kanzhecongyipangzouguodeerzi，lizhangfengmeiyouyisiguanxin，zhiwendao：“niyaoqunaer？”
“关你屁事！”
李云霄稍作停顿。
“nimenjide，yijinghaiqingle，congciyihou，woyunimenlijiazaiwubandianguage。”
ganjuezijizaodaolewuni，lizhangfengmeitouyizhou，gangxiangkaikouchize，quefaxianduifangyijingchongchuledamen。
“老公，怎么了？”
zheishi，tadelaopowangruolanzouleguolai。
lizhangfengzheicaijiangnuhuoyalexiaqu。
“没事，走吧！”
errenxieshou，chaoxiaoerzidebingfangzouqu。
luguomoujianbingfangdeshihou，turantingdaoyishengcanjiao！
“呀！！！”
liansedabian，errenxiayishizhuantou，wangxiangleneishuaidaozaididehushi。
wangruolanliansedabian，mengdiwuzhulezuiba！
“zhei......？！”
kanzheneimandidexuerou，lizhangfengjiangyingtaitou，zheicaifanyingguolai，zheidaodishisheidebingfang！
“幼稚！”
lianseyichen，tazhijietaochudianhua，zhaodaoleyigemingwei“baohusanh”dehaoma。
“是我。”
“bangwojiang‘liyunxiao’zheigemingzi，conglijiadehukoushang，zhijiehuadiao。”
“congcikeqi，‘liyunxiao’zheigeren，hewolijia，zaiwubandianguanxi。”
guawandianhua，yibiananweiqizi，yibiankanzheneidishangdexuerou，lizhangfengqingmiedao：“xiangnazheigelaiqiwo？nixiangduole！”
......
翌日。
rongchengyizhongdecaochangshang，wushuxuesheng、laoshijujiyuci，zhushizheneisanfazhewucaiguangmangde“shenshi”。
juexingyishihenjiandan，nianman18suideren，zhixuyaochupeng“shenshi”jike。
dan“shenshi”shouguojiaguankong，zhiyouxuexiaohuozhejunfangcaiyou。
yibanrenxiangjuexingwuhun，yaomezhengchangshangxue，zaizijidexuexiaojuexing，yaomejiuzhinengcanjiayinianyici，junfangdingshidingdianjuexingdejuexingyishi。
zhenggeguocheng，wairenbudecanyu。
shenweirongchengyizhongdeyiyuan，liyunxiaokendingxuanzeqianzhe。
“neigejiushichuanqirenwuliyunxiao？”
“tingshuotabujinlilunzhishiyizhibaochinianjidiyi，shenzhihaizhangchulezhizungu？”
“zhikexitianshengjingmaicanque，napashijuexinglezuihaodewuhun，zheibeizi，yehennanyoushenmechengjiu。”
zheigeshijiedeyiliaojishuhenpianke，“huifuxiaoguo”yanjiudaolejizhi，danduixiantianjibingqueshushouwuce。
liyunxiaoyouwufazhiyudexiantian“jiwuli”，zaoyijingbushishenmemimi。
“ai！nimenhaimeitingshuo？tadezhizungu，yijingbeijialirenjiwale！”
“什么？！”
meiyouzaiyizhouweidexianyansuiyu，liyunxiaomaishangshijie，chaozhe“shenshi”jingzhizouqu。
zheishi，yigeshencaigaotiao，mingmouhaochideshaonvdangzailetademianqian。
“liyunxiao，womenfenshouba！”
“ben**haishijuede，nibushiheben**！”
cirenbushibieren，zhengshitachongleyiniandenvpengyou，hetatongzaiyigebanji，sannianbabandebanhualiusimin。
dangchu，shitazhuideduifang。
liyunxiaomeiyoukanduifangyiyan，zhijiecongduifangdeshenpangzouguo。
“嗯。”
congzhexuedejiaodushanglaijiang，tajuede，juexingqianshijiyizhiqiandeziji，bingbunengsuanzhenzhengdeziji。
