chenchongbuzijuedeniudongleyixiashenzi，fangfoquanshendoukaishibuzizaiqilai。
zhishichengrenshibukenengde。
“nitemehushuobadao，liuli，nikeqianwanbiexintadeguihua，zheixiaoziyikanjiushipianzi，tashichengxinbuxiangrangwohaoguo。woduinidexinriyuekezheng，cangtiankejian，yizhidoujieshenzihaode。”
“**，laozizaileni！”
陈冲脸都绿了。
tahuangmangdeduizhemuliulibianjiedao，shengpayinqizheiweitianzhijiaonvdebuman，jiandaohouzheqiongbizhouqi，xiayishidezouyuanleliangbu。
chenchongxinlitougedengyixiazi，niuguoshenlaipokoudama。
“babacaimeicuo，babashiduide。”
却在这时。
yigezhinendetongyinxiangqi。
nannanjueqiangdedianzhejiaojiandangzailezhaohaorandeshenqian，rutonghuduzidexiaolaomuji。
“shushu，niyidingyaoxiangxinwobabadehua，wobabazhendehenlihaide，bisunwukonghailihai。nifangxinba，babachangshuo，meidushiwaixieruqindezhengzhuang，jiandandehen。zhiyaobachulewaidujikejiunengkangfuyongbuleduoshaogongfu，yizhenjiunengjianxiao。”
“shushu，nirangwobababangnizhibinghaobuhao？”
nannannaishengnaiqideshuozhe。
tawaizhenaodaigua，yishuangdayanjinghushanhushande，shifenjiaohankeai。
zhishineikerendemoyangluozaichenchongdeerzhonghouzhedelianseyibian，rutongchileshiyiban。
shentemeyaonibajiwozhibing。
chenchongtaishoujiuyaoqutuinannan，takeshoubulezheidengqichidaru。
该死！
zhishitadeshouhaimeiyangqilaijiubeizhaohaoranzhuazhulewanzi，chenchongzhiganjuedaozijideshouwanrutongbeitieqianzijiazhuyiban，judadelidaofangfoyaoshengshengjiangtadeshouwannieduan。
“nitemesongkai，nizhibuzhidaolaozishishei？”
chenchongtengdelianzhichouchou，zaiyemeiyouyisiyihaodefengdu。
话未落。
啪！
耳光响亮。
zhaohaoranlengzheyizhanglian，yibazhangjiuchouzailechenchongdelianshang，houzheyuandizhuanlesanquan，lianyachidoubengfeilejike。
所有人都蒙了。
baobiaomenmianmianxiangshi，tamenwanwanmeiyouxiangdaoyanqianzheigekanqilaiduimanxiaoyideqingnianjingranhuiyiyanbuhejiudangchangshibao。
kaiwanxiao，chenchongshishenmeren？
jiusuanshifangzaizhenggexichengneiyeshifuerdaiduilidingjiandeneiyixiaocuo，pingrilizuoweizuofu，wurenganre。rujinjingranbeiyigejietoubaitandechijiaoyishengjidangzhongzhangguai，zheirangrenruhenenggouxiangxin？
yipangdemuliuligengshizhangdalehongchun，yifufeiyisuosidemoyang。
他怎么敢？
kezhaohaoranqueshipiepiezui，yagenmeifangzaixinshang。
xiangdazijidemengwa？kaishenmewanxiao？
zijixiashanyiyuesuiranhundeburuyi，dannannankeshihanzaizuilipahuale，pengzaishouxinlipashuaile，zijidoushebudedongshouni。
bieshuoshiyigefuerdaile，jiusuanshitianwanglaozilailedoubucheng。
zhaohaoranbaoqinannanjiuzhunbeilikai。
zhaorelezheibangrenyikanjiubushishenmehaoxiangyude，shengyizuobuchengle，zhaohaoranhaidelingwaixiangbanfashixianzijidehaoyanzhuangyuni，kemeigongfuzaizheililangfei。
zhishizhaohaoranxiangzou，yourenquebuyuanyi。
“made，dalelaozihaixiangzou？wokannishihuoniwaile。”
“nimenhailengzheganshenme？womenyangzhenimenshichiganfandea，haibujiwoxianletadetanzi，made，zaoyaodaolaozitoushanglaile，jitada！”
chenchongwuzheyikouliuxuedelaoya，shenmefengdudoubeipaodaolejiuxiaoyunwai。
tatiaozhejiao，dengzheyanpokoudama。
shengyinluoxia，genzaitashenhoudebaobiaoduishiyiyanjiuweileshanglai。
yigebaobiaochongleguoqu，huiwudequantouyanchouzhejiuyaopengdaozhaohaorandehoubeishang，zheibaobiaoquanfengjingren，jingrandaiqileyizhenfengshengxianranshixunlianyousu。
