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erzideyoueryuanjubanzhiyebanyanri，wozheigequanzhibabachenglequanyuandexiaobing。
yuanlizuiyouqiandefuhaojiazhangdangzhongchaofengwomeigongzuo，shigezhihuiyifunvrenderuanfannan。
“niyigedananrentiantianzaijiadaihaizi，suanshenmezhiye？bururangnierzibanyangexiaogenban，gennigengpei！”
tayanyukebo，yindezhongjiazhanghongtangdaxiao。
gengshizaidezhiwoqizizhishigeputonggongsidexiaozongjianhou，biyiwochiruanfan，womenfuqishi“feiwupeifeiwu”。
我被气笑了。
wotangtangquanqiuzuidafengtoutianqizibendemuhoudongshi，shenmeshihouchenglebierenkouzhongdejishengchong？
woqizineijiagongsi，buguoshiwopatayalitaida，suishoushougoulaijitalianshoudewanju。
keqizigandaohou，quemeiweiwomenshuohua。
fanerweilebajieneiweifuhao，huanqutawangshijituandeyibidingdan，biwoheerzixiangduifangxiaguidaoqian。
woxinhanchegu，lengxiaozhebotongdianhua。
“sanshifenzhongnei，woyaokandaowangshijituanpochanqingsuan。”
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“geweixiaopengyou，mingtianjiushiwomenyoueryuanyinianyidudezhiyebanyanrile，dajiadouxianghaoyaobanyanbabamamadeshenmezhiyelema？”
youeryuanli，laoshideshengyintouguojiaoshidechuanghuchuanlai。
wozhengtizhejierzizhunbeidekonglongdangaozhanzaijiazhangdenghouqu，zhunbeijieliusuideerziyianfangxue。
“wobabashijingcha！woyaobanyanjingchazhuahuairen！”
“womamashiyisheng！woyaobanyanyishengjiuren！”
“wobabashikaidagongsidelaoban！woyaochuanxizhuangdalingdai！”
haizimenxingfendeshengyinciqibifu，wolianshangbuyoudeluchuleweixiao。
raner，yidaobuhexiedeshengyinturanxiangqi。
“muyian，nibabashizuoshenmedeya？wozenmeconglaimeijianguotashangban？”
shuohuadeshibanlidexiaogongzhujiangya，tababashijiazhangqunlizuiyouqianzuigaodiaodefuhaowangfan。
woerziyianqingcuideshengyindaizheyisiyouyu：
“wo……wobaba……shi……shizaijiapeiwode……”
huayingangluo，jiaoshilibaofachuyizhenhongxiao。
jiangyagengshikuazhangdidajiao：“hahaha！yuanlainibabameiyougongzuoa！tashigejiatingzhufu！”
qitahaiziyegenzheqihong：“jiatingzhufujiushibuyongshangban，zhizaijializuofande！”
“neibushigenwomenjiadebaomuyiyangma？”
wolianshangdexiaorongshunjianninggu，xintouyijin。