第1章

“狗头好痛...”

“shisheizaiqiequwodezhihui?”qinyuemamalieliedebeitengxingle。

tahunshenxiangbeizhongxingkachenianyaguoyiyangteng,caozaderumashengruchaoshuibanyongruer。

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qinyuemeitouyijin,xingchang?zheishicosplay?haishichuanyue?

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tazuoleshiniandeqinjiada**,jiji、xuexiliyi、canjiaxuanxiu,yiqiedouanbujiuban。

zhidao...jingonghouyinrongmaochuzhongbeifengweiguiren。

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zaijingshouqiandaowanguaxingfazhiqianjiumingbujiuyi...

buxingzhongdewanxing,tashentishoudaozhongchuang,binsizhijitashiqudejiyijuexingle。

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beng!zhenshitianbengdiliedejuqing!buguo...taxihuan!

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嚓嚓嚓...

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zhayanjian,tabianduanleqi!

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“zou!”tadishengnuhou。

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“gouhuangdiburen,neiwoyebubiyouyi!”

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“lairen!weijiaoqinjiasuoyouren。”gaotaishangdexingxingguanjishengfenfuxingchangzhouweideshiwei。

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qinyuejinwozhewuqi,shoushangdedongzuoyouxiezhandou。

taxianzaideshentiqingkuang...pashizhichengbuqitagenzheimeduorenduida。

【jiancedaoshengmingjijianghaojin,yicengyiyaokongjianyikaiqi,shifouquyongxumingwan?】

yidaojixiedetishiyinzaiqinyuedenaohaizhongxiangqi。