zheishishenmeqipashenmei，shaletaba！
pianpianrenleiyujiqirendeshenmeibingbuxiangtong，neixiegejiqirenjuedezheiwuyanliusedezhuangbanfeichanghualihaokan，youzhongdiguzhangchengzan。
papapadezhangshengjingjiubuxi，bingqieershigejiqirenlunliuyongshiwanzizanmeilebaichachademeimaoyijizhuangban，zanmeiwanzhihoupaichengliangpai，shoulashouzuoyouyaobai，dangchanggaogeyiquzichuangzanmeigequ《chachahaobangbang》。
“nihaobang，nihaobang，nihaobangbangbangbangbang。”
“chachabang，chachabang，chachabangbangbangbangbang……”
白茶茶，“……”
gangadaojiaozhikouchusanshiyitingdoushiqingde，tanengkouchuyidongdabieshu！
jiexialaishiyouxishijian，jiqirenbabaichachatuidaoyigewenxinrouruandefangjian。
dibanshifensede，qiangbishifensede，chuanglianyeshifensede，tianhuabandedengshiyunduodexingzhuang，zhouweixiangmanlezuanshixingxing，jiajubaisheyi**keaiweizhu。
maomaokacakacadizoudaofangjiandekongzhitai，anxiahongseanniu，zhenggefangjiandeqiangbixiangshidiannaokaijibanliangleqilai，shangmianchuxianleyixiexiaotuzixiaomaoxiaogou，zailvcaoruyindehebianxishuadagun。
baichachashuangyanweiweizhengda，zheixiepingmujingrandoushijudadedianzipingmuzuochengde，kejiganmanman。
doudounalaiyigeyouxiji，fangdaotashouli。
youdianxiangpingban，queshitoumingde，kanshangqujiuhaoxiangzhiyouyigetoumingpingmu，tayiqianzaihaolaiwudianyinglikandaoguo。
xingjishidaidekejiyijingfazhandaolejizhi，bingqieshentoudaorichangshenghuozhong，neixiecengjingzhicunzaiyudianyingtexiaolidegaokejichanpin，quanbubianchenglexianshi。
“chachajintianxiangwanshenmeyouxini。”
baichachabuxiangwanyouxi，duiyuyigekexuejialaishuo，shijianjiushishengming，wanyouxijiushizailangfeishengming。
yuqilangfeishijianquwanyijuhaowuyongchudeyouxi，taningyuanzaishiyanshilikanxiaobaishu。
“wobuxiangwanyouxi，keyichuquzouzouma。”
“bukeyidee，xianzaishiyouxishijianni，chachaxiangwanshenmeyouxini。”
“那随便吧。”
“qijibaobaokeyima。”
baichachacumei，qijibaobao？mingziyoudianershu。
“行吧。”
“好的呢。”
youxijiyuyinshibie，zidongjiazai，banmiaozhongjiazaiwancheng，wangsugaodajishig。
baichachawuyu，tajiushuomingzizenmeneimeershu，zheibujiuheyiqianwanguodehuanzhuangshouyouqijinuannuanchabuduoma。
yigefen**nenchuanzhequnzibangzhemahuabiandexiaonvhaitiaolechulai，peiyinyeshimengdadadeluoliyin。
“dajiahao，woshinimendexiaotianxinbaobao，woxianzaizhuzaixiangyata，yijuliyouyibaiyijianyifu，keshiyouyitian，xiangyatachuangjinlekeaidexingdaogege，tabawodeyijuqiangzoule，ninengbangwobapiaoliangdeyifuqianghuilaima。”
baichachabiaoqingyouyishunjiandekongbai。
小甜心宝宝……
yibaiyijianpiaoliangdeyifu……
可爱的星盗哥哥……
tiana，ganjuezhishangshoudaoleyoushiyilaizuiyanzhongdewuru！
