第1章
shuangjiangshijie，qingchenwuqimiman，kongqizhongtouzheliangyi。
yitiaohuanshanerxiudegonglushang，yougebeizheshuangjianbaodenvhai，zhengjingjingzhanzailubian。
nvhaiyouyishuanghaokantaohuayan，bizigaoting，shuangchunpianbo，pifufeichangbai，fangfonengfanguang，danquetouzheyizhongbingtai，danzheibingbuzhesunqimeimao，fandaorangrenxinshenglianxizhigan。
ganshouzheliangyi，chijinchoulechoubizi，yuandiduojiaohaorangzijishaojuenuanhexie。
ruguobushiyinweidianlidehuomeile，xuyaodaosongfengshandaoguanjinhuo，tacaibuhuifangzhezhaizaidianlideshufurizibuguo，daqingzaozaizheierdengshunfengche。
shijianyidiandianguoqu，linjiandewuqiyuelaiyuenong，jiuzaichijinganjuezijikuaiyaodongdeshentidouyaomaledeshihou，yidaoheisehaocheyouyuanjijin，chuangruletadeshixianzhizhong。
zaiwuqizhongyinyuekejian，neicheyizhizaishandaolaihuixingshi。
kanzheneiliangzaoyule‘guidaqiang’dehaoche，chijinrenbuzhumeifengyitiao。
shaqiyingrao，neiliangchejihuzhenggedoubeiheiqilongzhaoqizhong，kepianpianqueyouyoujidaoxunchangrenchajuebudaodejinguangshanshuoqizhong。
有趣。
tashangbeizishirenwushu，haimeijianguozheizhongxianxiangni！
“laoban，zanmenshibushiyudaoguidaqiangleya？”
mingmingzheitiaohuanxingshanludingduoxingshishiwufenzhongjiunengshirusuidao，kexianzai，douyijingkailekuaibanxiaoshile，ketamenhaiyizhizaihuanxingshanlu，bujiansuidaorukou，sijiyouxiebuanqilai。
“mixin！zheishishangmeiyougui，nalaideguidaqiang？”
chehouzuodenanrenshengyinchenwen，meiyousihaohuangluandehuidadao，“jixukai。”
“haodelaoban。”sijiyaoleyaoya，qiangrenxindidebuan，jixuxingshi。
youxingshileliangfenzhonghou，chezituranlailegejichache，houzuonanrenmeitoumengdiyizhou，kanxiangqianfang。
yuanlaishiyouyigebeizheshuangjianbaodenvhaizituranlanxialetamendeche。
sijidakaiyixiaobanchechuang，kanzhelanxiatamenchezidenvhai，yandishanguoyimojingyan，suihoukeqidiwendao：“xiaoguniang，youshima？”
“woyeyaoxiashan，nimennengshaodaiwoyichengma？”
chijinxiaolexiao，“woyijingzouleyixiaoshile，yizhimeipengdaoqitadeche。”
“这......”
sijisuiranhenxiangbangmang，dantazuobulezhu，weinandichaohoumiankanqu。
“不行。”
houchexianghudiyueqiyidaochunhoudichendenansheng：“kaizou。”
chijinxunshengtouguochechuangwangqu，kandaohouchexiangneizuozheyigeyingjunnanren。
“buhaoyisi......”
jianzijialaobanbutongyirangrendashunfengche，sijizhinengmiandaiqianyidegenrenshuoyisheng，kesheizhitahuagangqilegetou，jiukandaoneigezhangdehaokandexiaoguniangzhijiezouxiangchezihoupaiweizhi，zhijielakaichemenshangleche。
司机：“！！！”
tamingmingmeiyoukaichesuo，laobanyemeiyouzhudongkaichemen，zheigexiaonizishiruhedakaichemende？
shangchehou，chijinzheicaikanqingnanrendezhangxiang，taneishuangrumoyubandeyanjingdunshiyiliang！
nanrendezhangxianghenjue，suiranmianseshaoxiancangbai，danjianmeixingmu，wuguanshenke，chenyikoudaolezuishangmiandeneikekouzi，hunshenshangxiadoutouzhejinyubazongdeqixi。
“sheiyunxunishangchede？”
nanrenmeitoujincu，neishuangmoheirushenyuanbandetongkongfanzhexilideyanshenguang，chendetazhoushenqixirangrenjuedebingdongsanchi。
chijinxiangshimeiyoutingdaonanrendehuaside，ziguzidaliangzhenanrendemianxiang。
zhangdeshizhenhaokan，zhikexi......