zhiqiandeyiqiejiban，douyuxianzaidezijiwuguan。
qiebushuo，xianzaidetayijingxiangmingbai，zheigesuoweidenvpengyou，conglaimeiyouaiguoziji。
kanshangde，zhishizijishenshangde“zhizungu”yiji“lijiashaoye”deshenfen。
jiusuanduifangzhendexihuanziji，cike，zhixiangbianqiang，buxianggaoshenmegoupiaiqinggushideziji，yebukenengzairangzheifenguanxiweichixiaqu。
hepingfenshoushilixiangzhuangtai。
直接撕破脸更好！
xianzaizheizhongqingkuang，zongjiechengyijuhuajiushi：yiyanweiding，shuangxilinmen！
jianduifangjingranrucimoran，haoxiangyidiandoubuzaihudeyangzi，liusiminlengzaileyuandi，huanlehaoyihuiercaihuanguolai。
fangfoshiliandebushiduifang，ershitaziji。
“hehe......nijiuyingchengba！”
“dengnifanyingguolai，jieshoubulexianshi，ranhoupaolaiqiuwodeshihou，wokebuhuizaijinijihui！”
“yigebeiwazou‘zhizungu’，beijiazupaoqidefeiwu，genbenmeizigezuoben**denanpengyou！”
meiyouzaiyiqiannvyoudediyin，liyunxiaozoushangjuexingtaideneiyike，yigehetazhangdexiexuxiangsi，danqizhiqueyutayouzheyunnizhibiedeshaonianzouleshanglai，lianshangguazherenchuwuhaideweixiao。
“哥，你来了！”
“duibuqi，woshizhendebuzhidao，bamatamenjingranhuizuozheiyangdejueding......”
“woyeshijinzaoxinglai，caizhidao，tamenjingranmiyunlenihewo，ranhoujiangnishenshangde‘zhizunguqiangxing’yizhidaolewoshenshang！”
“zheiyangbage......woba‘zhizungu’haijini！”
“‘shenshi’mashangjiuyaokaiqile，dengwowanchengjuexing，jiuheniquyiyuan，rangtamenjiang‘zhizungu’yihuidaonishenshang！”
liyunxiaokanxiangduifang，pailepaiduifangdejianbang。
“不用。”
“yihouzouyelu，xiaoxindianjiuxingle。”
移回“至尊骨”？
yijingjuexingwuhunde“zhizungu”，buguojiushiyikuaiputongdegutou。
yihuilai，youyoushenmeyong？
没事，你继续装。
dangzhexueshengdemian，wobushani。
danchulezheigexiaomen，kejiushuobuzhunle！
liyaozusihumeiyoutingdongduifangdehua，dailengzaileyuandi，zhidaotingjianlaoshidehuhan。
“liyaozu，nibushiyaojuexingma？”
“shenshiyijingkaiqi，ganjinguolaiba！”
liyaozuganmanghuiyingdao：“laile！”
“ge，zaizheierdengzhewo，didishuodaozuodao！”
shuowan，tabianyilianjiandingdidianlediantou，suihouzhuanshenchao“shenshi”paoqu。
kandaoguozhenyourenyaojuexing，zhouweidexuesheng、laoshiquandouweileshanglai。
“neigejiushishoufulijiadejichengren，liyaozu？”
“duozouliyunxiao‘zhizungu’deqindidi？”
“ai！zheilijiayetaiwuqingle......doushizijiazisi，jingranrucipianxin！”
“liyunxiaobenjiujingmaicanque，xianzailian‘zhizungu’doumeile，yaoshizaijuexinggeputongwuhun，yihoukezhenjiushiyidianxiwangdoumeiyoule！”
“xiwang？hehe，kongpalianputongrendouburu！”
“danyouyoushenmebanfa？yizhi‘zhizungu’shihefaxingwei，suiranbixuzunxunziyuanyuanze，danshibushiziyuan，yebushitashuolesuan！”
“zhinenggankai，shengzailijia，shitadebuxing！”
