第5章 等你自己把脸打肿

“shi,zongcai!”zhangchaodengdejiushizheijuhua,limanachuleshoujibotongjingchajudedianhua。

suihou,zhanjingxizhuanshendabulikai。

jilianghanaitan,renaoyoukanbuchengle,zhihaogentayiqichuqu,haishitanxinjutouziyaojin。

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talimahuiyi,zhanqilaicongkoudailinachuyizhixiaofeibiao,shouyitai,xiudejiuchaozhezhanjingxierbianfeiqu。

benlaitashiyaohehuhehuzhanjingxide,kemeixiangdaofeibiaojingranbeitalianggenshouzhiqingqingsongsongjialezhu。

zheicizhanjingxishizhennule,chouyatouzhenshidandabaotian,jingranganduitaxingxiong。

danzhuanguoshenkandaodequeshiyigetiaoxindexiaonaibao。

xianzhangdejiemao,dadadeyanjing,lingdongderutianshangxialaidetongzi。

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zhanjingxiyaoyadishengdao:“bukeneng,wopengmeipengguonvren,wobuzhidao?”

suirantashengyinxiao,dantangxiaoyouhaishitingjianle。

“nimenliangyoushenmehaodigude,xiangzhidaowoshibushinierzi,womenquzuogeqinzijiandingjiuhaole,niruobushiwoqinshengdiedi,woyebukenengbaibaijinidangerzi。”

zhanjingxilengheng,“xiangbaijiwodangerzidedounengweizhediqiuraohaojiquanle,xiangnizheimemingmuzhangdanlaipiandehaishidiyige。”

shuodaozheitabumianyoupieleyiyanzhenggenmeishirenyiyangyouxianchidangaodetangchuyi,zheigeyatouzheshishiwenyanwangyejieledanzi。

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zhuantoutayouduizhangchaodao:“dengjingchalaile,jiurangtamenzaizheidengzhe,zheichouyatoujiuhuiyouduogezhapianzui。”

tangchuyibishidekanletayiyan:gunainaiwobushuohua,dengzhekannizijibaliandazhong。

weilebaguachidemingbai,jilianghanyegenzhetamenyiqilailednajiandingzhongxin。

bangexiaoshijiuchulejieguo。

“sanshaoye,jingguoninhetangxiaoyouxiaopengyoudednajiyinbidui,ninhetadequeshifuziguanxi。”

这怎么可能?

zhanjingxinaguojiandingbaogao,beineishangmian99%dexiangsiducideshuangyanweiteng。

jibiantawanbanbuxiangxin,kezheikexuejishubuhuicuo,zheihaizidezhangxiangyebuhuicuo,tajingranzhendeyougeerzi?

什么时候有的?

怎么有的?

turantakanxiangtangchuyi,yibazhuazhutadeyiling,“nigenwochulai。”