bachang,yeankanzheyuanchudebazi。
niutouduizhongrendao:“feiyaosanbaimia,queding?”
“queding!”zhongrenyiqidiantou。
“liangbaimi,womenzheieryoushoudedounengbaifabaizhong。”xiefeiaorandedao。
zhanglundesedekanzheyean:“ninshiduizhang,youshiguyingdeyuanlao。younengnaijiuzhengsibaimiwubaimide,yaoshinengbaifabaizhong,womendaoshihouguifu!”
“dui!”zhongrenqihongdekanzheyean。
yeanxiaozhediantou:“haoba!yuanbenwoxuanzeliangbaimi,shidanxinnimenhaipa。jirannimenzheimeqianglieyaoqiu,siwubaimijiusuanle,neijiusanbaimiba!”
zhongrendelianshangdunshiluchubuxiedexiaorong。
tamenyiweiyeanganggangdehuashizaijizijizhaochangzi。
“tiqianshuohaolea。”yeanzhengzhongdedao:“woyaoshibaifabaizhong,buzhunzaiyourenheyaoezi...”
“dengyixia。”xiefuguiturandao。
“youzenmele?”yeankanxiangta。
xiefuguixiaodao:“yong56buqiangbudaimiaozhunju,zhiyongzhunxinhezhaomenzaisanbaimichusheji,duiwomenqueshitingnan。”
takanxiangzhongren:“dannishiduizhang,kendingbiwomenlihai,quanbudazhongwojuedeyezhengchang。”
“nixiangshuo,zaizengjiadiannandushiba?”yeanshuodao。
“dui!”xiefuguilehehedediantou:“ninshiduizhang,denachudianjuehuoa!”
“shiaduizhang。”jianglinhuaixiaodao:“tigaodiannandu,rangwomenxinfukoufu。”
yeanxiaomimidekanzhetamen,zheibangjiahuodexinsitayiyanjiukantou。
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“haoa!”yeanmanlianweixiao:“nimendeyaoqiu,manzu。”
yeanzhizheyuanchudebazi:“daihuierwocongneierchongciguolai,buxiuxi,bingqiezaiyifenzhongneidawansanshifazidan。bingqie,baozhengqiangqiangmingzhong。”
“zenmeyang?”yeanmuguangsaoguodajia。
zhongrendelianshangquandouluchudechengdehuaixiao。
sanbaimi,buyongmiaozhunjingdeqingkuangxia,guangshizhunxinhezhaomen,bazijihudoukanbudao。
zheizhongqingkuangxia,xuyaosheshoubaifenbaizhuanzhu。
danyeanyaochongcisanbaimi,ranhoulikesheji.....
neidengyushizaihuxijicu,lianqiangdouzaishangxiazuoyoudahuangdeqingkuangxia,kaihuoqudasanbaimiwaideyigexiaodian....
zheinengqiangqiangmingzhongneijiujianguile。
“yiyanweiding。”zhongrenxingfendediantou。
yeancuozheshou:“buguo,woyexuyaonimenbanggemang。”
“meiwenti。”huangyoucaidashouyihui:“shibangnijubazima?”
.......
“weiweiwei,duizhang。”huangyoucaitengdeziyaliezui:“nidoubawomenjiaobangqilaile,haiyaofanbangshouganshenme?”
yeanxiaomimidedao:“wobushipanimendaihuierdaoluan,bupeihema。”
shuowan,tazhuanshenqubangzhaosheng。
“aiaiai,qingdian,qingdian....”zhaoshengtengdejiwaluanjiao:“biezheimebang,tenga.....womenbuhuifangainishejide!”
“nimenyidinghuifangaide。”yeandudingdeshuo:“suoyi,bixudebangjindian。”
“duizhang,niyetaixiaokanwomenle。”zhanglunlengshengdao:“womenjiushixiangkankannideshili,youmeiyouzigedangwomendeduizhang,sheiyebuhuijinidaoluande。”
“jiushi。”liufengbuxiedeshuo:“womenzaiyuanlailaobudui,neikedoushijianzi。nengqizaiwomentoushangde,bixudebiwomenqiang。womenjiushiyaodianliangdianliangni,zenmekenengdaoluanni?”
“duizhang,nizheishiyixiaorenzhixin,dujunzizhifule。”sundazhilengheng。
yeanzoudaotamianqian,xiaomimidejiangtashuangshoufanbang。
suihouduizhezhongrendao:“daihuierwoduizhenimenyikaiqiang,nimenkendinghededaochuluanpao,zheibujiushijiwodaoluanma?”
jianglinlengxiao:“duizhang,nijiusuanduizhewomen........dengdeng....”
jianglinmengdidengdayanjing:“ni,ni,niganggangshuo.....duiwomenkaiqiang?”