doudoukaishijieshaoyouxi，“zheigeshiyaliyishengzuixinshejideyouxi，shenshousuoyoubaobeimenxihuanni，nanduyoudiangao，chachayaoyounaixinwane。”
baichachamudengkoudai，nanduyoudiangao……
这里的人是傻子吗。
huamianzidongtiaozhuan，keaideluoliyinzaicixiangqi，“tianla，xingdaogegebawodaidaoleyigexiaxuededifang，wohaolengyingyingying，ninengbangwohuanyitaoheshideyifuma。”
救命！惊现嘤嘤怪！
baichachayijingbuzhidaogaibaichushenmebiaoqingle，zheigeyouxishejichulaiquedingbushigaoxiaodema，danfanyougeyoueryuanwenping，yebuhuiwanzheime**deyouxia。
xiamianyouyipaiwuyanliusedeyifu，hongqunzi，fenqunzi，huangqunzi，zhangqun，duanqun，tuodiqun，huamianao。
taxiangyebuxiang，zhijiexuanlezuihoudeneijianhuamianao。
jinjiezheyoutiaochuyipaimaozi，xiangmanbaoshidehuangguanmao，yanse**dexiaohuamao，duimanzuanshihexianhuashanshanfaguangdetaiyangmao。
白茶茶，“……”
danfanyouyuyimiao，doushiduijiahoubaonuanxueshanmaodebuzunzhong！
jiexialaiyoutiaochuxiezi、shoutao、weijindengyifu，baichachayifenzhongbudaojiuquanbuxuanwanle。
pingfentiaolechulai，wanmei，100fen。
suoyoujiqirendoujingdaile。
砰砰砰——
youxijishidesigejiaoluotongshizhachuwushulihua，baisehuangsefenselanselvsezisedehuabanchongxiangtianhuaban，yuanbenxiangmenghuanchengbaoyiyangdetianhuabanwengwengwengdepenqilexuanzhuanqiliu，jiangneilihuachuidedaochudoushi，fenfenyangyang。
xiangshiluoleyichangwucaibinfenkuangmoluanwudecaihongxianhuayu。
sizhouqiangbipingmushangdezhiwukaishifengzhang，xiangshiyaobaidehaicaohuanxinguwu，kaichubaidehuangdefendelandelvdezidexiaohua，xiaodongwufenfenhuanhuxuanzhuantiaoyuebutingxie，queyuediyongyibaizhongyuyanlaizanmeibaichachadezhishangyijiyouxitianfu。
shuodaozheiliyaochayigetiwaihua。
renleizhengfuyuzhou，hengkuashubaiyiniandefazhan，jinglileshangyigechaodaigengti，suizhelishidefazhanyijihuanjingbianyiyingxiang，danshengguoshubuqingderenzhong，wushuwenmingxingqi。
neixiewenminghenduodouyijingzailishidezhangheliyinmie，xiaoshizaishiguangdelangchaozhong，danyeyouhenduowenmingyiliuxialaibingqiefazhanzhijin。
yinci，xingjishidaideyuzhongfeichangduo，jizaizaicedejiuyoujiwanzhongyuyan。
xingjilishifazhanzhijin，zuizhongtongyiyuzhoudeshigudiqiushangde**ren，tamenjianlileyigeshishijipangdadediguo。
yincixianzaidiguodetongyongyushihuayu，tongyongwenzishi**zi，zuizunguidemousehefaseshiheise。
咳，扯远了。
xianzaijixuhuidaogesongbaichachachenggongtongguanruozhi……pei，shuocuolezhonglai，gesongbaichachachenggongtongguanxiangyatashishangnanduzuigaodeyouxiqijibaobaodiyiguan。
youxijishineilihuachongtianzhongguqiming，huanledezanmeizhishenghuichengyipianxiqingdewangyang。
ershigejiqirenzaicipaichengliangpai，shoulashougaogeyiqu《chachahaobangbang》。
“nihaobang，nihaobang，nihaobangbangbangbangbang！”
“chachabang，chachabang，chachabangbangbangbangbang！”