“王上！”
chaoyangdianzhong，baimenggonggongjingjingxiangqinzhengxingli，taiduchengken，yuqizhongyixihaikeyiganshoudaonongnongdejidong。
shishiyezhengshiruci，baimengbudebujidong。
tatuozhezheijulaomaidecanqu，weidejiushikandaoxishuguojunmituzhifan，zhongzhuxishurongguang。
erxianzai，tazhongyudengdaolezheiyitiandedaolai。
suiranyoudianwan，dantadengdaole！
qinzhengxianyaleyashou，shiyibaimengxianluozuo，ranhouzhuantoudao：“baidouwei，niqushouzhedianmen，buyaorangrenherenjinlai！”
“喏！”
ganggangzoumashangrendebaiqilijizhuanshenzouxiangchaoyangdianmenkou，shouzhongwozhezhanxuezhangjian，suishidoukeyichuqiaokanren。
dengdaodadianlimeiyouwairen，qinzhengkaishipansuanzenmekaikoucaisuanheshi。
daoxianzaiweizhi，jushihaisuanbijiaominglang。
zhanshichen、jujueheqin，jiafengbaiqi，suishuotayijinghuodebaohuangpaidezhichi，danjiexialaihaiyougengyanzhongdewentixuyaojiejue。
北周！
“baisitu！guanyuheqinyishi，nizenmekan？”
qinzhengzhoujinmeitou，yuqichenzhong。
baimenglianshangyuanbenhaiguazhejifenxiaoyi，dantingdaoqinzhengdexunwenhou，xiaorongxunsuxiaosan。
“beizhoulaizhebushan，chaozhonghaiyouchaochenxiangyaojilicuoheliangguoheqin，neiyouwaihuanzhongzhong，xiangyaojiejuecishi……bingburongyi。”
baimengliangchaoweijiang，zaibubeiyuanshenxihuandeqiantixia，hainengwenzuopiaoqijiangjundeweizhi，kaodekebuzhishidangnianjizanxiadegonglao。
shaojiasisuohou，baimengcaimianseningzhongdao：“zaiweichenkanlai，xiangyaozuzhihebeizhouheqinyishi，shouxianyaozhaorenjiemeng，tongshisuqingchaotangjianning。”
qinzhengmeitouweiweiyangqi，henkuaijiulijielebaimenghualideyisi。
xishuzaiyuanshenzheixieniandezhetengxia，guoliyinianburuyinian，buranbeizhouyebuhuizheimedazhangqiguqifushangmen。
jiemengshiweilebaozhengbuhuibeibeizhougandiao，suqingchaotangzeshiweileshangxiayixin，genghaodezhangkongchaotang。
qinzhengsisuopiankehou，chenshengxunwendao：“paokaibeizhoubushuo，shengxiadenansong、nanqi、nanliang、nanchen，beiwei、xiweigeguozhong，youmeiyoushihejiejiaodeguojia？”
tashuobuheqin、bunagong，shizhibuxiangbiedeguojiafushouchengchen，danchundehezuoguanxi，shiwanquankeyijieshoude。
yuanshenpingshizhizhidaochihewanle，duigeguojushibandiandoubuzaihu，ziranyemeiyouliuxiarenhexiangguanjiyi。
zhengshizheigeyuanyin，tacaihuitedibabaimenghanguolaiwenwenqingkuang。
tingdaoxunwen，baimengshaolengleyixia。
tabenlaihaiyouxieyouyugaizenmekaikou，bijingbuheqinkeyizhangxianxishufenggu，danquewufaconggenbenshangjiejuewenti。
danxianzai，haimeidengtaquanshuo，wangshangfanerzhudongwenlechulai。
youdixian，danyoubuyufu。
这才是明君啊！
baimenglenglengkanzheqinzheng，shadiguobaidoubucengdouguoyixiadeshuangshou，cishiqueweiweifazhan。
xishuzhongzhenxirirongguangyouwang！
baimengdanxiguidi，shuangshoubaoquan：“huiwangshang！yichenzhijian，zhuguozhizhong，weixiweishizuijiaxuanze！”
wenyan，qinzhengxiayishiyihuodao：“xiwei？”
“没错。”
baimengdiandiantou，zhijieledangjieshidao：“xiweisuiranyuxishutongweipianyuzhididexiaoguo，danxiweiyouwushuangmengjiangdianlai。”
“ruguonengyuxiweijiemeng，jikeyijiezhudianlaideweishiweishezhuguo，haikeyiyuxiweigongshouyixin，diyuwaidi。”
“只是……”
shuodaozheilideshihou，baimengshaoweichiyileyixia。
qinzhengzhoulezhoumei，henkuaijiuxiangmingbaibaimengzaidanxinshenme：“nishijuede，xiweihuijujuejiemeng？”
“huiwangshanghua，dequeruci。”
