第5章

bachang,yeankanzheyuanchudebazi。

niutouduizhongrendao:“feiyaosanbaimia,queding?”

“queding!”zhongrenyiqidiantou。

“liangbaimi,womenzheieryoushoudedounengbaifabaizhong。”xiefeiaorandedao。

zhanglundesedekanzheyean:“ninshiduizhang,youshiguyingdeyuanlao。younengnaijiuzhengsibaimiwubaimide,yaoshinengbaifabaizhong,womendaoshihouguifu!”

“dui!”zhongrenqihongdekanzheyean。

yeanxiaozhediantou:“haoba!yuanbenwoxuanzeliangbaimi,shidanxinnimenhaipa。jirannimenzheimeqianglieyaoqiu,siwubaimijiusuanle,neijiusanbaimiba!”

zhongrendelianshangdunshiluchubuxiedexiaorong。

tamenyiweiyeanganggangdehuashizaijizijizhaochangzi。

“tiqianshuohaolea。”yeanzhengzhongdedao:“woyaoshibaifabaizhong,buzhunzaiyourenheyaoezi...”

“dengyixia。”xiefuguiturandao。

“youzenmele?”yeankanxiangta。

xiefuguixiaodao:“yong56buqiangbudaimiaozhunju,zhiyongzhunxinhezhaomenzaisanbaimichusheji,duiwomenqueshitingnan。”

takanxiangzhongren:“dannishiduizhang,kendingbiwomenlihai,quanbudazhongwojuedeyezhengchang。”

“nixiangshuo,zaizengjiadiannandushiba?”yeanshuodao。

“dui!”xiefuguilehehedediantou:“ninshiduizhang,denachudianjuehuoa!”

“shiaduizhang。”jianglinhuaixiaodao:“tigaodiannandu,rangwomenxinfukoufu。”

yeanxiaomimidekanzhetamen,zheibangjiahuodexinsitayiyanjiukantou。

想让我出丑是吧?

“haoa!”yeanmanlianweixiao:“nimendeyaoqiu,manzu。”

yeanzhizheyuanchudebazi:“daihuierwocongneierchongciguolai,buxiuxi,bingqiezaiyifenzhongneidawansanshifazidan。bingqie,baozhengqiangqiangmingzhong。”

“zenmeyang?”yeanmuguangsaoguodajia。

zhongrendelianshangquandouluchudechengdehuaixiao。

sanbaimi,buyongmiaozhunjingdeqingkuangxia,guangshizhunxinhezhaomen,bazijihudoukanbudao。

zheizhongqingkuangxia,xuyaosheshoubaifenbaizhuanzhu。

danyeanyaochongcisanbaimi,ranhoulikesheji.....

neidengyushizaihuxijicu,lianqiangdouzaishangxiazuoyoudahuangdeqingkuangxia,kaihuoqudasanbaimiwaideyigexiaodian....

zheinengqiangqiangmingzhongneijiujianguile。

“yiyanweiding。”zhongrenxingfendediantou。

yeancuozheshou:“buguo,woyexuyaonimenbanggemang。”

“meiwenti。”huangyoucaidashouyihui:“shibangnijubazima?”

.......

“weiweiwei,duizhang。”huangyoucaitengdeziyaliezui:“nidoubawomenjiaobangqilaile,haiyaofanbangshouganshenme?”

yeanxiaomimidedao:“wobushipanimendaihuierdaoluan,bupeihema。”

shuowan,tazhuanshenqubangzhaosheng。

“aiaiai,qingdian,qingdian....”zhaoshengtengdejiwaluanjiao:“biezheimebang,tenga.....womenbuhuifangainishejide!”

“nimenyidinghuifangaide。”yeandudingdeshuo:“suoyi,bixudebangjindian。”

“duizhang,niyetaixiaokanwomenle。”zhanglunlengshengdao:“womenjiushixiangkankannideshili,youmeiyouzigedangwomendeduizhang,sheiyebuhuijinidaoluande。”

“jiushi。”liufengbuxiedeshuo:“womenzaiyuanlailaobudui,neikedoushijianzi。nengqizaiwomentoushangde,bixudebiwomenqiang。womenjiushiyaodianliangdianliangni,zenmekenengdaoluanni?”

“duizhang,nizheishiyixiaorenzhixin,dujunzizhifule。”sundazhilengheng。

yeanzoudaotamianqian,xiaomimidejiangtashuangshoufanbang。

suihouduizhezhongrendao:“daihuierwoduizhenimenyikaiqiang,nimenkendinghededaochuluanpao,zheibujiushijiwodaoluanma?”

jianglinlengxiao:“duizhang,nijiusuanduizhewomen........dengdeng....”

jianglinmengdidengdayanjing:“ni,ni,niganggangshuo.....duiwomenkaiqiang?”

