第1章 这该死的穿越

hunhunee,naohaizhongxiangdianyingkuaijinyibanshanguowushudehuamian,buzhidaoguoleduojiu,youjinzhongyuhuifuleyidianyishi。

wulidachuideshoumianqiangdongledong,mizheyanjingdeyoujinzhouzhemeitoubuzijuedeshijingxilexibizi。

yiguqiangbiyoumoshengdeweidaochongchizhezhenggebiqiang,youjinhunedenaozizhongyuqingxinglebushao。

tajiannandezhuandongzheyanzhuzi,nulidechengkaifangfobeijiaodainianzhudeyanpi。

rumumanshihunan,bijiandecibiqixiyuefamingxian,youjinchengzhebingbushihenlinghuodeshenziyouxiejiannandezuoleqilai。

boziyoudianjiang,tahuanguleyixiasizhou,jishiyijingzaishuimengzhongjieshoulemouxieshishi,cikedeyoujin,kandaoyanqiandeyimuhaishirenbuzhutaiyangxuetiaoletiao。

猪圈……

是真的猪圈。

naohaizhongdejiyigaosuta,yigeyueqian,bu,jiuzaijitianqian,zheilihaiyangzhezhu。

zhibuguo,zheijitiantamenlaile,suoyizhubeihuanledifang,zheilichengletamendezhusuo。

zhijianyanqianshiyijianlianzhefengdangyudouyouxiekunnandewuzi,dipanbudabuxiao,henduomubandouyijingyoulefushidejixiang。

dishangpuzhehouhoudedaocao,wuneihaixiangzhengxingdefangzheyigepolandeyijuheliangzhangpopolanlan、duanleyigejiaodezhuozi。

yilanwuyu,shuojianloudougaoguzheihuanjing,youjinyishizhijianxiangbudaoheshidexingrongci。

youjin:“……”manmuaichou,weizijidechujinggandaokanyou。

tabenshi21shijimeinvxiaochuniangyimei,21suidahaonianhuazhiji,quezaiyicizhongjichushendejinjibisaizuihouyilunshi,yudaolebaozha。

ranhoujiuzheimeyimingwuhu。

benyiweihenkuaiguanjundaoshou,yizhanchengming,tayoujindemingzicongcixiangchemeishijie,jiertashangrenshengdianfeng,zuoyongwushuqiancaimeinan。

没想到造化弄人。

zaitazuiyaofengguangdeyizhishi,yichangbaozhajiangtafapeidaolegudai……

youjinzainaohaizhongsouxunleyixiayuanshendejiyi,ciketasuochudeguodujiaodashiguo,shiyigetuichongmeishidedifang。

yuanshenyejiaoyoujin,shiyigekuaimanshiliusui,moyangbaibaipangpangxingzijiaozonghaitingzilianshenzhiyouxietaorenxiandeyigeguniang。

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genjuyuanzhunaohaishenchudejiyi,youzhiliangshizaiqucanjiakejudelushangrenshisimande,liangrenyijianzhongqing,anshengqingyi。

simanbugujialidezulan,yiyiguxingjianchijiajiyuanzaitafangqiongxiaoziyigedeyouzhiliang,yeyincigenjialideguanxinaodetingjiang。

youzhiliangzhidaosimandeburongyi,suoyichengqinshushizaiyilai,yizhiduisimantitieruwei,guanhuaibeizhi,liangkouziqingyimanman。

youzhiliangyouxiucaizhishen,mouyifenchashibingbunan,jiashangsimandexiuhuoyenengzhengbushaojiayong,suoyi,xiaojiatingrizidaoyezirun。

zongtilaishuo,yuanshenshizaiyigeyouaijiajingyoubucuodefenweizhongzhangda,buguo,zheiyiqie,zaisangeyueqianfashengletianfandifudebianhua。

sangeyueqian,youzhiliangyinweiguanjiaoxueshengbeidiaopidexueshengdaizhejiading“jiaoxun”,ruwangchangyiyangqujiyouzhiliangsongwufandesimanzhenghaozhuangjianzhangfubeiduda。

taxiangyemeixiangjiushangqulajia,jieguoshuangshuangbeizou,errendoushibeitaihuilaide。