“shia!”yeanxiaomimidediantou,dansuijiyouyaotou:“zhunquedeshuo,wodadeshizheige!”
yeancongkuabaolinachuleyigekongguantou,xiaomimidefangzaitatoushang。
“nimendetoushanghejianbangshanggefangyige。shiwugeren,zhenghaosanshiqianggaoding。”
**....
suoyourenjingkongdedengdayanjing。
“dui,duizhang,ni,nibushizaikaiwanxiaoba?”zhaoshengyiliangangadexiaorong。
“wozheigeren,congbukaiwanxiao。”yeanyilianrenzhen:“shuojinimenzhanshijuehuo,neijiuyidingyaozhanshi,bixuderangnimenfua!”
suoyourenhedeyanzhuzidoukuaidengchulai。
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rangnizhanshideshidabazi,sheirangnizhanshidawomenle?
tamenxianzaizhongyumingbai,yeanzhiqianshuodehaipashishenmeyisi。
tamenxianzaishizhenhaipaa。
“zhuajinshijian,zhunbeikaishi!”yeanxiaohehedetuozhexiefeihejianglin,dabuchaobaweizouqu。
“duizhang,buyao,buyaoa!”xiefeihedewawadajiao:“huisirende....wojiushihuaiyinidenengli,meixiangbeinidasia...”
“biepa。”yeanxiaodao:“sanbaimieryi,wojiusuantiaoqilaida,yenengbaifabaizhong。”
“wozhendehenzhunde。”yeanchongzheliangrenzhazhayan。
“a.....”jianglinhexiefeihedepinmingdajiao:“jiuminga.....”
yeanlandegentamenfeihua,jiangliangrenzhijiefangzaibawei。
suihoujiangbazichuanguobangzhutamendeshengzi,yonglichazaidishang,zheiyangtamenzhinengbeigudingzaiyuandi。
yeanzhuanshen,qitarenzhengzaiyitiaoyitiaodexiangyaotaozou。
danhenkuaijiubeiyeanquanbukangleguolai,shiwugerenzhengzhengqiqibingliechengpai。
“duizhang,womencuole,womenbugaihuaiyini。”sundazhizhejidedahou:“xianzaiwofule,wozhendefule。”
yeanchongerbuwen,yongxixianjiangguantougudingzaitadenaodaihejianbangshang。
gudingwanbi,taxiaozhepaipaisundazhidelian:“biepa,henkuaijiuwanshi。”
sundazhichadiankuchulai,yiqiangbaotou,kebushihenkuaijiuwanshima。
“duizhang。”zhanglunyuzhongxinzhangdedao:“wozhidaonishishen**,nichaojilihai。kewanyiniyaoshidouleyixiani?ruguodasiren,napashidashangwomen,nibuyedefuzerenma?duizhang,suanleba。”
“duizhang,niqianwanbiechongdonga,chongdongkeshimogui。”zhaoshenghandao:“nihaiyoudahaodeqiantuni,qianwanbiezuoshashia。”
yeanbanghaolezuihouyigeren,weixiaozhehoutui:“nimenshuozheimeduo,haishibuxiangxinwoa。yaoshifule,genbenjiubuhuishuozheimeduo....wohaishiderangnimenfu。”
“a.....”zhongrenjihubengkui。
tamenhaoshuodaishuo,shenzhidourensongle,zheishifeiyaodatamenbukebei?
“womenshiduiyuan,youbushinideduizhang,nidawomenganshenme?”zhaoshengchadiankuchulai。
“cuo!”yeanzhengsedao:“womenduiyuanlaiji**dejianbang,yeshibeiwodalande。”
嘶......
suoyourendaoxiyikouliangqi,zheijiahuoshibufenrenkaiqianga。
meigerendelianshangdoumanshijuewang。
“haole。”yeanqingsongdepaizheshou:“zhunbeikaishiba。”
“dengyixia。”huangyoucaidahou。
“zenmele?”yeanwen。
huangyoucaikuzhelian:“duizhang,wohaiyouzuihouyigeqingqiu。”
“说!”叶安点头。
“nengbunengbuda?”huangyoucaiyanleichadiandiaoxialai。
yeanheheyixiao:“xingle,zhunbeihao,wokaishichongcile。”
shuowan,tadiaozhuanfangxiang,chaozheshejidiankuangchongguoqu。
“ya,duizhang,biechong,biechonga....”
“nimandianzou,buyaopaoa....”
“buyaosanbaimile,liangbaimi,annideyisiliangbaimi....yibaimiyexinga!”
“nageguisunerrangtaqusanbaimidade?”
“a,tadaole,tanaqiangle!”
zhongrenkanzheyuanchudeyeanyijingjuqiqiang,jihutongshidajiao:“biekai.....”
砰砰砰.....
mengliedeqiangshengzhouranxiangqi,zidanxiuxiudehuxiaoerguo。
“a....”zhongrenhedejitikuangjiao。