”
suicongdizhetoudao:“qingfengbudongzheixie,shunanhuidagongzidewenti。”
chenmoyebuzaiyi,zhidao:“lianlaotiandoukanbuguoqu,huiletayizhanglian,suoweiyinguobaoying,jiushiruci。”
wozhenbuganxiangxin,congtazuilinengjiangchu“baoying”erzi。
huangdarenjianwoqixiyanyanhaibukenrenzui,pajiangwodasile,yushixialing,jiangwoyarulaozhong。
woxiangzhisigoubanbeituozou,paguozhidiyidapianxueji。
shenhou,chuanlaishiyezhongxingongbuniangjiuguanjundeshengyin。
lulanlanbeipingweidiyi,shangyinwubailiang。
fengzhongchuilaixiangtiandeqixi,fujinyourenjiazuofan。woxiangqiaiadieaniang,qingbuzijindiluolelei。
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zheishiwodiyicijinrujianyu,yinlengchaoshi。fubaidechouweiyuxuexingweijiazazaiyiqi,lingrenzuoou。
wobeiguanzaiyigepamanlaoshu、zhanglangdelaofangsantian,dimiweijin。
yuzushuowozuidaeji,zhinengheshuibunengchifan。ersuoweideheshui,buguoshiyitianbanwaguan。
yinwei**youshang,wopazaidaocaoshangyidongyebugandong。yourenguolaisongshui,womianlipaguoquhewanyoupahuilai。
zuichunganzaodeqipi,duzi“gugugu”luanjiao。wojiangnaodaimaizaidaocaozhong,xinxiangcikezhaoquanyululanlanzaiganshenme。
tamendedaolewubailiang,duomekuaihuo!
huoxuhaihuichengqin,guotamenxingfumeimanderizi。
wobuzhidaotaerrenshiheshigoudashangde,danwowufarenshoutamencaizaiwodeshenshangwuqingjianta。
meiyigenanaodeshikewodougaosuziji,yidingyidingyaohuoxialai。
zhaoquanbeipanwodeyuanyin,buyongxisiyezhidao。yishiweizhewodelian,ershiweizhewodeqian。tazheimebeilie,zenpeiguoshanghaorizi!
woruoyoumingchuqu,touyigebunengraoguodejiushita!
zongyaojiaotachangchang,zhongpanqinli、shenbaiminglieshiheziwei!
yinweiwodeburenming、bupeihe,huangdarenchichijiebulean。tafangchuhenhua,zaibuzhaorenlianshuidoumeidehe。
wolengxiao,nandaozhaorenjiuyouhuolulema?dinganzhihou,zhihuisidegengkuai。
gengrangrenyouxindeshi,shouxinghoudeshangkoudebudaoyizhi,kuilanfayan。
wofaqilegaoshao,zhenggerendoumimihuhu。
gouguanshifengaoxing,fuzhangdao:“fashaohao,shaohuainaodaibiannengguaiguaihuaya。”
kewoshengxingyingqi,meiguoyiduanshijianjiuyaozijideshouzhiyikou。yongzheiyangbendefazi,baochizhetounaoqingxing。
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yigebusuzhikeqianlaikanwo,jiaowodemingzi:“luqingqing。”
wotaiqitou,kandaolulanlanneizhangchouezhijidelian。
“nilaizuoshenme?”woxuruodao。
“laiquannirenzui。”tademuguang,chongmanleduding。
“nixiuxiang……”woqingshenghedao。
tashifendeyidihuanglehuangshouzhongbaozhedeyigetanzi,daduanwodao:“ruowoshuo,zheilimianshiniqinshengdieniang,nishifouhaihuizuiying?”
wojingdaile,xinyizhentengtong。
shiyouduosangxinbingkuang,caihuijiangwodieniangdeshiguwachulai?tajiubupawuyemenghui,wodieniangqianquxuntama?
woduomexiangyaobatanziduohuilai,kewowunengweili。zhishimomodichuixialetou,bizijizuochujiannandejueding。
“bushiwozuodeshi,wobuhuirenzuide。”
taqidepokoudama:“baishanxiaoweixian,luqingqingnihaiyoumeiyouxin?”