benyiweijishizaolezheimedadezui,zheiyichangzainanyesuanshiguoqule,kepianpianzheicaishikaishi。

youzhiliangbeirentiduanleleigu,xiongqiangjixue,jiashangjiuzhibuyu,gezhongbingfazhengsuizhierlai,shangshibingqingyuelaiyueyanzhong。

simansuiranshangdeqingxie,danshikanzhezhangfujiuzhibuyu,yousichengji,liangrenyibingbuqi,jianzhifengyujiaojia。

weilejifumukanbing,jialideqiancaidoubeihuaguang,tiandibeimai,simancunleshijiniandeshoushiyebeidangdiao,buguangzheiyang,jialishaoweizhiqianyidiandedongxiquanbudalejinqu,haiqianlebushaodewaizhai。

jishizheiyang,liangkouziyemeiyouchengzhu,youzhiliangbingzhongqushi,simanjieshoubuledaji,jitianhouyequle。

liuxiasanjiedishouzhekongdangdangdewuzi……

zheihaibushizuicande,zuicandeshi,jishijialiyipinruxi,yijiubeirendianji,shenmedoumeile,danshihaiyoufangzi。

yuanshendefuqinshijialidelaoer,shangmianhaiyouyigegege,xiamiansangedidi,yigexiaomei。

yejiushiyuanshendedabo,sanshu,sishu,wushu,xiaogu。

yenaigenzhedabohaiyouxiaoguyiqizhu,wushuchangnianzaiwai,daboshigelaoshibenfenderen,danshisanshuhesishujiu……

dianjiyuanshenjialidewuzi,bingjiangtamengandaozheizhuquanlilaidejiushiyuanshendesanshuhesishu……

jiangchujingshuliqingchu,youjinrenbuzhuqingtanleyikouqi,weiyouzhiliangfuqigandaotongqing,yeweiyuanshendejingligandaohanxuan。

tongshiyoujinweizheigeniandaideyiliaoshuipingnieleyibahan,lianggehuobengluantiaoderen,zheimeyizaoshengshengdejiuqule。

yuanshenyeshi,jialifashengjubian,yishiwufajieshouganranfenghan,yinweimeiyouyaoyizhi,shengshengbeituodiaoleyitiaoming,jinjinshifenghaneryia,zaixiandaijiushiyigexiaoganmao。

keshizaizheili,quezuyiyaorenming。

youjiankanleyiyanyijingpaqilaideyoujinbianmeiyouguoduodelihui,zuozaipolandezhuozipangjiezheweiruodeguangjixufanzheneijibenweiyimeibeiqiangzoudeshu。

由槿:“……”

youjinbudebushuo,youzhiliangfufusuiranganqinghao,danshiduihaizidejiaoyu,zhendeyousuoqianque。

yuanshendexingziyouquexianjiusuanle,jiuliantadelianggedidi,yemeihaodaonaliqu。

dadiyouchenshisisuidenianji,queyidianshisisuidemoyangdoumeiyou,diaopidaodan,panniyanzhong,shenzhimuwuzunzhang,haitebietaoyanyuanshen……

xiaodiyoujian,jiushidianxingdeshudaizi,mukongyiqie,moshiyiqie,meitianjiuzhidaokanshu,jishizaofengcijubian,tahaoxiangyemeishouduodadedaji,danshisheiyaoshiganpengtadeshu,tanenggenrenpinming……

xiangdaolianggedidi,youjinyouxietouteng。

gangchuanyueguolai,youjinsuiranjieshouleyuanshendejiyi,danshimianduizheiyiduilantanzi,tayishizhijiannaozimengdehaibuzhidaogaizenmechuli。

“给我倒点水。”

bijianchongchizhemougunanyandeweidao,duiyucongxiaodaodalianjishidoumeikanguodeyoujinlaishuo,zheiweidaozheshiyouxienanyijieshou,gengbietizaizheiyangdehuanjingxiaheshui。

danshitadesangziyinweigaoshaocikeganyadelihai,jiugenmaoyanyiyang,shuohuadouyizhenzhenshaya,youjincikeyegubudeexinbuexinzheigewentile。