手撕全家后我成了玄学顶流第3章

nainaizhuzheguai,yibububijinwo。tashenshangyougunongzhongdetanxiangwei,hunzhelaorenteyoudefuxiuqi。tahunzhuodelaoyandingzhewo,yadileshengyin,xiangdushetuxin:“yatou,bieyiweiwobuzhidao。nineisiguimaliujinidedongxi,buganjing。”

woyanpiyitiao。hushenfu?tazenmezhidao?

“nachulai。”tamingling,daizheburongzhiyideweiya,“baneizangdongxijiaochulai,jidashihuale,huoxuhainengjiumingziyiming。fouze…”tameishuowan,danneiyanshen,bibinghaileng。

wozuanjinlequantou。hushenfutiezhewokudoudebuliao,bingliangjianying。

“womeiyou。”woshuo。shengyinbuda,danqingxi。

nainailianseshunjiantieqing。“hao…haonigehuowanwan!”tazuichunduosuozhe,“jiansibujiu!xinchangdaidu!mingziyaoshiyougesanzhangliangduan,nijiushihuojiadezuiren!zheibeizibiexiangansheng!”

tamengdiyihuishou。xiaoguheershulikeshangqian,yizuoyiyouzhuazhuwogebo,liqidadeyaobawogutouniesui。

“soutashen!baneigehairendewanyierzhaochulai!”nainailihe。

“ganshenme!fangkaiwo!”wozhengzha。zoulangliqitabingrenjiashutantoutannao,meirenganguan。womazaipangbianku,yanshenquetouzheyizhongguiyidehen。

hunluanzhong,wokudouyisong。neikuaiheiququdehushenfudiaolechulai,“danglang”yishengcuixiang,luozaiguangliangdedizhuanshang。

空气凝固了。

suoyourendemuguangdoudingzaineikuaiheitongpianshang。

nainaidaochouyikoulengqi,xiangjianlegui,liangqianghoutuiyibu,zhizhetajianjiao:“jiushita!jiushizheigexiewu!haozhongdeshaqi!kuai!kuaibatanazou!bierangtazaihairen!”

二叔弯腰就要去捡。

“biepeng!”wobuzhinalaideliqi,mengdizhengkaixiaogudeshou,puguoquyibajianghushenfuzuanhuishouxin。

jiuzaiwoshouzhipengdaotongpiandeyichanei——

yigubinglengde、jianruideqiliu,mengdicongtongpianzhakai,shunzhewodezhijian,henhenzhajinshoubei!xiangwushugenbingzhenshunjiancichuanpirou,zhichongnaomen!

“a!”wotongdeyanqianyihei,zhenggerenquansuoxiaqu。

naozili“weng”deyishengjuxiang。xiangyoushenmedongxisuile。

wushuposuidehuamian、shengyin、niuqudeguangyingsuipian,hongshuijuedibanchongjinwodeyishi!jianjiao、kuqi、dichendezhouyu、ranshaodezhiqian、yizhangmohudenvrenliuleidelian、nainainazhezhenzhayigexiaobuou…haiyouhuomingtangzaibingchuangshangguiyideweixiao?hunluandexinxifengkuangchongshuazhewodeshenjing。

jutongzhichixuleduanduanjimiao。dandangwochuanzhecuqi,hunshenlenghanditaiqitoushi,shijiebuyiyangle。

zoulangdingdengcanbaideguang,zaimeigerentouding,yinyunchuyixiaotuanmohudeqi。yansegeyi。

womatoudingshihunzhuodeanhuangse,jiazazhesisilvlvcimudexuehong。xiaogushiyounidehui。ershushichenmendetuhe。sanshushipiaohudedanlv。

ernainai…tatoudingneituanqi,nongdehuabukaidehei!xiangzhanchoudemozhi,fangunzhe,limianhaijiuchanzhejilvbingtaide、yanyanyixidehuibaiqixi。neihuibaideqixi…yuantousihulianzhebingfanglihuomingdefangxiang?

gengguiyideshi,nainaizuanzhewumuzhuchuandeneizhishoushang,chanraozheyiquanquanrouyanjihukanbujiande、xixideheisesixian,sisilvlv,tongyanglianxiangbingfang。

yigunanyixingrongdexingfuweidao,congneiheiqihesixianshangsanfachulai,zuanjinwodebizi。

woweiliyizhenfanjiangdaohai。