这位霸总快要死了。
kanzhesisishaqizainanrenlengjundemeiyanjianfudong，shenzhizhongdaozaishenwainingerbusandechengdu，chijinxinzhongxixubuyi。
benyingshiminggeziweiruzhugong，guishenbuqin、qiyunjiashendemingge，danrujin......
nanrenxianranbeirengaiguoming，minggecongziweidimingdemingge，bianchenglerenshengguiming。
renshengguimingzhiren，shenshangdeshaqibizhiyibanxiaoguidouyaojingchunnonghoudeduo，duiyuneixiepanjuzairenjiandeliguieryan，zheizhongrenjiushijubuzhiwu，yidanganjuedaoyoutianshengguimingderenchuxian，jiuhuipobujidaidichongshanglaijiangzheiyangderenfenershizhi。
rujinnanrenshenshangdeshaqi，jianzhihouzhongdaokuaiyaojiangtazhenggerendoujitunle，suirantazishengongdeshenhou，rangtaanwenhuodaolexianzai，danxianzaitadegongdejinguangyijingwufazaiyazhitineishaqi，ertamennengzaoyuguidaqiang，jiushizuihaoshuoming。ruozaibuhuajieshaqi，jiangminggegaihui，bujinnanrenhuisi，jiulianshenbianqinjinderen......
suiranzheiqingkuanglianchijindougandaojishou，duanshijianzhineiyexiangbudaoheshidefazijiejue，danfangrenyigenengyizishengongdechengdaoxianzaidehaoren，rangtayingaimingerquchengshoubenbugaichengshoudeeyun，chijinhaishiwufazhizhibuli，“xiansheng，nikuaisile。”
gushenzhimeitouweicu，yandihuaguoyinyu。
tajianguowushumingyuanqianjinyigezhongfangshigouda，quecongweijianguozheizhong，shanglaijiuzhoutaside。
“下车！”
“niminggeteshu，shaqichanshen。”chijinyilianyansu，“ren、guidouhuixiangyaohaini。”
“shuohuangyeyaobiangexianghuade。”gushenzhijunlianfahei，tamouguangshenchendekanzhechijin，yuqilengjun，“youduoshaorenpawo，jiuyouduoshaorenxianghaiwo，zheiwochengren。keniruguoshuozheishijianyougui，erwoyoushishaqichanshen，neiwozenmedaoxianzaidoumeiyoujianguosuoweidegui？”
“ai......”chijintanxiyisheng，“nizhidaozijibeirengaiguomingma？”
“shenmegaiming？wujizhitan！”
gushenzhidemeifeng，weibukejiandilonglelong。
suishuohaomenduiyumingshuxuanxuezhileidedoubiputongrenjiechudedouyaoduoyixie，dangushenzhixianglaishiwushenlunzhe，buxinguishen。
zaijiashangqianduanshijiancongyeyekouzhongdezhitahaiyouyimenwawaqin，jiushiyinweiduifangdeminggeyutaxiangfuxiangchengcaidingxiade，zheiranggushenzhiduiyumingshuzhishuo，gengjiayane。
zheixiaoyatou，haizhenshiganzaitadeleidianshangbengdi。
chijinxiangshimeiyouchajuedaogushenzhideqingxuyizaibaofabianyuanyiban，yuzhongxinzhangdejiezheshuodao：“ziweidimingbeigaichengrenshengguiming，ruozaifangrenbuguan，bujinnihuisi，jiuliannishenbianqinjinderenyenantaoeyun。”
gushenzhiwenyanliansexiandeyufanan，zheigeyatou，zhoutayejiubale，juranliantaqinrendoubufangguo？
“xiache，biebiwodongshou。”
gushenzhimouseyinmaididingzhechijin，yuqiburongzhihui。
chijinjianzhuangwunaidisonglesongjian。
gangcaitaguannanrenmianxiang，mingmenchuchuleshaqizhiwai，haiyouheiqiyingrao，cinaidaxiongzhizhao，haiyouneimeishangzuobianrijiao，yechengheibaiqise，shuomingtafuqinjinqiyeyoudajielinshen。
xiacheqian，chijinhaishihaoxindeqiangxingsaijilegushenzhiyizhangshouxiemingpian。
“xiansheng，jinqixiaoxinmingzilidaihuoderen。”
gushenzhichuimoukanzheshoulineizhangzhengmianxiezhe“chidashifengshuidian”，beimianhuazheyidaoguihuafutuanbandeshouxiemingpianshi，renbuzhumolemoyagen。
“开车！”
sijiwenyan，qidonglechezi，cetoukanxiangcheziyicedehoushijing，kanzhechehoufangchijindanbodeshenyingjianjiansuoxiao，xindiwushengtanxileyisheng。
zheitiaoluhenshaoyouchezihuiluguo，yebuzhizheixiaoguniangcuoguoletamenzheiliangche，shenmeshihoucaihuidengdaoxialiangche。
shuolaiyeguai，zheicichezixingshilebudaoliangfenzhong，qianfangdedawusankai，youruboyunjianriban，luchusuidaorukou。
sijizhanglezhangzui，xiangdaogangcaineixiaoguniangduilaobanshuoguodehua，houbeiyihan。
erzuozaihoupaidegushenzhibingweichajuedaoshenmeyiyang，takanzheshoulideneizhangsuoweidemingpian，qiangrenzhuxiangyaojiangqirouchengyituanfeizhidechongdong，pailezhangzhaopianfajilezijidemishu。
“diaochayixiazheigeren。”