第三章鱼骨救人
kuiwushenyingjiujiukanzheliminghao，fangcaikaikoudao：“zihuangmanshidaiqi，sanhuangweifen，wudiweili，wowuyiyidaobianhuchirenzupijingzhanjixinhuoxiangchuan，ciweidagongde！zongranbaishilunhui、wanwujieyouduanjuezhishi，dandadaowushi，tianyansijiu，guangpingzheidagongde，niyejiangchengweiwowuyiyidaodunqudeyixianshengji！”
kuiwushenyingshuoba，huazuoyimoguanghuazhijiechongruleliminghaodenaodai，suijihailiangxinxifengkuangyongrutadenaohai！
yishuzhenjiu！baicaoshuxing！qimenpianfang！
wuyiyidaodezhishihengkuahuaxiashuqianniandeshiguangzailiminghaodenaohaizhongzhongshengle！
liminghaohengancuideyiwaibozi，zhenggerenchengshoubuzhurucidadexinxiliu，chediyunsileguoqu......
diertianyizao，liminghaomimihuhuzhengkaileshuangyan，kanzheshuxidebaisetianhuaban，naoziqueyishizhuanbuguolai。
lenglebanshang，liminghaoqueturanyigejiling，xiangqilaizijizuotianluoruqingjiangdejingli。
“haha......qingjiangshidanshui，danshuilimianzenmekenengyoujingyu？kendingshiwozuotianshangxinguoduchanshenghuanjueleba？”
liminghaoyibiandazhehaha，yibiananweizijidao。
xiayike，tadedongzuoquedouranyijiang，yinweizaitadenaohailiyongxianchuwushuguanyuwuyiyidaodezhishi，zheixiezhishiyinkederucishenke，fangfoshenggenzhangzailetadenaohaidangzhong。
“nandaozuotianwojinglideyiqiedoushizhende？neiwomingmingluoruleqingjiangdangzhong，weishenmeyijuexinglaiqueyouchuxianzailesusheli？”liminghaobukesiyidemolemonaodai，kankanshijianfaxianyijingyuanyuanchaoguoleshangbanshijian，zhidepaoxiayiwenjicongcongchumenshangbanqule。
yijinruyiyuandejizhendating，liminghaojiufaxianshiqingbuduijing，yuanbenyiliaozhizhongzhangmeiqindejietifahuimeiyoudaolai，fanershiyiqunbingrenjiashuzaijizhendatingneichaochaonaonao。
liminghaochezhuyigexiangshidexiaohushi，wendao：“zheishizenmele？”
xiaohushiqiaoqiaodeshuodao：“yiyuanhaoxiangdiaoshuibarenjidiaosile，xianzaibingrenjiashuzhengzainaoni！”
医闹！
tingdaozheigeci，liminghaorenbuzhusuolesuonaodai，xianzaiyihuanguanxijinzhang，dongbudongjiuyoubingrenjiashubaodayishengdexiaoxichuanchu，suoyixianzaiyishengyeshuyugaoweixingye。
nanguaibingrenbazhanlejizhendating，yemeiyouyishengganchulaizhizhi，yifangmianshipaaizou，lingyifangmianpashizheijianshiqingyiyuanyebuzhanli！
zhengdangliminghaosisuodeshihou，jiutingjianbingrenjiashurenqunzhongchuanlaiyigejudadeshengyin：“woyifubuguoshiguzhe，lainimenyiyuandagediandijuranhainengsile，zheibushiyiliaoshigushishenme？nimenyiyuanbixufuze！”
“fuze！rangnimenfuzerengunchulai！”
zhenggejizhendatingdoukuaibeichaopotianle。
liminghaowangqianjileliangbu，yikanbingrenjiashuzhongcuyongzhedeneifudanjia，dunshijiumeitouzhouleqilai。
neizhongnianbinghuanliansetieqing，xiongkouyijingmeiyouleqifu，kanshangquyijingsiwang，danshishenshangquehaibaoliuzheyisishengqi。
ruoshizhiqian，liminghaoqueshikanbuchulai，danshixianzaitadedaolewuyichuancheng，duiyushengjixueqiyileidedongxi，yiyanjiunenggoukanchugesuoyiran。