tingzhezhouweirendexixu，liyaozuqingmieyixiao，huitoujiangshou，enzaile“shenshi”shang。
xiayike，wucaideguangmanghuijuzaileyiqi，bengfachulegengjiayaoyandeziseguangmang。
yipang，fuzeqidong“shenshi”delaoshiganmangkaikou。
“liyaozu，juexingxiyouwuhun—yinlansheman！”
dunshi，taixiayipianhuaran。
“jingranshixiyouwuhun？”
“zheiliyaozudeyunqiyetaihaoleba！”
“xiyouwuhun，keshiwanzhongwuyia！zheixia，lijiayouyaoshangyicengloule！”
“haochuizi！taqianglezijiaxiongzhangde‘zhizungu’，wuhunqibuxiyou！”
“zhenyunqihao，zenmemeijuexingchuanshuowuhun？chigebaodieryi，chunchunlangfeirenjiade‘zhizungu’！”
liyaozupixiaoroubuxiao，huitoukanxianglezijidesige。
“ge，wojide，niyemeijuexingwuhunba！”
“yaobu，niyelaishishi？”
kandaozheiyimu，zhouweidetongxuebujinzuanjinlequantou。
“zheijiahuoshenmeyisi？”
“beizhenxiangjidaole，jiuzhaozijidexiongzhangdangdao，rangxiongzhangdepingfan，chentuozijideyouyue？”
lenglengdikanzheliyaozu，bushaorenqideyayangyang。
“zhizungudoubeinijiqiangzoule，zhengchangjuexing，juexingputongwuhundegailvgaoda99.9%！”
“narenjiadetongchu，laichentuozijideteshu？”
“你是个人？！”
有人看向李云霄。
“xuezhang，buyaolita。”
“dui，xianyanghaoshenti！”
“suishuohaodeshentinengtigaojuexingxiyoudechenggonglv，shixuanxue，danningkexinqiyoubukexinqiwu，nigangchuyuan，meibiyaojiyuzheiyishi！”
“对，没错！”
liyunxiaomianbugaise，zailaoshizhunbeiguanbi“shenshi”deneiyike，maibuzouleguoqu。
“laoshi，dengyixia，woyeyaojuexing。”
老师一愣。
“nizhendeyaozaizheigeshihoujuexing？”
liyunxiaodianlediantou，zoudaole“shenshi”mianqian。
“wolaizheier，kebushiweilezoucao。”
laoshitanlekouqi，diantoudao：“xing，neinilaiba！”
kandaozheiyimu，zhouweidetongxuemenzhongzhongditanlekouqi，xiangshuoshenme，youshuobuchulai，youzhongbeiyucikadaohoulongdeganjue。
kantaishang，gangdaozheilidebanzhuren、xiaolingdaoshenzhishixiaozhang，doukanxianglezheibian。
liyaozulenglengyixiao，suihouluchulejiandingdeshense。
“ge，niyidingkeyide，jiayou！”
liyunxiaomeiyoulihui，yijingjiangshouanzaile“shenshi”zhishang。
寂静。
xiayike，wucaiguangmangzhouranshoulian，jinzhouzhenongsuochengleyidaohuohongsedeguangmang，zhichongtianji！
sihuyishidaoleshenme，liyunxiaotaitoukantian，manlianxingfen！
“我就知道是你！”
“bieyale，baoba！！！”
轰—！
yishengjuxiang，“shenshi”mengdibeiyituanjinhongsedehuoyanbaoguo！
jinjiezhe，yidaodaojinsedeguangzhuchongtianerqi，panxuancangqiong！
huaweiyidaodaojinsedeliuxing，feiruleliyunxiaodeshenti！
轰隆隆—！
dadijuzhan，cangqiongbianse！
dangliyunxiaoshenhou，yidaosantoubabei，shouchishenqidejudajinshen，zailiehuozhizhong，ranranshengqideneiyike......
全场死寂！
哐当！
zhizhikantaishang，yixiaozhizhangshouzhongdebeizi，luozaidishang，shuaidefensui！
“zheishi......shenhuawuhun！！！”