轰—！
shabaodadequantouzhensuikongqi，daizhepokongsheng，zhibiliyunxiaomianmen！
mianbugaisedeliyunxiaoweiweiceshen，ganghaoduoguojingfeng！
yiweiduifangzhishiyunqihao，wudawuzhuangcaiduoguolezijidequantou，zhaozitaibuxieyigu，zhibuzhuanshendeyishunjian，zaiciwojinquantou，chaozheduifangdenaodaizaleguoqu！
“给老子趴下！”
zheiyici，liyunxiaobingmeiyoushanduo，zuoshouyitai，“pa”deyishengzhuazhuleduifangdeshouwan！
“你在狗叫什么？”
“啊！”
liansejubiandezhaozitaizheicaiyishidaoqingkuangdebudui，xiayishixiangyaozhengtuo，quefaxianshizhongbanbudao！
“bukeneng，nicai1ji，zenmekenengyongyouruciqiangdadeliliang！？”
liyunxiaomeiyouhuida，youjiaoyichuai，zhijiejiangduifangchuaifanzaidi！
“啊！！！”
shoubeibeiniutuojiudeyishunjian，zhaozitailianseshabai，houlonglifachulexiesidilidecanjiao！
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砰！砰！砰！砰—！
看到这一幕。
juexingtaizhouweidexueshengmenshayanle！
“我没看错吧！”
“pazaidishangdeneigeren，bushiliyunxiao，ershizhaozitai？！”
“你没看错！”
“queshibushirudajiacaicedeneiyang，zhaozitaiwannveliyunxiao！”
“ershiliyunxiao，diaodazhaozitai！！！”
jingedikanzheliyunxiaoneimeiyoubiaoqing，zhujianbumanxuedideshuailian，zaichangdezhongren，manliandebukezhixin！
“不是！”
“你没病啊？”
“zheimeniubi，nizaoshuoa！”
“doushenmeniandaile，haiwanerzangzhuo！？”
renqunli，liyaozushayanle！
manliandaizhi，yijuhuayeshuobuchulai！
renqunwai，liusiminzhangdalezuiba，etoushangbumanlehanshui！
“bukeneng，zheiyidingshiwodehuanjue！”
“zhei......zheijueduibukeneng！！！”
看台上。
banzhuren、xiaolingdao，jiulianxiaozhang，yeshimanlianmune。
xiaozhangdao：“helaoshi，tashinibandexuesheng？”
班主任恍然一怔。
“dui，xiaozhang，zhiqiangenninshuoguode，tajiaoliyunxiao！”
“liyunxiao，zheimemengma？”
banzhurenkanzheneizhengzaifengkuangoudaduishoudeliyunxiao，kuxiaobude。
“不造啊！”
“woshishuo，tadelilunzhishiyizhihenhao，jihudoushinianjidiyi！”
“dantadewulizhi，woyeshixianzaicaizhidao，yuanlaizheimegao！？”
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zuishangshuozhebuzhidao，danlianshangqueshibumanlejiaoao！
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zhidao，tazhuyidaobeianzaidishangmocadezhaozitai，jingranqiangrenzhekuangfengzhouyubandequantou，toutoujiangyikehongsedeyaowan，saijinzuilishi，zheicaishouhuilejiaobu，xuanzejixuguanwang。
yucitongshi，chixiahongseyaowandezhaozitaiyiranqingjinbaoqi，zhenggerenxiangshizhongduleyiban，hunshenfazi！
qiangrenzhehoubeihenaodaishangdejutong，yiyaoya，tamengrantaishou，yibazhuazhuleduifangdeshouwan！
“xiaozi，gongxini，chedijinulewo！”
滋啦—！
zhuazhuduifangshouwandeyishunjian，tadezhangxinzhouranshengyan，yiguzhuoredechuganzaizhangxinxunsumanyan！
赵子泰满目狰狞。
“baoqian，zhiqianshipiannide，wodedu，napameiyoushangkou，yenengzhuru！”
嗯？
jieguojiuzaizheishi，tahuranfaxian，duifangjingranmianbugaisedijiangshoucongzijideshoulichoulehuiqu！
ganggangbeizijizhuaguodedifang，bingmeiyouliuxiayidianhenji！
“什么情况！？”
“你没有中毒！？”
liyunxiaomeiyouhuida，yijiaocaizaiduifangdehoubeishang，xiangshilamangongxianyiban，lazhileduifangdeshuangbei！
“毒你妈！”
xiyouwuhun，shengyijimeixiangshuzhizengjia15dian，5ji75dian！
jiusuanduifangshitiyusheng，juexingwuhunzhiqianjiujiangmeixiangshuxingxiuliandaolemanji10dian！
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pingjun85xiangyaozhanshengpingjun120？
谁给的勇气？！
zhiyuneisuoweide“zhongdutexing”！
yibandewuhun，dequebuhuitigongzhongdukangxing！
但不好意思！
我的武魂，不一般！
咔！咔！
meiyouheduifangfeihua，jinwoshuangbeideliyunxiao，yijiaoxiaqu，zhijiejiangduifangdeliangtiaoshoubeiyingshengshengcheduan！
噗！噗—！
xianxuecongshangkouchupenyong，yishunjiandesijizhihou，zhaozitaidehoulongli，fachuleshazhubandecanjiao！
“啊！！！”
“妈妈！！！”
liyaozu：“......”
liusimin：“！！！！”
觉醒台下。
suoyoudexueshengmudengkoudai，wanruninggu！
“bushi，tayizhidouzheimehendema？”
“zhiqian，meitingshuoguoa！”
“你说李云霄？”
“不然呢？”
“hehe！haihaoba，wodaoshijuede，neizhaozitaigenghen！”
“beioudaleqibafenzhong，xianzaijiulianshuangbeidoubeicheduanle，yingshiyishengbuhang，meiyoushuochu‘renshu’erzi！”
“zheiguhenjinger，woyuanchengzhiwei，niubi！！！”
“budui......nimenkantadezuixing，tahaoxiangyijingzaihanle，zhishiwomentingbudaoeryi！？”
“**！nibieshuo，haizhenshi！！！”
juexingtaishang，liyunxiaomeiyoulihuiduifangderenshu，shenzhishiqiurao！
jiangcheduandeshuangbeisuishouyireng，taiqidezuojiao，zhijieduizhunleduifangdenaodai！
嗖！嗖！嗖—！
jiuzaizheishi，jidaoshenyingrutongshandianyibancongtianerjiang！
banzhurenyijijiweikerenlaoshifenbiecongliangbianlazhuleliyunxiao！
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lenglengdikanzheyanqianmanlianmorandexuesheng，tamanyannuhuo。
“dayinghaibugou，haixiangqurenxingming？nishibushibubawozheigelaoshi，fangzaiyanli！”
dishang，tongkuaihaodezhaozitaikuzhehoudao：“tashigefengzi！”
“tagangcai，zhendexiangshalewo！”
banzhurenyilianjiaojidikanzheliyunxiao，tayemeiyouxiangdao，pingshizuishanliang，zuiwenroudehaoxuesheng，jingranhuibianderucibaoli，kepa！
fuzejuexingdelaoshisisididingzheliyunxiao，lenglengshuodao：“niwanle，buguannijuexingdeshibushixieshenwuhun！”
“ganzaixuexiaosharen，nijuebuhuiyouhaoxiachang！”
嗖—！
huayingangluo，xiaozhangdaizheyidaqunxiaolingdao，wenwendiluozailejuexingtaishang。