“shia!”yeanxiaomimidediantou,dansuijiyouyaotou:“zhunquedeshuo,wodadeshizheige!”

yeancongkuabaolinachuleyigekongguantou,xiaomimidefangzaitatoushang。

“nimendetoushanghejianbangshanggefangyige。shiwugeren,zhenghaosanshiqianggaoding。”

**....

suoyourenjingkongdedengdayanjing。

“dui,duizhang,ni,nibushizaikaiwanxiaoba?”zhaoshengyiliangangadexiaorong。

“wozheigeren,congbukaiwanxiao。”yeanyilianrenzhen:“shuojinimenzhanshijuehuo,neijiuyidingyaozhanshi,bixuderangnimenfua!”

suoyourenhedeyanzhuzidoukuaidengchulai。

你特妈神经病吧!

rangnizhanshideshidabazi,sheirangnizhanshidawomenle?

tamenxianzaizhongyumingbai,yeanzhiqianshuodehaipashishenmeyisi。

tamenxianzaishizhenhaipaa。

“zhuajinshijian,zhunbeikaishi!”yeanxiaohehedetuozhexiefeihejianglin,dabuchaobaweizouqu。

“duizhang,buyao,buyaoa!”xiefeihedewawadajiao:“huisirende....wojiushihuaiyinidenengli,meixiangbeinidasia...”

“biepa。”yeanxiaodao:“sanbaimieryi,wojiusuantiaoqilaida,yenengbaifabaizhong。”

“wozhendehenzhunde。”yeanchongzheliangrenzhazhayan。

“a.....”jianglinhexiefeihedepinmingdajiao:“jiuminga.....”

yeanlandegentamenfeihua,jiangliangrenzhijiefangzaibawei。

suihoujiangbazichuanguobangzhutamendeshengzi,yonglichazaidishang,zheiyangtamenzhinengbeigudingzaiyuandi。

yeanzhuanshen,qitarenzhengzaiyitiaoyitiaodexiangyaotaozou。

danhenkuaijiubeiyeanquanbukangleguolai,shiwugerenzhengzhengqiqibingliechengpai。

“duizhang,womencuole,womenbugaihuaiyini。”sundazhizhejidedahou:“xianzaiwofule,wozhendefule。”

yeanchongerbuwen,yongxixianjiangguantougudingzaitadenaodaihejianbangshang。

gudingwanbi,taxiaozhepaipaisundazhidelian:“biepa,henkuaijiuwanshi。”

sundazhichadiankuchulai,yiqiangbaotou,kebushihenkuaijiuwanshima。

“duizhang。”zhanglunyuzhongxinzhangdedao:“wozhidaonishishen**,nichaojilihai。kewanyiniyaoshidouleyixiani?ruguodasiren,napashidashangwomen,nibuyedefuzerenma?duizhang,suanleba。”

“duizhang,niqianwanbiechongdonga,chongdongkeshimogui。”zhaoshenghandao:“nihaiyoudahaodeqiantuni,qianwanbiezuoshashia。”

yeanbanghaolezuihouyigeren,weixiaozhehoutui:“nimenshuozheimeduo,haishibuxiangxinwoa。yaoshifule,genbenjiubuhuishuozheimeduo....wohaishiderangnimenfu。”

“a.....”zhongrenjihubengkui。

tamenhaoshuodaishuo,shenzhidourensongle,zheishifeiyaodatamenbukebei?

“womenshiduiyuan,youbushinideduizhang,nidawomenganshenme?”zhaoshengchadiankuchulai。

“cuo!”yeanzhengsedao:“womenduiyuanlaiji**dejianbang,yeshibeiwodalande。”

嘶......

suoyourendaoxiyikouliangqi,zheijiahuoshibufenrenkaiqianga。

meigerendelianshangdoumanshijuewang。

“haole。”yeanqingsongdepaizheshou:“zhunbeikaishiba。”

“dengyixia。”huangyoucaidahou。

“zenmele?”yeanwen。

huangyoucaikuzhelian:“duizhang,wohaiyouzuihouyigeqingqiu。”

“说!”叶安点头。

“nengbunengbuda?”huangyoucaiyanleichadiandiaoxialai。

yeanheheyixiao:“xingle,zhunbeihao,wokaishichongcile。”

shuowan,tadiaozhuanfangxiang,chaozheshejidiankuangchongguoqu。

“ya,duizhang,biechong,biechonga....”

“nimandianzou,buyaopaoa....”

“buyaosanbaimile,liangbaimi,annideyisiliangbaimi....yibaimiyexinga!”

“nageguisunerrangtaqusanbaimidade?”

“a,tadaole,tanaqiangle!”

zhongrenkanzheyuanchudeyeanyijingjuqiqiang,jihutongshidajiao:“biekai.....”

砰砰砰.....

mengliedeqiangshengzhouranxiangqi,zidanxiuxiudehuxiaoerguo。

“a....”zhongrenhedejitikuangjiao。