baimengzhouzhemeitou，menshengdao：“xiweibubixishu，xiweisuiranguoxiaoshiwei，danpingshiyuzhuguoyesuanxianganwushi。”
“chenyiwei，xiweiweilebimianrehuoshangshen，kenenghuijujuejiemeng。”
qinzhengdiandiantou，biaoshiduibaimengshuofaderenke。
zheidequeshigehendadewenti。
huantashixiweideguojun，yudaozheizhongshiqing，gujierhuabushuojiujujuele。
zhoumeisisuoliangjiuhou，qinzhengzhijieledangdao：“jiemengdeshiqingguarenziyoubanfa，buguozaineizhiqian，guarenhaixuyaonibangmangzhaoxiedongxi。”
shuowan，qinzhengzhaoshourangbaimengkaojin，dishengjieshileyifan。
tingwanhou，baimenglaolianshangmanshieran，danzuihouhaishigongjingdiantou：“laochenzhidaole。”
“那就行。”
qinzhengxiaozhediandiantou，suikoudao：“duile，neiweiwushuangmengjiangyoumeiyoushenmeaihaoa？”
“爱好？”
baimengzhoumeisisuopianke，ranhoucaijiezheshuodao：“ruguochenmeiyoujicuodehua，dianlaihaojiu，riritongyinmeijiusanweng，jushuotadangnianyuanyiliuzaixiwei，jiushiyinweixiweiduchanzuiluanjiu。”
“酒？”
tingdaozheigeziyan，qinzhengxinqingdunshibiandeguaiyiqilai。
taqianshideshihou，keshigeshidashidejiumengzia！
shenmenongxiangjiangxiangfengxiang，shenmebailandifutejiaweishiji，zhiyouhaimeiniangchulaidejiu，jiumeiyoutameiheguodejiu。
“既然这样……”
“启禀王上！”
“lingwangfeicharensonglaikouxin，wenwangshangkefouhuijingrengongyixu。”
qinzhenghuahaimeiyoushuowan，menwaituranchuanlaigongrendetixingsheng。
qinzhengshaolengleyixia，zheicaifanyingguolai。
lingwangfei，tadezhenggonglaopo。
tongyangyeshibeizhouyaoqiuheqindeduixiang。
“王上。”
suizhemenwaitixingshengxiaoshi，baimengyeshishikaikoudao：“jiranlingwangfeizhaowangshang，neichenyejiubudaraowangshangle。”
“wangshangxiangyaodedongxi，laochenzheijiuquzhunbei，mingrizaochaoshiyidingzhunbeihao。”
qinzhengwangzheshenselvexianpibeidebaimeng，shaojiasisuohouhaishidiandiantou。
youyuganggangzhongsheng，tachadianwanglezheiweikeshigenianguobanbaidelaoren。
“nihuiquhouhaishixianhaohaoxiuxiba。”
“喏，多谢王上。”
baimengzaidugongshenxingli，ranhoushenziweigong，huanbutuichuchaoyangdian。
wangzhebaimengweituodejibei，qinzhengxinlishulekouzhangqi。
kuideyoubaimengzheizhongzhongxingenggengdelaochen，burantahaizhenbuyidingnengshunlishangshouguojundeshenfen。
yihouyoushenmehaodongxi，xianjinzhebaimengyong，kebunengkuidailerenjia。
daizhezheiyangdexiangfa，qinzhenglikailechaoyangdian。
zaixinrenjinwuweidouweibaiqidebaohuxia，qinzhengzhibenlingwangfeisuozaidejingrengongganqu。
neiweilingwangfeishuoshitadezhengpaiwangfei，danyuanshenliuxiadejiyipianduanzhong，quezhaobudaorenheguanyulingwangfeidejiyi。
haoxiangyuanshenqulingwangfeishibeibide，suoyiyuanshenyizhibutaixihuanlingwangfei，quhuigongzhihou，zhishixiangzhengxingdepairensongguoquyidianliwu，zhihoujiuzaiyemeiwenguo。
erqietingshuoheqinduixiangshilingwangfeihou，yuanshenhaoxianghaitingleyi。
qinzhengzuijiaochoulechou，xinlimomomaleyiju。
quhuijiabuwenbuwenyejiusuanle，tingshuobierenyaoqiangzijidelaopo，haishangganzhewangwaisong？
神经病吧！
yuanshennenghuodaoxianzai，yezhenshinanweibaimengzheixiezhongchenle。
qinzhengxiangzheguanyulingwangfeideshiqing，henkuaijiudaolejingrengong。
haimeidaojingrengong，qinzhengyuanyuandejiukandaoyouyiqunrenzaidianmenkoudengzhe。
kanzhezhanzaizuiqianmianneigeshenchuanjinpaodenvren，qinzhengxiayishidunzhujiao，shuangyanzhengdeliuyuan。
“我靠！”
“这是我老婆？”