shuangshiyigongsibaodan，weilebaozhengfahuoshixiao，woqianleyibisanshiwandehangkongjiajiwuliufei，xuyaocaiwuzongjianshenpi。
caiwuzongjianbadanzishuaizaidishang，zhizhewoma。
“sanshiwan？nizhidaogebibumenchaozhicaiyiwanma？nishixiangbagongsimaixialai！”
wowanyaojianqidanzi，bubeibukang：
“gebibumenrifahuoliangyiqiandan，womenshishiwandan。”
“yinweibaoxuefenglu，buzoukongyun，guangpingtaifakuanjiudepeisanbaiwan。”
“neishinidewenti，bushiwocaiwudewenti！”
他一句话堵死我：
“nidelantanzizijishoushi，woshibuhuipide。”
“nizheigeyunyingfuzeren，wokanshizuodaotoule！”
buchushifenzhong，laobanchongjinbangongshi，juzheshoujishangdepingtaijinggao。
“sheifuzedeyunying？damianjifahuoyanchi，dianpudouyaobeifengle！”
caiwuzongjianlikezhizhewo，woyingshanglaobandemuguang：
“laoban，wobanxiaoshiqiantichudejiejuefangan，yinweinenglibuxingbeilizongjianbohuile。”
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laobanchuaikaimenchongjinlai，shouligaojuzheshouji，pingmushangdehongsejinggaociyanduomu。
“yunyingbusheiguanshi？quanxianchanpinfahuoyanchi，pingtaijinggaoshuoyaofengwomendianpu！”
caiwuzongjian**shoujiyankuai，yibazhixiangwo：
“wangzong，shita！chenxi！woganghaipipingta，xianghuasanshiwanzoushenmekongyun，jianzhishihunao！”
wangzongdenuhuolikezhuanyidaowoshenshang。
woyingzhetadeshixian，jiangbeiroudezhoubabadeshenqingdantanzaizhuoshang，shengyinpingjing：
“wangzong，banxiaoshiqian，wotijiaolesanshiwandehangkongjiajiwuliufangan，yongyiyingduihuabeidiqudebaoxuefenglu。danlizongjianrenweiwonenglibuzu，wufazuochuzhengquepanduan，bohuileshenqing。”
“驳回就对了！”
**抢着邀功。
“sanshiwan！wangzongnintingting，zheishumuduoheren！womenjuebunengkaizheizhongpuzhanglangfeidekouzi！”
wangzongbeizheisanshiwanjingdeyileng，suijinuqigengsheng：
“chenxi！nizhidaogongsichuangyeduoburongyima？nijiuzheimehuaqian？fahuoyanchi，nixiangbiedebanfajiejue！banfashirenxiangchulaide！”
“xianzai，like，mashangqujiejue！jiejuebule，zheigeyunyingfuzerenniyebieganle！”
wokanzheta，xinliyipianbingleng。
baoxueshitianzai，weiyidejiejuejiushizoukongyun，xianzaiqueyaowopingkongbianchuqitadebanfalai。
jinjiezhe，quangongsidequndanchuyitiaoyouxingzhengbufachudetongbao。
【tongbaopiping：yunyingbufuzerenchenxi，yinqicuowudeyuanhepanduanshiwu，daozhigongsimianlindamianjifahuoyanchi，kenengzaochenggaodasanbaiwandepingtaifakuanjidianpufengjinfengxian。qiciqiantijiaodesanshiwanhangkongwuliuyusuan，beicaiwuzongjian**tongzhijishizhizhi，bimianlegengdasunshi。wangquantiyuangongyinyiweijie，dujuecileihaogaowuyuan、tuolishijidegongzuozuofeng。】
yishunjian，bangongshilisuoyourendemuguangdoujujiaozaiwoshenshang，xingzailehuo。
**zaiqunliyiqifengfadifayan：
【ganxiegongsidexinren，caiwudezhizejiushiweigongsidemeiyifenqianfuze！buxiangmouxieren，dashoudajiaoguanle，wanquanmeiyouchengbenyishi。】
gebibumendezongjianzhangweilikegenshang：
【lizongjianshuodedui！womenbumenjiuhenhao，zheigeyueyusuanhaijieyuleyiwanduoni！zheicaishiweigongsizhexiang！】
**：
【@quantichengyuan，douxiangzhangweizongjianxuexi！zheicaishigongsidehaobangyang！puzhanglangfeideren，zhihuibagongsituokua！】
wodingzhepingmushangneiju“cuowudeyuan”，lengxiaoyisheng，qiaoxiayixingzifalechuqu。
【qingwenlizongjian，zhengquedeyuanshishenme？】
群里瞬间死寂。