jianbingrenjiashunaodeshizaibuxianghua，liminghaorenbuzhukaikoudao：“nimenzaichaoxiaqu，zheirenzhenjiusile，haibuganjinrangwomenyishengjiuren？”
yigetoufawuyanliusenongchengshamatezaoxingdenianqingrenchongchulerenqun，yibajiuzhuleliminghaodeyiling，houdao：“nishuoshenme？woyifuhaiyoujiu？”
ganggangchaonao，jiushuzheigenianqingrendeshengyinda，liminghaowalewaerduobunaifandejiangqiyibatuikai，zoudaozhongnianbinghuanpangbian，yongshoufangzaiqimaiboshangyimo。
“haiyoumaibo，zhishijiasizhuangtai......”liminghaokaikoushuodao。
“放屁！”
haimeidengliminghaoshuowan，jiuyourenjimangdaduan。
liminghaoniutouyikan，zhijianshijizhendatingdezhuzhiyishifeiyu。
“xiaoli，niyigeshixiyishengbuyaozaizheilixiadaoluan！”feiyuyinchenzhelianbuxiedao。
ganggangdesiwangpanduanjiushitaxiade，xianzaikandaoyigexiaoxiaodeshixiyishengchulaidazijidelian，feiyuziranshizuobuzhule。
liminghaomeitoujinsuo，anshuotazhishiyigexiaoxiaodeshixiyisheng，genbenmeiyoubanfafanboyiweizhuzhiyishidehua，danshizheigebinghuanmingmingkeyijiuhuo，rangtaxianzaijiufangqishizaishiyouweitacongyideyuanze。
erqiejingguozuowanwuyiyidaodechuancheng，liminghaoduiyu“huchirenzu、xinhuoxiangchuan”zheibageziyoulejishendeganwu，tashizaishizuobudaofangqiyitiaoxianhuodeshengming。
yiyaoya，liminghaonayanwangzhouweiyikan，faxianzaipangbianbuzhidaonaweibinghuanchishengxiabanpenyu，dunshitadeyanshenjiuliangleqilai。
shangqianjibu，liminghaojiangyushenshangdecudayucixiaoxinyiyidebaiduanleshishugenxialai，ranhouhuidaozhongnianyihuanpangbian，shuangshourutongxingyunliushuiyiban，jiangzheixieyuciquandoucirulezhongnianbinghuandezhoushenxuedaozhizhong！
“niyaganshenme！”liminghaoganggangtuchukouqizuowanyiqie，jiubeixiaonianqingjiuzhelingzizhuaileqilai。
xiaonianqingdeshuangyandouhongle，koumofeijiandehoudao：“pei！nimenbixujiwopei！yisirenbushuo，juranhaiganrangyigeshixiyishengxieduwoyifudeyiti！”
liminghaolenglengkanletayiyan，meihaoqidao：“dengwufenzhong，dengwanzaishuo。”
“haiwufenzhong？wogaosuni，xiaolinitanshangdashierle！”zhuzhiyishifeiyunuhuozhongshao，zaitakanlai，liminghaozuodeyiqiedoushineimekexiao：“niyaoshiyongququjigenyucijiunengjiuhuobinghuan，wojiubainiweishi......”
huayingangluo，zhiting“pa”yishengqingxiang，sishizhuangdezhongnianbinghuanjurancongkoubizhongpenchuyiguyuxue，zhenggerensuiranmeiyousuxing，danshiyijingyoulemingxiandehuxi！
“huole！zhendehuole！”
“wodetian，yuciyenengjiuren！”
“太牛了！”
yixiazizhenggejijiudatinglimiansuoyourendoushayanle，sheiyemeixiangdaoliminghaozhendeyongjigenyucijiunenggoujiuhuoyigesiren！
“ni！ni......”zhuzhiyishifeiyuzhandouzheshou，zhizheliminghaobantianshuobuchuhualai。
liminghaolenghengyisheng，fangcaibinghuanqingkuangweiji，suoyitalandehefeiyuduoshuoshenme，xianzaibinghuanqingkuangwendingxialai，tayebuzaihuduociduifangjiju：“feiyishi，baishideshiqingjisuanle，woshimentaixiao，rongbuxianizheizunlianbinghuanshengsidoupandingbulededafo！”
zhuzhiyishifeiyudunshibeiqigebansi，zuihousuoxingshuangyanyibi，zhenggerendaodihunmileguoqu，dunshiyouyinfaleyichangsaoluan。