woganshouzhexiongqianglichuanlaidejutong,renzhuxiongyongerlaideleiyi。
“lulanlan,nisilezheitiaoxinba。wodieniangshengqianzuidadeyuanwang,jiushiwonengguodehao。jinriworuoweiletamenerxishengziji,tamenzaitianshangdinghuitongkubukan。youshihoushunfumuyi,caishizhenzhengdexiaodao。”
tajianwoyouyanbujin,fenhendijiangtanziwangdishangyiza。
guhuisaleyidi,tayijiaocaishang。
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ruguowoshiziyoushen,ruguowoshouzhongyouyibajian,woyidinghaobuyouyu,cirululanlandexiongtang。
tazouyihou,wodeleishuiruyudianbanluoxialai。
“die,niang,nverbuxiao。”wopazhelaidaotielanganpang,longzheshoubiandehui。keshilonglehenjiu,yezhiyouyidiandian。
wojuewangdiku,kuzhekuzhejiandaoyishuangshuxidexie。
aniangdunxiashenlai,shenshoumolemowodenaodai。
“qingqing,anianglaichi,rangnishoukule!”
tadeleizhujingyingtitou,yikeyikeluozaiqianjin。wogezhetielangankanta,kudeganchangcunduan。
“aniang,nizhongyulaile!nizhibuzhidao,lulanlanduozoulewodeyiqie,jiangwosongjindalao,haihuihuailewodieniangdeshigu,rangtamenquanxiabuan……”
aniangbutingdidiantou:“aniangzhidao,aniangzhidao,shianiangjiaonvwufang,rangqingqingshoukule。nimenlianggedoushianiangdehaizi,shouxinshoubeidoushirou,jianniruci,aniangyebuhaoshou。”
tazhaolaiyibatiaozhou,saoqimandideguhui,bingtuoxiawaishan,jiangzhibaozhu。
“suiranhunledianlaolidehuiwu,haodaishizhaoqile,dengxiaaniangjiujiangnidieniangdaichuqu,zhaogedifanghaohaoanzang。haiyou……”
tabuchongdao:“zheixieniananiangcunleyixieyinzi,yijingshangxiadadian,neihuangdarendelehaochu,dayingraoniyitiaoxingming。zaiguoliangtian,huangdarenjiuhuifangnichuqu,nikeyidingyaojianchizhu,qianwanmoyaogongkuiyikui。”
nenghuoming,shiwozuidadexiwang。
wogongqishenzi,xiangtabaixie:“xiexieaniang。”
takusedao:“shahaizi,yijiarenshuoshenmejianwaidehua。yaobushilanlan,niyebuzhiyulunluozhici。zongzhi,shianiangqiannide。aniangzongyaozuodianshenme,weilanlanshuzui。”
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kaozheaniangliuxiadeyipingjinchuangyaoyijijigebaozi,woyouchengguoliangtian。
yuzudakaimen,chongwodao:“luqingqing,nikeyizoule。”
wozhaolegengunzi,jiannandinuolechuqu。dangzaicijiandaoyangguangshi,wocaiquedingzijihaihuozhe。
xiuzilizangzheyixiesuiyin,shianiangliujiwode。kaozhezheixieyinzi,wozhaolegedafukanshang。xiuyangleqiriqiye,zhongyunenggoumianqiangzoulu。
wozuleliangmache,huidaolezhulejiangjinshiniande“jia”。
“jia”henanjing,sihumeiyouren。womanmandifuzheqiangzoujinqu,hurantingdaoyizhendiqi。
是阿娘。
tadekouzhong,jingranjiaozhewodiedemingzi。
“azhen,yuanliangwo,womeiyoubaohuhaonidenver,nizaidixiahuibuhuiguaiwo?woxiang,yinggaibuhuide。nidangzhidao,woweilejiuqingqing,fuchuleduodadedaijia。danghuangzhongneichouzuikenguolaideshihou,woexindexiangyaooutu,keshiweileqingqing,wozhinengrenshou。azhena,wocongnianshaoshijiukaishixihuanni,keni,conglaidoubuyuanduokanwoyiyan。houlainiquqishengzi,woyejialeren,wozuidadexinyuanjingranbushizijiguodehao,ershixiwangniyusaozihehemeimei。azhen,nishuowoshabusha?yinweiaiyigeren,beiweixiangyilichenai。”
guaibude,huangzhongneigouguanhuiqingyijiangwofangchu。yuanlaianiangxinghui,yongdebushiyinzi,ershise。
aniangaaniang,niweihezheimesha?wosuihenlulanlan,quecongweiyoubanfenjihenni。xiangfan,woduinizhiyoujingai。
yuanbenwoxiangzailaikanyikanni,rangnizhidaowopinganwushi,zaizhidaozheixieyihou,wohairuhenenggouanrandimianduini?
wojuedingzou,youshanglelaishideneiliangmache。
quezaimachexingshidaoyibandeshihou,zailubianjiaohuaduili,kandaoleyigelingrenyixiangbudaoderen。