第4章
“axuezheimekuaijiuhuilai，nandaoyouxiaoxile？”
“ng，laosanquchade。”
“什么情况？”
“xiaoshidilailimeiwenti，danshi......suanle，shifuzijikanba。”
gujingxuejiangcezijiaojimaojiujun，ranhouhaoqididaliangzheguzhangqing......zheijiushixiaoshidima？zhangxiangdaoshibucuo，jiushitaishouledian，erqietianshengjuemai，mingbujiuyi。
shide，guzhangqingsuirankanshangquruobujinfeng，kemianxianghaishihenduanzhengde，meiqingmuxiu、junyineilian，youqishishaoniancikeshuangmujinbishenqingjianyi，gengtianjifenyangguangdeqizhi。
zaikanyipangdedashixiong，zhenshigemangfu，xianqi。
shiyiqishenroulerouyuqingde**，manxinweiqubuganshuo，tazongjuedeshimeikanzijiyanshenguaiguaide。
“混账！”
maojiujunyishengnuma，yonglijiangshouzhongcezipaichengfenmo，erhoutazaicikanxiangyaoyuzhongdeshaonian，yanliduolejifenlianxi。
“zen、zenmeleshifu？”
shiyibeiheleyitiao，buguomaojiujunmeiyouhuida，gujingxueyegewaichenmo。
......
buzhibujue，bangeshichenyihuangerguo。
“yi？xiaoshidijuranhaizaijianchi！？”
gujingxuekanzheyaoyuzhongdeshaoniananandiantou，tongshiduizheigexiaoshidiyouduolejifenrenke。tayejingliguoyaoyuzheiyiguan，haobukuazhangdeshuoneijueduishitarenshengdeheidian，dangshitachadianmeitingguolai，ruoshihuanzuochangrenkongpazaojiubengkuile。
shaoniannenggoujianchidaoxianzai，dequebushiyijianrongyideshiqing。
“shiyi，nidiyiciyaoyudeshihou，jianchileduojiu？”maojiujunturanwenhua，shenqingyoudianhuanghu。
“huibingshifu，zhengzhengyigeshichen。”
shiyijiaoaoditingletingxiong，jinguantatianfuburugujingxueheyeqianxun，keshiyizhiquehenjianren。napatianfuqiangrugujingxue，diyiciyaoyuyezhijianchiledabangeshichen，yeqianxungengshilianbangeshichendoumeiyoujianchixialai。
yinci，zheiyeshishiyiyizhiyilaiyinyiweiaodeshiqing，dashixiongyongyuanshinimendashixiong，erdengshidishimeifanbuletiande。
......
yutongnei，guzhangqingcikechenjinzaijuliedetongkuzhizhong，duiyuwaijiefashengdeyiqiehaobuzhiqing。
tadeshentizaojiudaolechengshoudejixian，quanpingyizhizaijianchi。tashizhongjideshifudefenfu，zijijianchideyuejiu，yaoyudexiaoguojiuyuehao，shifuyinggaiyehuihengaoxing。
nenggourangguanxinzijiderengandaogaoxing，benshenjiushiyijianyouyiyideshiqing。
erqie，zhiyaoshiduishentihao，shaonianbiannengyizhijianchixiaqu，napahuihentongku。
zhengshipingzhezheifenbuqubunaodexinxing，chouhenwufaqinshishaoniandeneixin，tongkuyewufamomieshaoniandeyizhi。
dangran，rentongdeguochengshihennanaode，ruguonenggouzhaodianshiqingfensanzijidezhuyili，huoxuhuiqingsongxuduo。
xiangzhexiangzhe，guzhangqingturanxiangdaolezijilianjianshidejingxiang，tasihuduijiandaoyouzhejiweiminruideganzhi。yushishaoniandenaodailijianjianchuxianyidaomohudeshenying，sixusihuan，buduanyanlianzheshiershiqingyunjianshu。
呃！？
这是什么情况？
naodailizenmehuiyougelianjiandexiaoren？
niansuixindong，jiansuinianqi，haoshengqiguai！
huoxushiyinweizhuyilidefensan，guzhangqingshenshangdetongkuguoranxiaojianlexuduo，bingqiesuizhenaodailidexiaorenchuxian，taduiqingyunjianshudeganwuyeshenkeleyixie。
shijishang，guzhangqingbingbuzhidao，zijiwudawuzhuangjinruyizhongxuanmiaodezhuangtai，sucheng“dunwu”。
ruguoshuorichanglianxijianshushiyijianlianshen，neimetaxianzaizheizhongzhuangtaikeyichengdeshang“yijianlianshen”。tongguoxinshenlianjian，buduanzhuangdadezijijingshenyizhi。
erzheiyangdexiulianfangshi，yijingdapolewudaodezhigu，zoushangleyitiaojieranbutongdexiuxingzhilu。
......