“你”
muliulihuiguoshenlaiyouxinxiangyaotixingliangju。
zhishitamuguangchaozhezhaohaoranwangqu，quejianhouzheditouduizhehuaizhongdemengwadingzhuleliangju，houzhezhabazhabajiemao，guaiguaidebishangleyanjing。
随后。
zhaohaoranshenleyigelanyao，dourandongle。
budongzeyi，yidongjingren。
嗖～
一道闪电划过。
砰，砰，砰，砰。
拳拳到肉。
weiguandezhongrenshenzhihaimeifanyingguolai，bianjinglengdejiandaoneiqunzhangyawuzhuachaozheneiqingnianchongguoqudeheiyibaobiaomendongdaoxiwaidetangleyidi。
jiangui，zheishiwulingaoshoubucheng？
议论纷纷。
chenchongjianshibumiaodiaotoujiupao，paodexianggetuzi。
weiguanderenyuelaiyueduo，zhaohaoransaolezhongrenyiyan，tapailepaishoufangfozuoleyijianweibuzudaodexiaoshishide，suishoushouqilehengfu，linzhexinglixiangjiuzhunbeilikai。
“先生请留步！”
muliulilengleyixia，lianmangzhuileliangbukaikoudao。
“有事？”
zhaohaoranzhoulezhoumeitou，huayinerbushihenyoushan。
他有点不耐烦了。
yanchouzhenannanduziyijingedegugujiaole，wanshangdehuoshifeihaimeiyouzheluo。
zheiyaoshizhenrangmengwaeleduzi，neizijizheigexuanjiyimaidechuanchengzhehaiburuzhijiemolebozicaihao，neiliankeshizhenzhenerdediudeyiganerjingle。
“baoqian，fangcaishichenchongtangtule，haiqingxianshengbiejianguai。liuliyuanyidaitaxiangnidaoqian，suiranwobuzhidaoxianshengweishenmehuibaitanmousheng，danliuliyuanyixiangxinxianshengyici，xiwangxianshengnenggouchushoubangwomujiaduguonanguan，zhiyubaochou，mujiayidingbuhuirangnishiwang。”
muliulimeiyanroushun，zitaibaidehendi。
taxianqianjianshileshenqianzheiweiqingniandeshenqibiaoxian，ruhebuzhidaozijipengshangleyiweishiwaigaoren？rujinyeyebingzhongchuiwei，jiusuanzhiyouyixianxiwang，tayebuyuanyifangguo。
muliulishenchuyigenqingcongyuzhi。
“baochou？jianzhikexiao，wozhaohaoranqishineidengjianqianyankaizhiren？”
“zhuanqianzhishibudeyieryi，hekuangyiwodebenshinalizhuanbulaiququyiwan？wozheirenkanbingjiangqiuyuanfen，nisuishengdetaoxi，dankexi，zanliangmeishenmeyuanfen。bielanzhewo，wohaiyaoquzhengnaifenqianni。”
zhaohaoranpielepiezui，niutoujiuzou。
xiangzijitangtangxuanjiyimaidejiaojiaozhe，fengshuimingshu，yidaowuxue，tazhaohaorankeweishiwusuobujing，gengbeiyuweixuanjiyimaizuiyoukenengwendingtiandaodejuedingmiaozi。
nalizhengbulailiangdunkendejideqian？
rujinjiusuanluopo，youzenmehuiweileququyiwankuaiditou？
当真是笑话。
zhaohaoranlianshangbuxiezhiyigengnong，tataijiaobianzou，haobuliulian。
wensheng，muliulimeimouandanleyixia。
“shia，shiwoduoduobirenle，rucigaorenziranfengguaoren，youruhenengbeiququyiyiyuandexuanshangzhenjinershoudaoyouhuo？nandaoyeyezhendeguobuquzheiyiguanlema？”
muliulidishengshuozhe，yixingqingleiliutangerchu。
zhishitahuayinganggangluoxia。
muliulibianfaxianzijidaizhedebaobiaomenbuyueertongdehoutuilebanbu，yifurulindadidemoyang。muliuliyileng，tajingyingdebiyisongdong，ganjueyigunanxingdeqixipumianerlai。
嗯？
抬眼一瞧。
muliulilengzaiyuandi，quejianfangcaibaozhemengwayijingzouchulelaoyuandezhaohaoranbuzhiheshiyijingzhanzailezijishenqian。
只是此刻。
zheiweikanchugendidegaorenyanjingzhigougoudedingzheziji，yanzhongfenmingdaxiezhe￥defuhao，nalihaiyouxianqianneibanfuguibunengyin，weiwubunengqudeaorenfenggu？
噗嗤。
muliuliyigemeirenzhu，dunshixiaomianruhua。