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荒谬！
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“shenme...jingshenchuhu？”takanwanhoulianseshabai，lenghanzhimao。
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真是搞笑。
wolengxiaodao：“chuguideshihoubuzhidaocuo，nijiayaoqiangwofangzideshihoubuzhidaocuo，xianzaisidaolintoucaizhidaocuo！”
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huichangliderenqunkaishiqieqiesiyu，yourennaqishoujiduizhunguizaidishangdezhongshuyafengkuangpaishe。
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wocongbaolishuaichuyifenyiyuanjianyanbaogao，guyirangtamenpiaosayidi。
全场瞬间安静下来。
“zhongshuya，nihuanyouwuluanzheng！daodishisheixiabulaidan？！”
“nimenweizaobaogaoshuowobunengshengyudeshiqing，woyechadeyiqingerchu。”
全场又是一阵惊讶。
zhongshuyalengzhule，tajianqidishangdejianyanbaogao，dengzheyanjingyiziyizidikanwan。
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wangyouzaiwangshangjingranhaifaxianlezhongshuyajingranhaishangchuanleneixie**deshipin！
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