yigeshichenyiguo，shitusanrenmudengkoudai！
ergeshichenguoqule，shitusanrennanyizhixin！
sangeshichenhou，shitusanrenjingweitianren！
zairanhou，shitusanrenyishijingshenhuanghu、xinshenpibei，chedimamule。
“shi、shifu，niguanzheijiaotianfucha？”
shiyituranxiangku，zijidashixiongweiyidejiaoaomeilea。
maojiujunzhanglezhangzuiyuyanyouzhi，yanjiaofengkuangchoudong......suanle，leile，suibianba。
yutongnei，shaoniancikepifutonghong，xiangshibeikaishuizhuleyiyang。tatineidezazhibeidaliangpaichu，chunjingdeyaoshuiyejianjianbiandehunzhuobukan，qineisantouzhezhenzhencibideqiwei。
guzhangqingpingzhezijideyili，yingshijiangzhengzhengyigangyaoshuiquanbuxishoulianhuale，yidiandoumeiyoulangfei，jianzhibukesiyi。
yaozhidao，zheitongyaoyushimaojiujunweiguzhangqingzhunbeiyongqitiandea。
“shi......shifu，xiaoshidibuhuitongdema？”shiyiyifujianleguidebiaoqing。
“废物闭嘴！”
maojiujunbaileduifangyiyan，tabenlaihaijuedezijidedatudixinxinghaishikeyide，danyuguzhangqingxiangbi，chalebushiyidianbandian。
yaobushizijishenbianquegezhongtianzuofande，laotouzigujijiangrenzhuchushimendexindouyoule。
“shimei，woshuocuoshenmelema？”shiyimanlianmangran。
“莽夫！”
“啊！？”
shiyiwanquanmengle，zenmedouzaimaziji，yiqiannimendoukuawonuliyourenzhen，zuofanhenhaochide，suirantianfuchaleyidiandian，danshiyoudazhihuidayilia！
keshixianzai，nimenquemawo？
suoyi，aishihuizhuanyideduima？
......
bantianguoqule，yaoyudexiaoguoyijingwanquanxiaoshi，kemutongzhongdeguzhangqingrengjiumeiyoubandiansuxingdejixiang，fangfoshuizheleyiban。
yaobushishaonianhuxipingwenyouzhang，maojiujuntamendouhuaiyiduifangshibushiwule。
gujingxueyouxiedanyou，renbuzhuxunwendao：“shifu，xiaoshidizheishishenmeqingkuang？”
“wozenmezhidao！”maojiujunmeihaoqidehuida，laoshishuo，tadaoxianzaidouhaimeihuanguoshenlaini。
“......”
gujingxuemantouheixianliaorao，duizijishifushizaiyoudianwuyule。haodaiyeshiweirenshibiao，nizenmehaoyisilizhiqizhuangshuochuzheizhonghuade？shibushijuedezijikuaibuxingle，suoyiliandoubuyaole？
maojiujundunshifanyingguolai，lianmanggankeleliangshengyiyanshizijideganga：“neige，qishinimenbuyongdajingxiaoguai，guzhangqingbenjiutianfuyibing，jiashangzaoniandeyixiejingli，suoyixinzhijianrenyidiandianyeshiheqinghelidema。”
gujingxuechenmole，zheishiyidiandianma？yidiandianhaichabuduo。
buguoyixiangdaoguzhangqinggukulingdingdeshenshi，gujingxuebianmeiyouzaiduoshuoshenme。
“yi？nizenmehaizaizheier？”maojiujunsihuxiangdaoshenme，turanzhuanxiangshiyi。
“nei......neiwogaizainaer？”shiyimengle，momingdexinhuang。
“xianzaishenmeshichenle？tiandouheile，nibuqukanchaishaohuozuofan，weishiwowanshangchishenme？nizheinietushixiangesiweishi，haojichengqingyunjianzongdejiayeduibudui？”maojiujunpokoudama，tuomohengfei。
“a？！bububu、bushide。”
shiyimolebalianshangdetuomoxingzi，yiliuyanjiupaochulefangjian。
jianshiyilikai，maojiujunfuyouzhuanxianggujingxue：“zenme，nimenzhenwusihenxiandema？haishidasuanliuxialaichiwanfan？”
“？？？”
谷净雪满头黑线。
zheizaolaotouzijuranguohechaiqiao？yuelaiyuebudangrenle！
xiageyuedezongmenbuzhu，zhijiekoudiao。
lenghengyisheng，gujingxuezhuanshenerqu，jigeqiluoxiaoshizaiyemuzhizhong。