xiaobamamafalexiaobazaijiasidianshuishiyidianqi，yitianyidunwaimaideshipin，wenshibushisuoyoudaxueshengdoushizheiyangde。
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shangwushidianban，wochuanzheshuiyilinzhewaimaijiukandaoleyipangsixiaofeixiaodexiaoba。
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lingchenyidianban，wohaizaihulianwangzhongmeimeichonglang，jiushuadaolexiaobamamafadeshipin。
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pinglunfachuqubujiu，jiuyouzhongduowangyoujiwodianzan。
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「haojiahuo，yibeishuipojinpinglunqu，chulaideshichaxiangsiyidebiluochuna!」
jianci，zhongduodaxueshengfenfenkaishizaipinglunqusisan：
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haojiahuo，dajiazheishilianyeqilaixianhaibierena!
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dengwoxinglaideshihouyijingshidianbanle，menglewufenzhong，turanhunshenyizhen!
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shijinghuqixiqizhihou，xiaoxinyiyidiankaixiaohongdian，taihoufengfenghuohuodeshengyinjiuchuanlechulai：
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haihao，haihao，mianleyidunma。
zijisuibianzuodian?womazhenkandeqiwo!
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heshadiaowangyouchakedahunlemeiduojiu，jiushoudaolewaimaiyuandedianhua。
womenxiaoquburangwaimaiyuanjinlai，waimaiyilvfangzaidamenbuyuanchudewaimaijuli。
wojiaquwaimaijudelushanghuijingguoyundongchang。
suoyidangwochuanzheshuiyilinzhewaimaihengzhexiaoqujingguolanqiuchangshi，jiukandaokaozhetiesiwangbaozhebeimianwubiaoqingdingzhewodesuge。
wenzhu，biehuang，xuyinyin，tayoubuzhidaoshinizaipinglunqukouchukuangyan!
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哪来的刁民偷袭朕!
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「e?pinglunquneigechayanchayude『xuyinyinyaoshou12jin』bushini?」
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woyueshuoyuexinxu，bijing「xuyinyinyaoshou12jin」neigehaodetouxiangjiushiwode**。
ai，haishidayile!zaozhidaojiuyongxiaohaopinglunle。
「nidaozhidaodezixidehen。」sugesixiaofeixiaodao。
「haoba，wocuole，niyaozenmeyangjiukuaidian，wowaimaiyaoliangle!」
「nidaoshilizhiqizhuangdehen。xianzaiwomabawoganchujiamen，rangwozishengzimiele，nijiushuozenmebanba。」